there is a homeless guy in our town that people refer to as "Biker Bob" or "Bicycle Bob." He's fucking gross. Always covered in mud, and always standing around or riding this piece of shit bike....so anyways, he always stands around Route 30 (a main highway) and tonight i was going to Blockbuster. Well, there were rumors that he had gotten hit by a mack truck and died, because there hadn't been a sighting of him for a long time. Well, i saw him, and had a digital camera with me. Without thinking, i snapped a photo of him as he was inches away from my car (i passed him turning into the plaza parking lot) Apparently he saw the flash, and saw me pulling into a drug-store parking lot. As i was walking into Blockbuster, which is right next to the drugstore, i saw him FLYING down the hill towards where my car was parked on his bike. I was fucking speechless, i ran into Blockbuster, got my movie, and prayed to Christ he wouldn't be there when i walked out. As I'm walking out, i saw him waiting next to the drug-store's front door, as he saw me, i sprinted to my car, locked the doors, and drove away as quickly as possible. What a crazy homeless bastard.....
werd.
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