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Happy Birthday Hitler

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Phrosty
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The only present he wants is Gemini.




My weiner is probably harder than yours.
Apr 20 2005 12:52AM
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Mattman
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bah. no! just Birthday Hitler, there's no Happy in Hitler

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Apr 20 2005 12:55AM
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Phrosty
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what about all the good stuff hitler did?




My weiner is probably harder than yours.
Apr 20 2005 12:57AM
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french_fry
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like??? killing 6 million jews, gays, and colored ppl?





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'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


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Apr 20 2005 1:00AM
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Ski-hobo
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^lord_piot will say thats a good thing

Apr 20 2005 1:00AM
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J.D.
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Midnight of the day the new Pope Nazi ascends the papal throne...

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Apr 20 2005 1:01AM
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french_fry
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^^wow interesting coincidence, the pope was one of Hitler's youth too





Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
Apr 20 2005 1:31AM
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schlonginator
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haha phrosty is back

Lateralis - is "cotton field gorilla" a racial slur?
Apr 20 2005 2:25AM
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CameIToeJam
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im sorry, i just had to post these t-shirts





-Craig 'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?' 'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man' 'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?' 'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
Apr 20 2005 3:43AM
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CameIToeJam
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fuck didnt work

-Craig 'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?' 'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man' 'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?' 'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
Apr 20 2005 3:43AM
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CameIToeJam
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here they are:





-Craig 'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?' 'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man' 'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?' 'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
Apr 20 2005 3:44AM
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CameIToeJam
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fuck it

-Craig 'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?' 'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man' 'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?' 'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
Apr 20 2005 3:45AM
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almostaskier
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dude, you messed up your present for hitler... he won't be that happy.

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 20 2005 6:53AM
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*cowboy*
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It's also 4.20!


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Apr 20 2005 7:32AM
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t-mack101
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hitler wants to have an easy bake oven for his b-day

i got gorilla steeze on the race course
Apr 20 2005 8:17AM
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twix_182
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i found out hitlers bday. yea im god. good ole teen parenting websites have ot be good for sumthing

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Apr 20 2005 8:27AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
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i live in austria, so i'm quite 'near' to the places where all this shit happened...and let me tell you, its not funny at all...and if you think its funny,go and visit auschwitz or mauthausen or something like that...its horrible to see the places where so many people were killed, just because of an insane man who thought he could have the world

Apr 20 2005 8:33AM
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Munga
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apricot style

No Snow......No Life....Know Snow....Know Life
Apr 20 2005 8:37AM
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will987654321
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it's my mom's birthday too

it's also barney's from the simpsons

Apr 20 2005 8:43AM
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Munga
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woohoo

No Snow......No Life....Know Snow....Know Life
Apr 20 2005 8:44AM
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t-mack101
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my birth day is may 17

i got gorilla steeze on the race course
Apr 20 2005 8:47AM
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twix_182
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it's called "making fun of someone". we know what he did and we know it was bad. i think we've all known this since grade school.

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Apr 20 2005 8:47AM
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Ski1080bcc
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FUCK HITLER!!!

Apr 20 2005 8:48AM
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Munga
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yer his a bad man wif a kool mushy mushy

No Snow......No Life....Know Snow....Know Life
Apr 20 2005 8:49AM
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Turkeyjerky101
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Yo its my b-day to

hell yeah

Apr 20 2005 9:01AM
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t-mack101
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no its it not you fuckin lier ^

i got gorilla steeze on the race course
Apr 20 2005 9:13AM
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SnowKristaL
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Happy birthday to everyone!! ...including my FINE high school history teacher, Mr. Lawson.

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Apr 20 2005 9:50AM
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Lateralis
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its hitlers birthday??? damn i should of bought him a new toaster oven



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Apr 20 2005 9:52AM
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Girays_Brother
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^way ahead of u on that one

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Apr 20 2005 11:07AM
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SkiBumDreams
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actually hitlers birthday is the 19th, also the day of the oklahoma city bombing and columbine and when the new pope was chosen lots of coincidences eh?


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Apr 20 2005 1:17PM
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ryan.c
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^if ur right then 4/19 is messed up

Apr 20 2005 1:19PM
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Lé.Skiing
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yah, look at my signiture, it speaks well.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Apr 20 2005 1:20PM
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ryan.c
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i know twins whos bday is on april fools, every1 says they are a joke n wern't meant to be born

Apr 20 2005 1:21PM
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Lé.Skiing
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haha thats wicked... I wish I knew some one that was born on april fools, that woulde be the first thing to come out of my mouth when I found out what day was their birthday.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Apr 20 2005 1:25PM
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Phrosty
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shut the fuck up

http://www.who2.com/adolfhitler.html




My weiner is probably harder than yours.
Apr 20 2005 2:14PM
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BillyMFBadass
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mine too



smartass mother fucker
Apr 20 2005 2:50PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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as terrible as it is to think imagine how smart hitler was...anyone who has the ability to brainwash millions of people to kill millions of other people is simply amazing. i'm not saying it's a good think but it is quite impressive.

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Apr 20 2005 3:27PM
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Luc.
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u have to give hitler some credit for getting as far away with it as he did before you bit the old steel.....i actually think he was quite intelligent....besides the fact that he was fucking retarded.

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Apr 20 2005 3:48PM
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spudz
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actually he killed closer to 10 million people total , but 6 million were jews

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*
Apr 20 2005 4:05PM
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almostaskier
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um, dude, no, that "honor" goes to Goebbels, his propaganda mastermind, not hitler himself...

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 20 2005 4:14PM
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KRASHED
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^bingo, goebell or however you spell his name can be labelled as sick and sadistic as hitler was, Hitler was the Nazi leader but its the pawns in the SS that he was able to pour jewish hatred into.

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Apr 20 2005 4:26PM
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powder_2_the_people
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hitler did find a way to get germany out of an econ crisis though


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Apr 20 2005 4:42PM
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Ski-hobo
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WWII killed 71 million people, its very arguable that Hitler was the flame that lite the fuse.

Apr 20 2005 4:48PM
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ArabianKnight
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it's actually 11 millinon not 6

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Apr 20 2005 5:15PM
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Anathema
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der fuhrer

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Apr 20 2005 5:20PM
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mommy
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i think hitler died. i still see him on tv sometime but i think its old footage. he might have died.

Apr 20 2005 5:27PM
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Lateralis
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yeah i seen him in a movie. in little nicky he gets a pineapple shoved up his ass



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Apr 20 2005 6:43PM
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Mike2.0
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Damn straight, its not funny to appreciate the killling of 6 million people, it never was and never will be. Does anyone joke about 9/11 and set up a post on September 11th, Happy Birthday Twin Towers being destroyed. I didn't think so or what about celebrating the killing of 800 000 people in the Rwanda Crisis in the years 1991 -1994 hmmm...........anyone....what about the bombing of Pearl Habour in 1941....ok then.

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Apr 20 2005 6:58PM
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skier27
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definitely not "happy" birthday, and about aushwitz, the one time hitler visited the place he threw up and became sick at the sites of the people

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Apr 20 2005 7:49PM
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scientist
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he was probably sexually assaulted as a child

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Apr 20 2005 7:55PM
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rhcp
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french fry, if you were a boy in germany arounf that time there was no escaping the hitler youth.

Yeah JD, im sure the pope has a nazi agenda.

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