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Getting Drunk off Of Listerine

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spudz
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Is it possible , lets hear the fakts!

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Apr 20 2005 5:46PM
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Apple
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no. its the wrong kinda alcohol.

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Apr 20 2005 5:50PM
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Me.
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And it has a billion chemicals

Apr 20 2005 5:51PM
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yellav
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no i think its alcohol alcohol but im pretty sure youd die from drinking listerine before you got drunk off of it

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Apr 20 2005 5:53PM
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Roy
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no indians here always get drunk off it, you just cant drik lots cuz its a high percentage

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Apr 20 2005 6:08PM
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aspbling
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I've seen homeless down a full bottle before. They seemed pretty out of it.

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Apr 20 2005 6:08PM
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SkiUnit03
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coach z got drunk off listerine during decemberween...






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Apr 20 2005 6:12PM
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NH_LiNe
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no way dude if it doesnt kill u it will lead to stomach ulsers

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Apr 20 2005 6:33PM
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hendrik.
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you can drink it and get drink

and later on have wonderful stomach and liver disorders...

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Apr 20 2005 6:36PM
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pierceme
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its like 7.5% alcohol. but the reason it says do not swallow is because one of the chemicals in it will turn your teeth gray if u ingest enough of it. at least thats what my dentist told me.





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Apr 20 2005 6:49PM
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3ski6guy0
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no you cant get drunk off listerine but if you get breathalized your blood alcohol level will be very very high

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Apr 20 2005 7:00PM
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3ski6guy0
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but it will wear off in about 20 mins and go back down to 0

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Apr 20 2005 7:01PM
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Apple
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its the wrong kind of alcohol. If my memory serves me correctly, and it has been a while since i took any kinda chemesty... We get drunk of of ethel alcohol. C2H5OH i think. The alcohol in mouthwashes is the same as surgical alcohol or methal alcohol. CH3OH. (i might have that backwards though) Methal alcohol has entrily diffrent effects on your body. You dont get drunk off of it. plain and simple. its a diffrent chemical and it reacts a diffrent way with your body. Mostly just makeing you realy realy sick.

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Apr 20 2005 7:19PM
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MissMontana
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^he speaks the truth.
you can get prety fucked up off of enough Robitessen though. i wouldnt reccomend it, my experience involved a lot of puking.

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Apr 20 2005 7:24PM
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powder_2_the_people
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breathing toilet spray outta plastic bags fun too man. we did so much shit like that aat god camp!!


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Apr 20 2005 7:32PM
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highfive
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its a way to commit suicide. dont do it.

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Apr 20 2005 7:46PM
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Kevo
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One kind is ethanol, one kind is methanol. I forget which kind is normal alcohol and which kind is in listerine.




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Apr 20 2005 7:50PM
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powder_2_the_people
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what is listerine anyways?


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Apr 20 2005 8:08PM
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ECfreeski3
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^its the mouthwash that is really strong, has enough "bite" to cause some pussies to not want to use it.

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Apr 20 2005 8:18PM
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chillonhill
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methanol is like racing fuel or rubbing alcohol & is poison & will make you blind or dead read the fucking label on rubbing alcohol, YOU CAN DRINK LISTERINE & AFTERSHAVE BUT THAT IS VERY STUPID, tHERE ARE OTHER HARMFULL CHEMICALS IN THEM! Your in pretty sad shape if you resort to drinking any sort of shit, Why not go sniff some gasoline it'll kill most of yr brain cells and leave you more stupid!

Apr 20 2005 9:25PM
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whoisikeEh
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you get drunk from ethanol, nopt just alcohol alcohol

Apr 20 2005 10:45PM
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spudz
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Was wondering cause i saw somthing in the news online some lady did it. And Got pulled over.

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Apr 21 2005 9:50AM
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brokenback17
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I have tried and I just felt sick

Apr 21 2005 10:12AM
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manus
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it was most likely the acetomenophen (tylenol) in robitussin that made you sick, that is one of the reasons its in Robitussin.

But why even consider drinking Listerine, are you that hard up for a drink? If you don't have much money go get a couple 40's.

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Apr 21 2005 10:21AM
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Onskis1111
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doesn't that kind of alcohol make you blind?



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Apr 21 2005 10:22PM
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Juanman97
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i once knew a kid who drank washer fluid, i dont know him anymore..

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Apr 21 2005 10:23PM
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Lauren9
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I heard a chick got pulled over on the 401 (ontario) after drinking like 7 bottles of it, and she was tuned.

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Apr 21 2005 10:26PM
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Frostfired
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isnt there also sum kinda alcohol that makes u go blind?

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
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Apr 21 2005 10:28PM
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SteezePatrol
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some x-alcoholic came to my school and said that she drank a 48 pack of beers in one day every day, and a bottle of mouth wash when she could

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Apr 21 2005 10:35PM
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Apple
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im pretty sure that its the surgical alcohol one, but like i said its been a long time since i took any chemistry.

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hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
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Apr 21 2005 10:38PM
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sherLocke
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no. DXM( i forget what it stands for) which is in robitussin gets you fucked up. its a mild hallucinogen. ive done it, fun times but sorta immature.



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Apr 21 2005 10:39PM
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R.Fahey
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HAHAAHAH best comment i've seen on NS in forever. partly because the very first thing i thought of when i saw this topic was that. nice work.

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Apr 22 2005 12:18AM
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k2yeags
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coach z as in john zel....??thats classic

but i'm not about to try cause the amount it would fuck you upis not worth getting smashed. its soo bad for your stomach and stuff

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Apr 22 2005 1:01AM
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enick
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if your in fear of a DUI, keep listerine in your car and if the cops pull you over, just say you had some mouthwash because of the high alcohol content. and ethanol is the drinking alcohol, not methanol

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Apr 22 2005 1:03AM
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manus
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yes, the Dextromathorphane (DXM) is what makes you trip, however, the makers of Robitussin added acetomenophen (tylenol) as a way to try to prevent people from robo-trippin, the idea was that people would OD on tylenol, get sick, and prevent too much DXM from being absorbed by the body.

And the idea that the alcohol in mouthwash is not safe is retarded. Yes there are multiple types of alcohol, some of which are not safe to drink, however these would not be used in a product such as mouthwash because no matter what, a small amount of it will be absorbed into your bloodstream through your mouth, and you're basically guaranteed to ingest some of it.

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Apr 22 2005 9:41AM
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jarossamdb7
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the reason you can get drunk on listerine, is becuase it has rubbing alachol in it. you can easly go blind from that shit, that is why it has warnings on it.

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Apr 22 2005 11:12AM
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FASTPACE
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no cops gona fall for that unless the level of achool is really low

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Apr 22 2005 11:15AM
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d-loc
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robotusson... better and u trip

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Apr 22 2005 11:16AM
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DYFI
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you will die before you feel a buzzzzz



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Apr 22 2005 12:43PM
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powderdream
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just get the reel stuff

Apr 22 2005 1:18PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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it will get you drunk, and it will pass the breathalizer. i cick got dui while drunk off listerine, it does fuck you up, badly.




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Apr 22 2005 1:25PM
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hahaaaaaaaaa i saw that

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Apr 22 2005 5:30PM
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Okgirl
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Do not try this! I was an alcoholic for many years and ended up practically homeless and living with my family who would not let me drink. So, one day I decided to drink mouthwash, Listerine. This left the most disgusting taste in my mouth and a strange burning high in my chest. I kept it down about 10 minutes then threw it all up in addition to the rest of the contents of my stomach. Still had a gross taste and burning for the rest of the day, as well as nausea. DO NOT RECOMMEND!!! Even if you’re desperate!
Dec 22 2021 4:20PM
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.frenchy
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OkgirlDo not try this! I was an alcoholic for many years and ended up practically homeless and living with my family who would not let me drink. So, one day I decided to drink mouthwash, Listerine. This left the most disgusting taste in my mouth and a strange burning high in my chest. I kept it down about 10 minutes then threw it all up in addition to the rest of the contents of my stomach. Still had a gross taste and burning for the rest of the day, as well as nausea. DO NOT RECOMMEND!!! Even if you’re desperate!


thank you, Okgirl
Dec 23 2021 10:55AM
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theabortionator
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OkgirlDo not try this! I was an alcoholic for many years and ended up practically homeless and living with my family who would not let me drink. So, one day I decided to drink mouthwash, Listerine. This left the most disgusting taste in my mouth and a strange burning high in my chest. I kept it down about 10 minutes then threw it all up in addition to the rest of the contents of my stomach. Still had a gross taste and burning for the rest of the day, as well as nausea. DO NOT RECOMMEND!!! Even if you’re desperate!


I think OP is old enough to buy real booze by now. But thanks for telling us
Dec 23 2021 5:25PM
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ChadThundercock
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1023644/Trevor-Moore--Drunk-Texts-to-Myself----What-About-Mouthwash------Uncensored
Dec 23 2021 8:01PM
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elcheapo
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There's 2 kinds if alcohol, the kind that fucks you up and the kind that fucks you up
Dec 23 2021 8:02PM
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arnie_grape
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one time when i was a young boy i went skiing at the lake of louise and found a bottle of aftershave at a lift unload and my momma told me that someone was probably drinking it and to this day i cant walk thru a pharmacy without purchasing a bottle of aqua velva and pounding it in the parking lot
Dec 23 2021 9:35PM
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freestyler540
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ShingangbangThere's 2 kinds if alcohol, the kind that fucks you up and the kind that fucks you up

Heres a trick to remember: Methenol is mortal. Ethanol is fine.
Dec 23 2021 9:45PM
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piss.boy
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This thread is older then me
Dec 24 2021 3:27PM
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Canis_lupus
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My buddy drinks Listerine when he doesn't have alc. Dudes a little fucked up in the head but other than that he's fine.
Dec 25 2021 2:27PM
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