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NEW POPE!!!!!!!!!!

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norbastradamus
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SO they picked a new POPE already, that seems a little fast.

Apr 19 2005 12:20PM
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.David.
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What's his name?

Apr 19 2005 12:26PM
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Inthefridge
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They havent announced his name yet




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Apr 19 2005 12:27PM
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almostaskier
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within the next half hour it says on BBC...

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 19 2005 12:29PM
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almostaskier
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in fact riiiight now!

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 19 2005 12:30PM
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almostaskier
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4 language greeting, an angel rip off... WE HAVE A POPE (loud applause), cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, latin benediction...

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 19 2005 12:33PM
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almostaskier
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german cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, his name is Benedict the 16th.... there we go, a very conservative person.

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 19 2005 12:34PM
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Inthefridge
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Hes calling himself Benedict the XVI



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Apr 19 2005 12:34PM
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almostaskier
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WHHHHAAAATTTTTT????? 78 years old? dude, he is already past life expectency!!!!
but did i hear he was putting his papacy under the benediction of Jesus? best move yet i think. its a good thing for the church to have a conservative i think...

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 19 2005 12:39PM
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Tosh
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New Pope Elected.

White Smoke from the Sistine Chapel and the bells at St. Petersberg Square.

Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, 78, of Germany as been elected and will be known as Pope Benedict XVI.

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Apr 19 2005 12:40PM
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almostaskier
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yea, already posted. good, back to the basics of christianity, no more compromises for the catholics.

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 19 2005 12:41PM
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norbastradamus
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The German guy one, man i was so sure it was gonna be the black guy!!!

Apr 19 2005 12:41PM
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rodadeaco
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78? I bet we have new Pope elections in 2007


big whoop wanna fight about it?
Apr 19 2005 12:42PM
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Anathema
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^ yeah the black guy. that's awesome. i remember watching the news. it scanned thru all the dudes, and there was one that was dark as night. i was hoping for him.

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, plumpwonton, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, skibrdingbitch, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, $bhill$, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
Apr 19 2005 12:43PM
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yeti
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Ratzinger was a Hitler youth back in germany.

he also worked an anti-aircraft armament.

So now you've got a nazi to go along with your child rapists. Have fun.

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Apr 19 2005 12:45PM
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ItsPhil
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where was the black guy from

Apr 19 2005 12:46PM
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norbastradamus
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Thats good, that its a tough guy, we need one that can keep the church together.

Apr 19 2005 12:46PM
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Calrin
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Ratzinger

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Apr 19 2005 12:46PM
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yellav
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fuck i was all excited i was like sweeet im gonna come on here and announce it im gonna be so cool

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Apr 19 2005 12:47PM
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T.L.
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Viva Il Papa! Even though hes 78.

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Apr 19 2005 12:49PM
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back_woods
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see thats not good, we dont need a traditinal hard line pope right now unless we want to have crusades. THe chursh needs to find some way to sort of intergrate with modern society. Obviously it's gotta keep its traditional values, but stuff like sayinf no to condoms in south africa...thats got to stop. Given the influence the catholic church has, a pope whose personal interpretation of scripture leads him to ban say birth control could do a great job of letting AIDS destroy africa. a hardass pope is not what we need right now, unless the church is hella smart and is counting on him being a traditional shock but dying before h does real damage.

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Apr 19 2005 12:51PM
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Machete23
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Great choice. (not)


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Apr 19 2005 12:54PM
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Anathema
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pope rat 16. it's got a nice little ring to it.

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, plumpwonton, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, skibrdingbitch, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, $bhill$, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
Apr 19 2005 12:54PM
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Ski1080bcc
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YEA new pope


Apr 19 2005 12:54PM
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Calrin
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YAY! lets get excited for no reason!!!

Jib The Shit
Apr 19 2005 12:55PM
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rodadeaco
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In the Pope's defense, he may say no condoms, but he also says no sex (until marriage).


big whoop wanna fight about it?
Apr 19 2005 1:15PM
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mark.p
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We are screwed...

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Apr 19 2005 1:17PM
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Nico
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they say his name is Benedict XVI

Half a binding, half a brain, twice the fun.

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Apr 19 2005 1:19PM
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Nico
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7523254/?GT1=6428

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Apr 19 2005 1:21PM
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Lanemeyers
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Sounds pretty fucked up!

On Monday, Ratzinger, who was the powerful dean of the College of Cardinals, used his homily at the Mass dedicated to electing the next pope to warn the faithful about tendencies that he considered dangers to the faith: sects, ideologies like Marxism, liberalism, atheism, agnosticism and relativism — the ideology that there are no absolute truths.

“Having a clear faith, based on the creed of the church, is often labeled today as a fundamentalism,� he said, speaking in Italian. “We are moving towards a dictatorship of relativism, which does not recognize anything as definitive and has as its highest value one’s own ego and one’s own desires.�


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Apr 19 2005 1:26PM
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NickMartini
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i wanted a black pope



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Apr 19 2005 1:34PM
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Mike-O
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I hope there is No Pope. Follow me?



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Apr 19 2005 1:36PM
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RaginCajun
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all the pope voters voted for the old guy so he'd keel over in a few years and theyd have a chance at popehood, er popity, popenicity.





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Apr 19 2005 1:39PM
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EastcoastAR5
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haha i was just about to say, great now we have a nazi as a pope



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Apr 19 2005 1:39PM
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yeti
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http://www.catholicplanet.com/articles/article41.htm



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Apr 19 2005 1:43PM
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enick
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the black guy was proabaly from alabama

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Apr 19 2005 1:45PM
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norbastradamus
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Hes gonna have a hard time living up to JP2.

Apr 19 2005 1:45PM
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Kevo
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Is the Hitler youth thing true? Anyone have a source on that?




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Apr 19 2005 1:47PM
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norbastradamus
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Yah im not sure, but i read that in the newspaper, that rumors like this were all over italy!!! Not just about him though.

Apr 19 2005 1:49PM
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kykelly05
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how old is the new pope

Apr 19 2005 1:52PM
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Sharpy
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ratzinger just sounds like a name a evil character in a movie would have. "And then general ratzinger order his planes to annaliate the houses", see? oh well, if you read any of the analyses, you'd know this isn't a surprise, minus the fact of him being non-italian. The church wanted an old, conservative pope.

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Apr 19 2005 1:55PM
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Sharpy
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if you had read any of this thread, you'd know he's 78

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Apr 19 2005 1:55PM
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Calrin
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it said on the radio he was hitler youth but then he realized it was wrong and quit

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Apr 19 2005 1:56PM
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yeti
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lol you are so wrong.

He was a hitler youth because at the time it was manditory.

What he DID do under his own power though was man an anti-aircraft armament protecting a factory that was building aircraft engines for the Reich.

I dont think the fact that he was pretty much forced into should change the fact that he should not have even been considered as papal material.

In all honesty i dont really care though, cuz they are all either a) child diddlers or b) protecting child diddlers from prosecution.

A giant bunch of corrupt rapists.

******************* "The only things a guy should ever have to ask permission for are threesomes and going in the back door." - Jay "dude what the fuck is in there..." "coke" "dude, it's fucking wet...oh, like the drink?" "yeah dude" - Mat and Piot Frostmonkey.NET
Apr 19 2005 2:03PM
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-AR_Seven-
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SIEG HEIL!

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POPE NAZI!

Apr 19 2005 2:06PM
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powder_2_the_people
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hahahaha


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Apr 19 2005 2:12PM
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Sloth
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holy fuck funniest thing ever..... thats funny cause when i heard he was german and he was like 76... i totally said in my head... NAZI@.

forget the pope. who needs the pope.

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Apr 19 2005 2:14PM
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squeakywaffle
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Yeah, he does seem a little old...

I personally don't think we can blame him for manning an AA gun or whatever... Nazi Germany was the kind of situation where you could get executed for refusing to shoot in a case like that. Plus, it wasn't like today, where we have a wealth of unbiased (or at least multilateral) media at our disposal to help us sort out what's "right" from what's "wrong." The people of Nazi Germany lived in a culture of nothing but disinformation and propoganda, and had a very distorted view of the world. We can't hate a bunch of old men because they were fooled/coerced into fighting for the Nazi cause.

I'm completely atheist, though, and I don't support the Catholic church's stance on most issues... and the child raping thing is not cool either, so i agree with you there.

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Apr 19 2005 2:16PM
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Sloth
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no.... i don't agree


i think they knew exactly what they were doing..

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Apr 19 2005 2:19PM
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norbastradamus
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U are so wrong about the mollesting of children, the only priests that did that were from North Amearica, i dont think that priests in europe would even consider shit like that.

Apr 19 2005 2:21PM
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squeakywaffle
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^^ do you really think so? Do you think that if you lived in Nazi germany and had been saturated with Nazi propoganda all your life, and then were pressed into military service and threatened with death as a punishment for any kind of "treason," you would still know what was "right" and hold your fire, and take the consequences?

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