My amazing experience with a dorky chinese guy

Once i was in the arcade watching this chinese guy go crazy on DDR usin his hands and shit, and i was like, phhhh. After he finished he came up to me sweaty as a nike factory and was like, are you challenging me? I was like, um sure, knowing he could kick my ass. Luckily this kid outside had a boombox. I knew him a lil from school so he let me barrow it. I got on the dance pad ready for action, when he started laughing. I then immediately jumped off, and unplugged the machine. He looked really confused. I gave my friend the boombox and popped in my ghetto mix. I then preceeded to put on a red headband. I fuckin harlem shaked in his grizzal, and broke it down like hey yo, and the black kids at the mall were like, omy fuckin god look at that guy go. I turned up "ima hustla" and fuckin started breakdancing, and crippin, and it was amazing. The kid sorta walked away with a smuggish look on his face, like he wasnt impressed, but he knew he was defeated and quickly shuffled away. some people were cheering, others were still playing there games. If my trickier breakdancing skills were any good, I could made him cry. It was an amazing experience.


'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'