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Joeys? Is it okay to hit them?

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alc
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not as to hurt them, but as to teach them something?

Apr 25 2005 10:23PM
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Tasche
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what is a joey?

Apr 25 2005 10:24PM
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why in the jahovah would you hurt a poor harmless baby kangaroo!?!

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Apr 25 2005 10:24PM
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rynmartn
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ya u sick fuck...ima call rocko and his crew out to kick your kangaroo hating ass

yay skiing
Apr 25 2005 10:30PM
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(Jonesy)
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i suppose it's okay. but if momma sees you, your ass is going to get boxed into the dirt.

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Apr 25 2005 10:31PM
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beau
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watch out the joeys might hit you take my word for it

Apr 25 2005 10:32PM
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Hctiws_iks
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yea dude,
ive seen some kangaroos kick some ass on funniest home videos

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Apr 25 2005 10:33PM
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R.Fahey
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man... one time i destroyed a joey. i was comin from a jump, and cut accross the hill to go to a rail, and he ran over my tails and ate shit. those Damn joeys.........

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Apr 25 2005 10:33PM
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JONNYZ
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joeys are retarded and hilarious.



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Apr 25 2005 10:33PM
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knotbox
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at least 5 people a day die in australia from kangaroo pouch racing accidents

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Apr 25 2005 10:36PM
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JONNYZ
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hahha ^^^^^ hilarious



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Apr 25 2005 10:49PM
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kinosoo
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I know someone who got attacked by a kangaroo and by a kawaka

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Apr 25 2005 11:04PM
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JONNYZ
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haha



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Apr 25 2005 11:18PM
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eheath
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what in gods name is a joey?

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Apr 25 2005 11:32PM
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Hctiws_iks
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a kangroooo, doncha know,
they been invading ski slopes of late,
since their natural habitat has been destroyed

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Apr 25 2005 11:52PM
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eheath
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stupid austrailans

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Apr 25 2005 11:55PM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
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you should teach the joeys to ski and like pull huge spread eagles


Apr 25 2005 11:57PM
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skibio5
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haha this is great

Apr 26 2005 1:24AM
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coppersucks
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just make sure they dont grow up to fight and hit ya in the balls.

safty first, keep it real and stay positive
Apr 26 2005 1:33AM
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Lebbo
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don't hit them, just ride them down the street to the pub

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Apr 26 2005 2:48AM
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public-enemy#1
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yeah man last year at the pouch racing nationals i was riding a big red kanga and i took out pole position. whenever i got thirsty i could just drink from the boobs inside the pouch too. it was pretty sweet

Apr 26 2005 3:12AM
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Barmski
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no just get as close to them as possible without killington them.....ahh fuck

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Apr 26 2005 3:37AM
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Anathema
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i have an australian buddy that got punched by a kangaroo at a petting zoo. those things have pretty bad tempers man.

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Apr 26 2005 4:21AM
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ArmadaBC
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killington them what?

Im still afloat, i aint the captain of tha yact but im on the boat
I aint actin what im not
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Apr 26 2005 2:16PM
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seriously, what is a joey? (besides a baby kangaroo) Is it a gomer skier or something?

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Apr 26 2005 7:22PM
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alpineplease
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I think a joey is a kid skier little bitch. the kind that you have to jump over and yell fuck you to get them out of the park. Do you hit them? No, you hit their parents and start a fight.

I was one of the best sand-castle makers in all the playground...i figure these skills should translate into some very "interesting" features.
Apr 26 2005 7:32PM
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eastAR5
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haha thats pretty good

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Apr 26 2005 7:42PM
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R.Fahey
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Yes. Joeys are the little kids rocking the wedge turns through the park... trying to go up the kickers.. and getting stuck and rather than going back down them, they dit and struggle for minutes trying to make it to the top.
My friends and i have compiled a list of different types of people that plague that park.
Joeys and Darrels are the general terms..
Janets - Litte girl joeys.
Jamals - the black city slickers that came and act all ghetto.
Johnnys - the old men
Jeraldeens - can't tell wether is a joey/Darrel, or a Janet.

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Apr 26 2005 7:45PM
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shrEddie
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rocko = wallabee. but they are both marsupials so he would probably still help


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Apr 26 2005 7:48PM
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aah I see now...our terrain park kickers were designed for joeys :(

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Apr 26 2005 8:16PM
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cjgncjgn
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ill answer this in one word.... YES



STFU and ski
[fat kids are harder to kidnap]
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Apr 27 2005 12:21AM
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guddgulf17
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hahaha. you forgot about the jebadiahs, the hicks in jeans and cowboy hats

what are you, some sort of ass kicking catholic bitch?-canadapridecc


Apr 27 2005 12:24AM
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Lebbo
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haha I saw little kids last year (must have been no more than 5 yrs old) hitting up the park with their instructure. One got stuck on a box and the other did the splits half way through. It was cute and funny at the same time...

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Apr 27 2005 3:46AM
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knotbox
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seriously mate i boxed many a kanga back in nam and those buggers put up a real fight and i tell ya the mongrels dont go down for yonks you havta keep on fightin like russel crowe

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Apr 27 2005 5:32AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahmet broke the eye socket of a joey by punching him...it was cool.

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Apr 27 2005 8:24AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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oh yea and i heard ellerman stabbed a joey with his ski pole and is getting in trouble

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Apr 27 2005 8:25AM
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ItsPhil
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i know a couple kids named joey
they dont ski though

Apr 27 2005 8:25AM
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WIllW
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out of the 5 or less times I've been to bristol this year,
one time, an old man drunk snowboarder ran into me hard core fliping me over
another time
old man snowboarder tryed to yell at my friends and I for not calling droping when he was just sitting there, and in the middle of his lecture he caught his front edge and did a face plant over the ski tips of me and continued lecturing like nothing happened

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Apr 27 2005 12:17PM
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tandan83
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^haha when he fell i would've said "but i didnt hear you say you were dropping right there" and skied off.



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Apr 27 2005 4:10PM
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alc
Posts: 566 - Karma: 23
the reason i ask is because me and my roommate figure it's better to hit them because then they'll learn a leason... hopefully. Also it makes you feel not as pissed off.

Apr 27 2005 5:00PM
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Switchstyle
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im a joey...

"Holy shit, did you see that tweaked out pencil! That was insane, that guy really knows how to rip."
Apr 27 2005 8:03PM
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