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castlerock
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on saturday night i killed a deer with my car. it was fuckin scarey. and to make matters worst, it was homecoming night, right after i had picked up my date. she was going nuts. anyone here ever hit a deer?

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You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
Oct 24 2002 2:59PM
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Lanemeyers
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murderer!

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Oct 24 2002 3:08PM
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newschooler14
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no but taht is hilarious cause the same thing happened to me friends on homecomng. What makes it funnier is the deer was running down the highway like at the car straight into it i guess. And in this other kids neighborhood there isnt anywhere deer would live that is very close but the last two time i went to his house there have been deer walking around

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Oct 24 2002 3:16PM
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Line1260
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i fucked up my old ass truck when i got hit by a deer. yep. i had just gotten my lisence a few weeks earlier and was driving pretty blazed. i slowed down cuz there was a deer in the middle of the road, then a different one ran out of the bushed and killed itself against my door. scared me a lot


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Oct 24 2002 3:29PM
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schlonginator
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trying to impress the date by playing deer hunter eh?

Just a crazy animal caught in your headlights (was it at night?) but either way you and your date will you back and laugh at it one day....or maybe you'll just look back and laugh at it one day




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Oct 24 2002 3:41PM
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johnnypsunami
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hahaha yes schlonginator best signature ever!!!
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Oct 24 2002 4:20PM
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Freeskifro
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I almost hit a deer this morning....but the funniest thing i hit was a turkey (it exploded)
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Oct 24 2002 5:19PM
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yeti
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mmmmmmmmmmm deer is good :-)

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Oct 24 2002 5:19PM
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rebel
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Did you keep the deer? I don't know where you live or what the laws are, but in Canada the person to hit the roadkill gets first dibs, and if they don't take it it's finders keepers!
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Oct 24 2002 5:20PM
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castlerock
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oh, of course i kept it, i just threw the half dead deer in my truck. it was making some weird gurgling noises on the way to dinner. but it was mostly dead after the dance, so me and my date went and skinned it.

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
Oct 24 2002 8:25PM
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skipimp_
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thats hot

well, we were up at my cottage and we ran over two raccoons, and instead of trying to avoid them, my buddy kranked the AC/DC and floored it, and later that weekend we were driving on the dirt roads, and he was saying 'I've ben in so many close calls, but I'll never crash,. Im invincible' andno word of a lie, 30-45 seconds later we fishtailed off a cliff and into a tree, totalled the car. I had my video camera in my lap, i filmed his reaction immediatly, it was funny shit...not at the time....it ruined the weekend.


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Oct 24 2002 9:00PM
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skipimp_
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oh yeah, and the reason it relates to this thread is because we lied to the insurance company and said there was a deer. he got his 500$ deductible down to 200$


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Oct 24 2002 9:01PM
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CTripper
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this one time i was driving with my dad in his truck, and we stopped at a stop sign. i looked out the window and a deer ran into my door, i mean his head was right there, and turned around and ran back in the woods.
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Oct 24 2002 9:43PM
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gravteck
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Hahaha... where I grew up there were sooo many deer, and we always knew where they hung out at night, there were many drive ball paintballings. Never hit one, but in 6th grade when my family was driving down to florida, it was the middle of the night and some deer ran out, so i was woken up as i flew into the back of the middle seat as our MINIVAN did a 270 on the highway, and our hubcap rolled off and down into a valley... funny to hear your mom screaming 'ooooh shiiiit,' we were lucky not to tip. One time in my friends backyard, this deer was running along and it looked at us while it was running, and ran it's ass right into a tree and was knocked out for like 5 min hahaha.
Oct 24 2002 11:58PM
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BeckaSki
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I was driving on the freeway going like 75 around this corner cutting from the outside line to the inside lane and there was a dead deer right in my path. Since I was going kinda' fast, and there was massive amounts of blood smeared across the highway I straddled the deer with my car. It was really gross. A couple of miles later my car started smelling like lots of warm blood. I had to stop at a car wash and wash the underside of my car before I could drive anymore without puking.
Oct 25 2002 12:18AM
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StriderMG
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haha, well i've never hit a deer, but there was a duck in the road, and i didnt' see it till the last sec, and it tried to flie over my car but i hit it w/ my bumber and it rolled/flapped/flew up over the hood and windshield

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Oct 25 2002 12:19AM
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1080enemy
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I've never hit an animal that I can think of. just make sure you never hit a moose or a kangaroo. you are screwed most likely if you hit one of those. My dad hit a goose once. it was flying across the road, and it seemed to just drift towards us. it shattered the entire window. pretty freaky at the time
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Oct 25 2002 12:49AM
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SUpilot
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yeah i have smoked 3 deer all with my moms car. one of the three that i hit was dead. the first one jumped out of the ditch and blasted into the side of the car. the second one i smoked going 65mph on a back road. and the third one, which was the dead one, i hit on the highway and that one called for all new suspension on my moms car
Oct 25 2002 12:56AM
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gauntlet1260
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Rebel, that is a great comment, hahaha.
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Oct 25 2002 10:29PM
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LifeJacket
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I was biking down the highway this summer in whistler, and i came across a smashed up car just at about brio, or so, anyways, they had hit a bear, and the front end was wrecked, but the bear got up and ran away...

they where lucky it didn't kill them, a moose or something probley would have....


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Oct 26 2002 12:32AM
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SUpilot
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moose are crazy...i was on final getting ready to land the super cub on floats up in canada and a moose popped up out of the water and i almost hit the sucker. made my ass wet with sweat.
Oct 26 2002 12:36AM
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BigPerm
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i plan on getting the BIGGEST grill ever on my car which will probobly be live a big suv like a tahoe or a truck, i am gonna play deer hunter. when you drive through my town or nieghborhood alone at night i can garuntte you will see at least 20 dear in about 5 minutes it like a seriously problem of how many deer there are in my town.
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Oct 26 2002 12:40AM
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newschooler14
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I hit an opposum last night. We were driving down this narrow ass road and it was over a little hill so i thought it was dead and at the last second it like looked at the car and moved its arms and then we all heard, felt it hit. And the wierd part was the next song in the cd was possum by phish and its about hitting a possum.

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Oct 26 2002 11:55AM
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GLSurf
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Anyone ever go deer slapping?
Oct 26 2002 1:00PM
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$1080PLP$
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i hit a bird on time at a 105 mph it was funny as hell.... i hit it on the lower left corner of my window it splattered like a bug hahaha oh wow i want to do it again


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Oct 26 2002 1:16PM
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castlerock
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i was in the car with my mom the other day when she hit an oppossum. we were all silent after it happened and them my brother's friend whispered, '10 points'

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
Oct 26 2002 1:51PM
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Freeskifro
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Once when I ran over a squirrel I just got his tail and the whole thing got torn off and the squirrel was just running around in circles with no tail.
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Oct 26 2002 5:52PM
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1080enemy
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I saw a chipmunk tail laying on the road once
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Oct 26 2002 8:00PM
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sirjibsalot
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this guy was telling me his best friend hit a deer and it came through the window and the deers antlers stabbed the guy and killed him...

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Oct 27 2002 1:41AM
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BigPerm
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my best friend was in the car on the way to his lake house with his family and it was dark out and they nailed a huge ass bear and it flipped over the car and there was hair stuck in the healights and there was blood on the car but the best part was that the thing shit all over his car. it was amazing but the bear was huge and they got luckey it flipped and didnt go thru teh window....
I also heard a story that a huge ass dear with antlers was hit on a highway overpass and it got thrown off and down to the highway where it went threw a guys windshield and landed in the passenger seat with its eyes open looking at him...it was dead but imagine that.
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Oct 27 2002 11:16AM
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CTripper
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my uncle hit a peasant in his truck, and it was stuck on the bumper so he took it home and cooked it.
-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
Oct 27 2002 12:26PM
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EastCoastPride
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my friends dad was driving once and we nailed a deer and it wasn't dead but it started to bash its head in the snow on the side of the road, so we went home and my friends dad and a ranger had to go and put the deer out of it's misery.










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Oct 27 2002 1:37PM
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caleBCaleb
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my dad was once riding a motorcylce really fast at night, and got a BAT stuck between his head and his helmet, so he was riding at 70mph trying to get this flapping bat out of his helmet. I thought that was pretty funny. true story

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Oct 27 2002 3:26PM
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castlerock
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oh yea, i had some hair along the side of the car from the deer

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
Oct 27 2002 4:14PM
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Mashed_Penguin_NZ
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I once hit a hawk on the way to the mountains, the big bastard got stuck under the skis on the roof rack. I stopped the car and gingerly extracted this hawk (it was still alive) from under the skis. IT flapped a round a bit, while we discussed whether to put it out of its misery or not, when it promtly gathered itself together and flew off. Wobbly but ok.

Another good one came from these two American exchange students up the hill. We were talking about the drive up and they said 'we have never seen so many dead fury cats on the road' I'm like 'Cats, what the fuck?' They were talking about possums.



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Oct 28 2002 2:58PM
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180k8e21
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Maine=many moose and deer=many accidents
Oct 28 2002 5:33PM
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180k8e21
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Maine=many moose and deer=many accidents
Oct 28 2002 5:35PM
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180k8e21
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Maine=many moose and deer=many accidents
Oct 28 2002 5:35PM
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BigPerm
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New Jersey(or at least my town)= shitloads of deer(New Jersey Rats)= dead deer on the side of the road.
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Oct 28 2002 7:08PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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if your lookin for a good time get a jet ski and a paintball gun and have a friend drive right through the spot where the birds are and when they fly away it is the best game of duck hunt ever. This only relates because it involves killing woodland animals



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Oct 28 2002 8:08PM
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cravate
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i beat all of you with the amount od dead animals in my house... i like to call my house the house of death it even scares me sometimes.. 2 moose,1 caribou, 1 elk,1 bear (soon to be 2)1 fish, around 9 or 10 deer, 1 timber wolf, 1 redfox, 1 white fox. i think i've got it all down.

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Oct 29 2002 11:24AM
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