I got someone to masturbate a buck (male goat). I told him this friend of mine wanted to try to get goat milk so I took him over and I pointed to the buck and said go ahead work it. he went on rubbbing the buck in that special way for about 5 minutes while my buddy and I were trying to keep a straight face. finally he said I think some milk is coming out. at this point we burst out laughing he stoped and asked if he was doing it wrong. I pointed at the goats beard its big horns and the fact that it only had one tit (penis). he looked confused and finally realizing what had happened made the most priceless face then looking at his hands ran to the bathroom and washed his hands for a good 10 minutes.
hahahahahaahahaha. this story happened a while ago but I just had a day dream about it and thought I should share.