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My 2000 foot gap

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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
this picture is not photoshoped i swear. i really did it.

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
Apr 26 2005 5:15PM
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05/05/05 - Daze of the Seize'n

There is 2 kinds of stand up, comedy and sex. I am only good at one of them.
Apr 27 2005 2:29PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
this is what i call a space jam. i'm in for the cult.

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-kulpy-
Apr 27 2005 3:38PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
i want to zero over the milky way

Apr 27 2005 5:49PM
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Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
incredible...are you sponsered?

"Holy shit, did you see that tweaked out pencil! That was insane, that guy really knows how to rip."
Apr 27 2005 8:08PM
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4skizzle
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it's spelled SPANCERED^








Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.


Apr 27 2005 8:16PM
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triebby
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man you guys think youve done sick gaps? you got no idea. ill admit ive seen some pretty sick triackage here, but with the space gaps you dont have the consequences of gravity. if you really want to seperate the men from the boys, you have to hit my custom designed mountain range gap from the himalayas to the rockies. the kicker is shaped going off of mt everest and the landing is on the backside of breckenridge. my dad knows some pretty high rollers at NASA and was able to get me a tow in from one of the shuttles, luckily 18,000 mph was the perfecct speed to hit the gap, and of course my first trick was a burned cheeseburger with mustard and ketchup and 1800 fries to go.

Republican and proud of it.
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i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

Apr 27 2005 9:07PM
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4skizzle
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PIC!PIC!PIC!








Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.


Apr 27 2005 10:00PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
yo guys have no idea. im planing a jump around the world. i figure if i go just fast enough, gravity will keep me in the atmosphere but i will circle the earth. and im gonna do it naked too, so every one look out for a flying naked guy.

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
Apr 27 2005 10:32PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
yeah. that other guys was completely photoshopped. if it wasnt, he's already be in the 2000+ Crew.

i jumped mexico.


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Apr 27 2005 11:32PM
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pommery
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i hope you didn't scratch your skis on that landing.

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bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Apr 27 2005 11:37PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
DID YOUR HEAR, WOMAN? WE ALL USE SPECIAL SCIENTIST DESGINED WAX! ITS LIGHTNING QUICK AND HARDER THAN 1000000000 DIAMONDS. IT HAS THE SAME TECHNOLOGY AS TRUMPS HAIR.


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Apr 27 2005 11:40PM
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pommery
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oh, my bad... i've gotta get some of that stuff.

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bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Apr 27 2005 11:42PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
you can buy it from neil armstrong, harvey, ali g, and myself.

trump bought it from me.


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Apr 27 2005 11:43PM
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ItsPhil
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im gonna have wet dreams tonight about jumping the former USSR its gonna be RADICAL!

Apr 27 2005 11:46PM
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switch_9
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^that had to be the best 2 posts u have ever posted. hahahahaha.

"Tanner stopped blazin? hell i just blazed with a couple guys that quit last week.' -Bigj "Tanner will make a good soldier. He will be hard to hit because he cant stand up straight." -Guddgalf17
Apr 27 2005 11:47PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
hey. i have the patent on the wax. you are just certified dealers. and to buy the wax has a 200% sales tax which is to be mailed to me by check within 30 days of purchase.

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
Apr 28 2005 12:46AM
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ryan.c
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wow this thread is gettin outa control

Apr 28 2005 12:26PM
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Mason_b
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But can you do it backwards?

~VLM~
Apr 28 2005 5:28PM
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SteezePatrol
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I straight aired North America

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~ If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
Apr 28 2005 5:48PM
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t_walker
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you guys are all weakkkkkkkkk, im def the king of all gaps.



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Apr 28 2005 8:50PM
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t_walker
Posts: 934 - Karma: 37
my bad

try this:


and if that one doesnt work just go here
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/Uploaded/5001gap.jpg

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Apr 28 2005 8:51PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
wow, thats huge....but i would probably purposly come up short on that one.

-kulpy-
Apr 28 2005 8:52PM
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t_walker
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how do u post pictures? the FAQ way wont work


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Apr 28 2005 8:52PM
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t_walker
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https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/Uploaded/5001gap.jpg>

https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/Uploaded/5001gap.jpg>

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Apr 28 2005 8:53PM
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t_walker
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https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/Uploaded/5001gap.jpg>

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Apr 28 2005 8:54PM
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t_walker
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wow i quit someone wanna post that pic for me

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Apr 28 2005 8:54PM
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t_walker
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Apr 28 2005 8:56PM
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t_walker
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^ there we go! haha yeah anyways, that cant be beat.

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Apr 28 2005 8:57PM
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Nivrittam
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your the biggest stupidest fucker ever. why would you waste time on that you prepubscant fucker go suck on your moms nipples untill you get a better idea you loser

i like girls
Apr 29 2005 1:17AM
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t_walker
Posts: 934 - Karma: 37
right

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Apr 29 2005 7:25AM
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skier3299
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are you retarded fuckin gaylords....... you can even see his skis arent evenm this same size



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Ride more talk less get drunk and have sex

Apr 29 2005 1:11PM
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t_walker
Posts: 934 - Karma: 37
one of them is two def colors on the basesheet bud, its black and teal, u cant see the black part, ever seen the scratch FS? right

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Apr 29 2005 1:33PM
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skieveryday
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I can't believe how this thread has turned out

It's only after you've lost everything that we are free to do anything. Ski Every Day
Apr 29 2005 7:25PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
if i dont say so, this may be the longest thread ive started yet. if anyone wants to join my cult. message me. remember, there is criteria to follow.

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
Apr 30 2005 1:41AM
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DynastarriderGP
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Apr 30 2005 11:57AM
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TheWorst
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i enjoyed this thread. O-O
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Apr 30 2005 3:59PM
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Anathema
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stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
reppin' the dfp


keep it real.
Apr 30 2005 4:22PM
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skogenjake
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JOIN THE 1000+ gap cult!


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May 10 2005 6:55PM
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ATLskier
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oh yeah, I jumped the whole galaxy

https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/Uploaded/3777jumpovergalaxy.jpg

someone post that for me, I don't know the new way to post pics

yeah, but the jump comes off one planet and is supported into place by connecting beams and supports to other planets. the landing is actually the beginning of a black hole which has a lot of gravity that pulls me into it as I finish my sw. cork 7 over the galaxy




Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
May 10 2005 10:15PM
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TeenageWasteland
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jesus christ jib vermont i hope you are joking..soem people

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May 11 2005 11:14AM
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neutrino
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LOL !! the best ns thrad evar

May 11 2005 1:25PM
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duhamelski
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here is you jumping the galexy

[IMG]http://newschoolers.c om/PHP/Pictures/Uploaded/3777ju mpovergalaxy.jpg[/IMG]

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
May 11 2005 2:03PM
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duhamelski
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[IMG]https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/Uploaded/3777ju mpovergalaxy.jpg[/IMG]

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
May 11 2005 2:04PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/Uploaded/3777jumpovergalaxy.jpg[/IMG]

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
May 11 2005 2:04PM
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duhamelski
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a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
May 11 2005 2:05PM
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