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So theyre putting the sponge back on the market..
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contraception will never be the same. and elaine can finally stop trying to hoard them.
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ha i was just going to say, elaine will be stoked
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haha has anyone ever fucked a chick who was rocking the sponge? it'd be a little awkward.
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a more thought out question would be "has anyone ever fucked a chick?"
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what is "the sponge"?
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so like, your poking a chick and your progress is impeded by a sponge? sounds like good cushioning for intestine prodding to me.
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its thing sponge soaked with spermicides that you wet and goes up at the cervix...
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WOW DUDE SKOGEN DUDE! Are you saying you had sex with a girl!!!???? Whats it like do tell since no one else has!!!
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^gotcha, and it works? What did they take it off the market? And coulnd't you just stuff a sock up there soaked in rubbing alchohol?
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haha or apparently lemon juice works. but yeah theyre were apparently problems with it... watch the seinfeld episode. or just go to web md or that shit.
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don't fuck with the sponge son. is it that hard for her to take a pill everday for the rest of her life at the same time everyday. Jessssusss + the pill sometimes makes the chicks tits bigger
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why not the shot? works for 3 months, so u get 4 shots a year... NO MORE PERIODS, im loving that... and its safe
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^and its safe LOL, your period is designed to do something, shutting it down with a shot wouldnt be very smart, ^^the reason it makes their tits bigger, is because the pill makes the body realase a hormone that makes the body think its preganat so it wont let eggs into the place or something, and so they get bigger tits, but they also gain weight
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^it doesnt stop everyone's period numb nut... only about 1/2 the people get that stopped. i personally love sex 365 days a year, but if you like a bloddy mess once a month for 4-8 days then be my guest and dig in.
a period is just there to release the egg and get it out of the ovaries... when on the shot it closes up the pathway into the cervix where the sperm travel. making it impossible for them to even get to the egg. the shot will also stop egg production in abut 46% of women making them have no more periods.
do you even know what ur talking about or just think your HS education was enough to give you god like ability to predict the human body?
when is this sponge coming back?
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^it's already back
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doesn't the shot pop your blow up doll?
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the shot isn't 100% safe, I think you can only go on it for like 3 years or something then you have to take 6 motnhs without any birth control. I'm not 100% sure though
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^yeah its 2 years, and its because it causes calcium difficency in the bones. so when your on it u gotta drink more milk and shit.
you dont have to stop birth control its just a good idea to switch to the pill or something after a year or 2.
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sponge i think. i havent seen that one in ages. i eas pretty sure it was sponge though. those were taken off the market. the diaphram has always been on the market
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oh yeah theres a diaphram and sponge one i think. cause one, her diaphram flies out of her purse. the other one elaine wants sponges
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ya and the dude isn't sponge worthy...h.aha
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yeah its better. she hords the sponges because she hears they're going off the market.
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The real question here is....are you sponge worthy?
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ya that would not be a good idea at all. not getting your period is a disease. it's called amenhorrea, and it's definitely not a good idea.
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yeah its not actually that dangerous. its 99 percent effective. it IS dangerous with younger people. but its you like 35 or 40 or older, its not risky. were doing STD's in health. now were on CPR.
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d loc, theres no denying that havign NO period is bad for a girl. its there for a reason, to CLEAN out the vag.
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a period is just there to release the egg and get it out of the ovaries... when on the shot it closes up the pathway into the cervix where the sperm travel. making it impossible for them to even get to the egg. the shot will also stop egg production in abut 46% of women making them have no more periods.
no, the blood lines up the uterus seperatly, but in preperation for the egg. im pretty sure stopping the egg wouldnt stop the blood, but not 100%
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"the shot will also stop egg production in abut 46% of women making them have no more periods."
Once upon a time, girls don't produce eggs. They're born with all the eggs they'll ever have!
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^ hes right.
back to the original
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snap, but I thnik she meant the ovaries won't release anymore
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he meant...
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