And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
If you really wanna be the hottest on NS, you gotta be part of the J-Crew.
Like a virgin on promnight!
please pardon the cacography
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"
"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
Hahahahah, yeah, I pretty much knew your friend was joking around, that wasn't really in question, I was just in awe of how you seemingly missed the joke.
And if you actually knew what he was talking about, why respond with something about how it's going to be painful? Last time I checked blowjobs aren't supposed to hurt, especially if you're on the giving end...