Does anyone remember that story about the kid who broke his arm falling off a bunk while his roommate had sex? My friend wants to see it and i cant find it anywhere. Yes, i used the search bar but i think it might have been before the site changed.
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wow, thats kinda scary, when I saw this thread "Nasty roommate sex story", I was thinking to myself, I bet its the one where this guy on the bunk-bed listening to his buddy have anal sex with a chick and the chick shat all of the boyfriend and the guy on top laughs so hard he falls off the bed adn breaks him arm and they all had to go to he hospitial together
I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my
life - Lateralis
i heard a story about a friend of a friend- he came back to his room in the evening and the lights were off, but he could see something in his bed. He turned on the lights, and it turned out his roommate had been masturbating under his covers, totally naked... what kind of sick fuck does that?
i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.
what about the one where they went out on a date she had fish and when he was doing her in the ass she blew shit everywhere, diarehha cannon style... and she passed out right there... then she was gone in the morning lol
Try searching for "HAHAHAH"... it might be one of the ones that comes up.
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"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
It was integrated into the new forums.
The link on twix's site does not work since that is the old forums.
You need to find it on the new ones.
last I heard, the harvey hopped on board of a caravan that was trekking through the egyptian sands. Only bringing with him a spork, cottage cheese, and his pet mongoose, he set off into throught the saharas. They say every once in a full moon, if you're quiet enough, that you can hear his prebuscent chuckle whistling in the winds.-GhostDragon
This kid went to the hospital because he started having rash around his fuken a hole and the doctor asked to see if he was by any chance gay. And he freaked out and said hell no. Well, they put a hidden camera in his room and he's roommate was putting him to sleep with some rag over his face while he was a sleep knocking his ass out cold, than butt raping him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, now thats what I call getting OWNED
i'll throw one in there. so i was living it on the cheap, sleeping on an old ass army cot in my friends basement. hes gone for a few days, so i bring a girl over and we bang on his waterbed. i wake up and walk down the stairs just as he's walking up them.came home early. i just started laughing very hard. girl comes out nakey to see what was going on. oh god, he was not happy about that one.
my boss told me a story about when he was in high school, he nailed his girlfriend from the rear and about an hour later as he was driving her home she farted and shit was everywhere. so he kicked her out of his truck and made the bitch walk home. he said he was so pissed.
HERE IS THE STORY (summed up)- guy's brother at college arrives in his room, his roomate has a girl on bottum bunk, he tries to sleep, hears them making out, tries to sleep, hear's the girl whisper, 'wanna put it in my ass', starts to giggle, later, hears, HOLY FUCK, YOUR SHITTING ALL OVER ME, laughes his ass off and falls of of top bunk, breaking arm
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i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
holy shit i didn't know that was an urban legend... story goes in my high school that an upperclassmen's brother slipped on the shit and broke his arm... everyone thought it was true. those kids have nothing to do with skiing either