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Why canada would be fucked if they weren't the US's friend

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bitchassphatz
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because half of our country would fuck them up. How you ask me? Well, tell all the rednecks in the south that they can take Canadians land for their own and use the cannucks as slaves.

i really don't see a negitive side to this.

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Apr 22 2005 7:51PM
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J.D.
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I've always maintained that Hitler was actually quite stupid. Have you tried reading Mein Kampf? It's drivel.

Apr 23 2005 12:24PM
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almostaskier
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nah, i haven't ever been able to. in france, only people that work for the state education system can read it, its classified as dangerous material, and i haven't looked around here in sweden.
but that proves the point even more then, it wasn't him, but his lackeys who did his durty work that controlled the masses.

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Apr 23 2005 12:30PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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People everywhere are fucking retarted, and this thread proves it.




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Apr 23 2005 12:56PM
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freestyle_rich
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how much of the american public actually dislikes canada? last time i went to the states, the majority of people i met were nice and actually some intellict about canadian culture.

Apr 23 2005 2:37PM
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naftel
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canadians and americans generally like each other. they go to one another's countries and have lots of fun.

its the damn politicians and intellectual big mouths on CNN, fox etc that give all that friendlyness a bad name.

Apr 23 2005 2:43PM
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EastcoastAR5
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your a fucking retard, i hate to say it because they were so terrible but they were absolute genious'es



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Apr 23 2005 3:46PM
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skier4life159
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Canada is like Americas lil bro.
Canada: Watcha doin down there?
America: We're goin to war.
Canada: O... Can we come too?

Apr 23 2005 7:30PM
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General_Shredgnar
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I disagree, most people in southern states don't know what canada is and can only recognize it as a pink blob above america. (map color most off the time). People in the north and a lot more aware of the northern neighbor.


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Apr 23 2005 8:27PM
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whattheshit
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haha thats so true, when i was in the keys this year this one dude that my father struck up a conversation with thought brian mulroney was still our prime minister. when i heard that i let out a chuckle under neath my breath, haha

Apr 23 2005 8:32PM
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freestyle_rich
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^mulroney screwed us over, i hate taxes and free trade!

Apr 23 2005 8:38PM
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naftel
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and what about the GST being temporary- well its till here! fuck i hate the governement.

Apr 23 2005 8:41PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Wow you Canadians are some cocky little shits arn't you? You invented the basketball? Please remind me what that has to do with anything. I'm tired of hearing all this elitest bullshit about how everyone hates America and loves Canada. Trust me, what people think of me in France/Canada/Bolivia doesn't keep me up at night I can assure you that.

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Apr 23 2005 8:48PM
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naftel
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and i don;t stay up at night wondering what the world thinks of canada either. i'd be happier if less of the world knew how good canada was. then we'd have less immigration and poverty and violence and our cities wouldn't be as shitty as they are now!

i wish canada were a sweet ass secret. you americans can know and come visit- cause you're decent folk but thats it.

Apr 23 2005 8:51PM
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Anathema
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i command all you canadians to shut up. i don't want the little 14 year olds making a bad name for my country. let the americans bash like they always bash, and shut the fuck up. retaliating is what they want, so stay above them and just keep quite.

thank you.

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Apr 23 2005 8:57PM
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bermbuster49
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we have enough lumber dumbasses, we just dont cut it down cas of all our gay ass tree huggers. and canada should shutup, at least we dont have an insane amount of chinks migrating into our country, if you ever go to niagra falls its insane, (not like thats to far into canada) . but at anyrate, all we need to do is point a nuke at you and then lets see if you fags are talking shit, go eat some fucking maple syrup you fuckers o yeah, we can keep quebec, just cas its cool and its got good snowmobilling, but we can blow up the american speaking part.

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Apr 23 2005 8:59PM
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DunDunDun
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buddy^^, the smallest nuclear bomb has a radius of 150km, wich means that if you attack niagra falls, yea its gunna hit canada, but nim rod, itll go just as far into america as it does canada. and it doesnt really matter who has the bigger army or anything, because at the olympics, CANADA won both womens and mens hockey. so, you can take your finger down uncle sammie

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Apr 23 2005 9:08PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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There's a female hockey league?

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Apr 23 2005 9:11PM
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cdnskigirl89
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We Canadians are pretty smart considering you don't even know how to spell "eh" your prez is killing Iraq nad costing you guys millions of dollars. Now wh ois the smart country? EH

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Apr 23 2005 9:24PM
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naftel
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dude i'm 26- therefore i'm old enough to know better - but just choose not to!

Apr 24 2005 12:32PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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How many spelling errors were in your reply? Moron

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Apr 24 2005 12:33PM
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switchskier88
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this thread is retarded,

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Apr 24 2005 2:41PM
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bitchassphatz
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yea its pretty amazing this thread struck up this much bull shit conversation.

yes i was being sarcastic in my post...god you people suck.

but could you imagine the confederate survivors limping on their wooden leg to canada. ahhh, where is south park when you need it.

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Apr 24 2005 3:03PM
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Jessbuff
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Hahahahaha! Too bad it's more like this:

America: Yo Canada, I'm getting rosted out here.
Canada: Why is that eh?
America: Well, everyone figured out that our president is just trying to get oil from Iraq so he can line his friend's pockets in Texas and that there are no "weapons of mass distruction" and that Alquaeda is actually enemies of Saddam Hussein.
Canada: So what do you want me to do about it?
America: Come to war with me.
Canada: hahahhaha
America: Seriously it'll be a good time. We can blast some sand-niggers together like the good ol days.
Canada: Fuck no, I don't do that anymore.
America: PLEEEEZ, we neeeed you. No one else will come with us but Britain, and they're a bunch of raging homosexuals... and they talk funny. C'mon.
Canada: Hahaha, so are we...
America: It'll be fun, we got some new guns to test out too.
Canada: I g2g man, maybe next time.
America: Nooooooooooooooooooooo, I need ya'll!
Canada: No dice.
America: Fine, but we're gonna leave you until last on our next presidential tour and we won't mention you in our speaches anymore.
Canada: hahaha, good night
America: later d000000d.

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Apr 24 2005 3:58PM
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Sharpy
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haha

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Apr 24 2005 4:00PM
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Kevo
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I think Canada is cool. I have nothing against the canucks. As far as I am concerned, if I didn't live in the U.S., Canada would probably be one of my top 5 other countries to live in.




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Apr 24 2005 6:04PM
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R-Bertsch
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actually hitler was really smart

Apr 24 2005 6:38PM
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back_woods
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ahahaha

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Apr 24 2005 8:07PM
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KingShit
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The more canadians we have to speak on this thread the better it makes us Americans look. Go ahead Canada continue with your small female child syndrome.



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Apr 24 2005 8:16PM
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Luc.
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hey douche bag u spelt eh wrong and we are smarter than u yankee doodle...we just keep getting the biggest dumbasses leading our country.

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Apr 24 2005 8:17PM
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naftel
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well he was evil smart then- and i'd rather be good stupid than evil smart. plus he ruined a mustache forever. no one else can ever rock that mustache cause he ruined it!

Apr 24 2005 9:02PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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well for one we know how to spell "are" and "you". and we're not the US's friend...we're mor of the US's acquaintance who constantly gets embarassed by it at social functions.

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Apr 24 2005 10:03PM
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hendrik.
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Isn't it the people of Canada who elect the Prime Minister? in that case, that would make you as stupid as him, eh?

i've got no beef against canadia, its a great country....

as for everyone loving canada...i wouldnt be so sure...
Lots of french people look down on the quebecois and their dirty "french" language....

and wasnt its Quebec that wanted to be independent yet still keep the currency? what is this? a teenager leaving home but still wanting an allowance?

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Apr 24 2005 10:39PM
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Sharpy
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whats canadia?

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Apr 24 2005 10:42PM
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Jessbuff
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Don't get us Canadians started about our prime ministers... we have no choice because we have to vote in the liberals who are a bunch of theives but at least they uphold Canadian interests otherwise we get the psycho parties. Ie: the Conservatives who will revoke basic human rights or the NDP who will spend all our money on flakey social programs and plunge us into debt.

And really, who are you guys to talk. Clinton and extramarital sexual relations or Bush who evaded going to war.

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Apr 24 2005 11:23PM
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kinosoo
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i got hit bay a car and got fixed up right away

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Apr 25 2005 11:06AM
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FASTPACE
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i got no problem with canada went their once i like their money its kool looking

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Apr 25 2005 11:14AM
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rodadeaco
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I broke my leg and had to wait 24 hours before they cast it.


big whoop wanna fight about it?
Apr 25 2005 11:45AM
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jc_dunn
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My friend went to australia and they all hate americans. They call them Septic Tanks.

Canada doesn't need to be the most powerful country since canada doesnt piss people off.

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Apr 25 2005 11:56AM
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KingShit
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"Canada doesn't need to be the most powerful country since canada doesnt piss people off."

Great logic buddy. High Five!



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Apr 25 2005 12:01PM
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almostaskier
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anybody know how canada got its name? they all got together at a camp fire and took letters out of a hat! it went something like this:

C!eh N!eh D!eh

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

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Apr 25 2005 12:04PM
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Apple
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hahahahahahhaha

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Apr 25 2005 12:06PM
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Jessbuff
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, wow! That was gut splittingly hilarious!!!! And probably true! AHAHAHA!

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Apr 25 2005 12:24PM
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