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mommy
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post your like totally fav quotes from dis site. starting now lol.

Apr 20 2005 9:52PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
"when i was 7, my step dad told me i lost my virginity and i was so mad that i couldn't find it. He then told me he had it and i cried because he wouldn't share... "

~CitrusVanilla

Apr 20 2005 9:54PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
ahahahha

///////////////// This is the llama. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 500 colonuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box. I'll be the hiena, you'll see. -llama
Apr 20 2005 9:55PM
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OddlyShapedFeet
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
ewwww

Apr 20 2005 9:55PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
i think i have one in my sig

///////////////// This is the llama. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 500 colonuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box. I'll be the hiena, you'll see. -llama
Apr 20 2005 9:55PM
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beefbud
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Apr 20 2005 10:25PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
my sig, from d-loc





Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
Apr 20 2005 10:27PM
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PEski000
Posts: 147 - Karma: 13
me and a couple of my friends were hangin out the other night.. and couple girls were like were heading out... and my friend goes,"if my dad trys to do anything to you on your way out just run"

Apr 21 2005 1:06PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
its been a while... but i think it went like:
"What? there is an Ilovemen.com?! im out. later." perhaps posted by skierman? skierdude? i cant remember exatly. its been a while


Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Apr 21 2005 1:18PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
alright dude, check it out... i'll never forget when i was reading 'A Brief History of Time' and Hawking wrote: 'One night when i was getting in to bed, I realized that mini black holes must emit particles and radiation'.

what the fuck?!?!?!?! how do you JUST realize that sort of thing?! it actually blew my mind, and i was baffled, even now. what a crazy guy...

'I thought I was going to... dead.' is a good one too :)

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, skierclygrlie, plumpwonton, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, skibrdingbitch, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, $bhill$, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
Apr 21 2005 1:19PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
"STFU FAGHOLE"

anyone around atlantaski


WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Fight the Fiat!!!
Apr 21 2005 1:20PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
"It's NS... retards blend in" JD May.
"Is 'cotton field gorilla' a racial slur?" Lateralis.

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 21 2005 1:22PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
^ ya those are good

______________________________ " im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
Apr 21 2005 2:48PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
this thread isnt about steven fucking hawkings. this shit is about quotes said on ns.

Apr 21 2005 4:12PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
steven hawkings is a crazy bastard

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Valley-Lu

"dude. i've read freeze, talked on the phone, ate pizza, and did homeowrk all at the same time... while i was taking a shit!"- seanpistol
Apr 21 2005 4:15PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
boom-shaka-laka-laka-laka-laka-laka-laka- boom

Apr 21 2005 4:36PM
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El.Capitan
Posts: 654 - Karma: 11
anything from lateralis

XoXoXOXOXoXoXoXoXO

Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
Apr 21 2005 6:46PM
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faah
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 13


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Yeah saran wrap and a couple of rubber bands and your set for some steamy hot, safe sex action. -Mike-O

im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
Apr 21 2005 6:49PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Currently in my sig:

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)

And of course"

A hand job's a man's job, a blow job is yo job" (I think that one is in 12parkrat60's sig, at least at some point)

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me) "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
Apr 21 2005 7:05PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
My favorite: "What kind of skis should i buy?"


-Jason
[www.theonlywarehouse.com]
[www.option5team.com]
Apr 21 2005 7:09PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
he just goes out and gets whatever he wants from his rich ass asian parents. Fuck him, Fuck his teeth, and Fuck his coats. -lateralis

machavok.com

The whole mountain is park on a powder day. -dylhole
Apr 21 2005 11:01PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
^hahaha thats great but i couldve sworn that was mommy

______________________________ " im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
Apr 21 2005 11:36PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
not funny

i dunno... not even sure what's in my sig right now

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what a guy... YEAHHHHHH GREG TUFFELMIRE! 1260!! AHHHH!
Twelvesixty Greg T cult! join today
Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
Apr 21 2005 11:52PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
laugh out loud

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~ If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
Apr 21 2005 11:54PM
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