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Why canada would be fucked if they weren't the US's friend

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bitchassphatz
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because half of our country would fuck them up. How you ask me? Well, tell all the rednecks in the south that they can take Canadians land for their own and use the cannucks as slaves.

i really don't see a negitive side to this.

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Apr 22 2005 7:51PM
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naftel
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those southerners wouldn't be able to deal with our cold temperatures.

Apr 22 2005 9:16PM
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brokenback17
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Canada is fucked anyway. The only thing good about there policies is that weed is legal

Apr 22 2005 9:18PM
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naftel
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how about the free health care? i kinda like that one everytime i need to go to the hospital.

Apr 22 2005 9:20PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I hear the healthcare is free there, but I also hear it royally sucks

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Apr 22 2005 9:21PM
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Deafboy
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man you Americans are fucking Dumb.......you just dont get it do you.

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Apr 22 2005 9:25PM
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naftel
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it sucks? hmm lemme see, i've never had to pay for any health care, i've never had to wait very long for it. and oh yeah i just got a free nose job on wednesday!

Apr 22 2005 9:31PM
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$westside$
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^well if "you canadians" r so smart, why arnt u the most power full nation on earth? i question u that "eyh"

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Apr 22 2005 9:31PM
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naftel
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power comes from numbers not brains, you think the nazi's were smart in WW2 or the japansese? i don;t- but they were powerful.

and why would be want to be the most powerful nation on earth- we don;t have an ego to feed, like the US!

Apr 22 2005 9:33PM
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Jessbuff
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One other thing, we'd kick the U.S.'s asses!

Canadians have an undefeated record in war against the U.S.! Last time you guys came up here you shot eachother and then we sent the natives after you and they wrecked your survivor's asses, raped your women and played lacrosse with your skulls!

Hahahhaa! Bring it bitches!

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Apr 22 2005 9:46PM
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Sharpy
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its kind of liek the high school bully scenario, in order to feed their egos, the bully expressed it's "power" by activily showing force. They pick on those who know they can't defend themselves. The only difference with the US is that the US picks their targets carefully when showing force so as to not upset too many people.

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Apr 22 2005 9:46PM
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Jessbuff
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^ Too bad they still piss everyone off!

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Apr 22 2005 9:51PM
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KRASHED
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hehehe you Americans ever realize why the White House is white? I bet they never taught you that embarassing ass whooping in history. Sure if the States broke off its connections with Canada we would be screwed but as would the States, both countries feed off each others supplies and if you Yanks lost our softwood lumber you would be in deep shit.

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Apr 22 2005 9:56PM
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hendrik.
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umm..actually...your wrong.

The germans pioneered mechanized warfare, enabling them to use their blitzkrieg tactic to its best

the Japs? vs China? HAHAHAHAHAH

chinese outnumber japan by mucho, mucho, mucho..

silence. get a better argument next time

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Apr 22 2005 9:59PM
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Ski-hobo
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yeah, free health care is awsome, except for the fact that canada hardly produces one origional drug a year, and the free health care system stiffles and medical advancments.

Apr 22 2005 10:00PM
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LittleDevil720
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if the US ever becomes enemies with canada, which bush is doing quite well, it would suck, waht the fuck is this world coming to..

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Apr 22 2005 10:00PM
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hendrik.
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just curious...what is the story?

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Apr 22 2005 10:00PM
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Sharpy
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we burnt it

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Apr 22 2005 10:01PM
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BxB
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can we all just, get along

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Apr 22 2005 10:02PM
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hendrik.
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no, the brits did.

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Apr 22 2005 10:07PM
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Sharpy
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actually, Canada may have been a british colony, but it was peopel from the colony of Canada that burnt it

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Apr 22 2005 10:09PM
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chillonhill
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Americans love to buy Canadian Drugs cause they are a lot cheaper, Southern people would get too drunk on our stronger beer and get stuck in the snow & freeze in their cars or
axphixiate from carbonmonoxide cause they are too stupid to know what to do!
Yankees go home! Yeeee Haaaa

Apr 22 2005 11:15PM
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Ski-hobo
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Canadian drugs are mass made, but Canada isn't responsible for developing the origional formula.

Apr 22 2005 11:21PM
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chillonhill
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Some are invented here, some in Germany,Japan,U.K.,France,Italy,Sweden,Russia,
Denmark, China,Australia,ect,ect.
Penecillin was invented in Canada Yeah!
your US companies gouge you & everyone comes to Canada for a simple flu shot cause your goverment is to stupid to get the right one
or enough of them

Apr 22 2005 11:43PM
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mamapig
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does canada even have an army, or would they come at us with a bunch of plastic forks

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Apr 22 2005 11:45PM
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chillonhill
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We would all eat a shit load of beans & gas you too death

Apr 22 2005 11:55PM
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mamapig
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we are all fat bastards we could eat more than you guys.

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Apr 22 2005 11:55PM
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chillonhill
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Ya but well load ours with Canadian Bacon,
Thats the secret weapon

Apr 23 2005 12:09AM
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mamapig
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we should set this up, i always see the same fat people walking into dennys im sure they dont have jobs so i could get them to do it. and we could line up on the border and just fart at each other, see which side passes out first

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Apr 23 2005 12:11AM
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chillonhill
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Yeah a guiness record, Largest collective international Fart.

Apr 23 2005 12:16AM
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Anathema
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well lets look at the important facts...

canadian beer = stronger ...therefore canada = better

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Apr 23 2005 12:56AM
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Apple
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actually, the diffrence is that the United States of America create the threats that they fight.

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Apr 23 2005 1:03AM
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Anathema
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we canadians are tricky little fuckers. americans don't scare me though. if you want to kill me, go ahead. we all die anyways. but don't think i'm goin' anywhere without a fight.

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Apr 23 2005 1:05AM
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Sharpy
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the "we have a bigger military, we are more powerful, we could squash Canada" argument is getting a little played out.

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Apr 23 2005 1:06AM
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Apple
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besides, you coudlnt squash canada unprovoked... and we all know that canadians arnt terrorists, and we dont have WMD's... If you did invade us, the whole world would be against you. not that it isnt already...

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'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
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Apr 23 2005 1:47AM
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lanks
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i would love to see the united states invade say...vancouver or toronto. if they did...china would get soooo pissed and take you yanks down in a split second.

and if you invaded ottawa...well, thats suicide.


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Apr 23 2005 1:52AM
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Apple
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ottawa would be suicide. they might have the fancy high tech weapons of mass destruction in the states (weird how they dont want anyone else in the world to have them), but the CCR is repping ottawa, we have a small army already and no one messes with these bitches and gets away with it.

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-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Apr 23 2005 1:59AM
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lanks
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well yea.

but you cant attack the capital of a country and expect to get away with it. even more so because we are canada. and they are the states.

but i think it yould be funnier if the states attacked a canadian city that has a large asian population, so that china would be involved. them and their 200 million man army.


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Apr 23 2005 2:03AM
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Apple
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no dude, we dont need china... CCR can handle that shit.

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-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Apr 23 2005 2:04AM
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Sharpy
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in 11 years, when china invades taiwan, thats when the shit will hit the fan

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Apr 23 2005 2:05AM
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Mattman
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this is by far the dumbest thing I have read in a long time on NS.

wow.....

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Apr 23 2005 2:18AM
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J.D.
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Vancouver wouldn't need China to back it up... I'd like to see American tanks try to drive through these streets. Sure, a tank can handle a collision or two, but we average something like 12 auto accidents a minute. PER DRIVER. I have a life expectancy of 29 years living here with a 78% likelihood of being smoked by a bus... if someone wanted to INVADE? Good luck.

Apr 23 2005 2:22AM
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freshpowder41
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i dont get it...its white because of you burning it...i have never heard of something turning white after burning it

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Apr 23 2005 2:33AM
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albatross.
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This american chick transfered to my school once, she fell down the stairs because a kid dropped his backpack in front of her feet. She was really hot, apparently modeled. My friend was american, but he lives in canada now so he calls himself canadian. If i was deciding if he was canadian or not i would tell him hes lying. I think the last great american hero was JFK, lots of people say lance armstrong but he retired and hes what, 35?

I think anyone is fucked if they are enemies with a neighbouring country.

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Apr 23 2005 2:36AM
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Mattman
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Lance retired....

Canada and the U.S. are not "friends" if we were friends then Canada would have gone to war as well or were forced to by the U.S.



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Apr 23 2005 9:49AM
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shrEddie
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hitler was one of the smartest people of his time. he knew how to manipulate peoples way of thinking. its just to bad he was also insane


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Apr 23 2005 9:55AM
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skiierman
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What are you talking about he is retired? You must mean he is retireing. All he has done was announce this was his last Tour.

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Apr 23 2005 10:00AM
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dbstar
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were not power hungry, remember that kid in high school that was super competitive and always had to be the best, but was also a huge faggot, well ya.

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Apr 23 2005 11:46AM
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whattheshit
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its not legal here. get the facts straight before you make another ignorant comment.

Apr 23 2005 11:51AM
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General_Shredgnar
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jess u are my hero. First off, for those who havnt traveled farther than three miles from there house, THE WORLD HATES AMERICA, what do they think of canada? nice guys. WHose going to war? whose going to be blasted to hell and have multiple nuclear holicausts because its an asshole? AMERICA. hey guys, guess what? THE PERSON WHO INVENTED BASKETBALL WAS CANADIAN. You pussy americans were always pussy in real wars. Canada was fighting in world war 2 while u fools were sucking your thumbs masterbating. My grandfather fought on the italian coast. he got buried for 2 days before being found, and he servived? You know what he did? He went home, drank beer, smoked weed, skied, and GOT FREE HEALTHCARE FOR HIS WOUNDS.


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Apr 23 2005 12:00PM
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almostaskier
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why do people still say this? that hitler was smart is true, but he isn't the one who manipulated the populace to accept mass murder, it was Goebbels, his chief of propaganda, not Hitler himself.

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