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Anyone got a story...post it here to see who has the worst nut job story. Heres mine...
Gorgeous spring day, having a blast at Blue hitting the last 5 rails still standing; one rail hasen't been sessioned all day though. A single barrel, flat to gap to down rail. Its about time i figure so I get some guy whos filming to move out of the way and I drop in. Coming in feels good, pop perfectly, feels like I'm gonna grease it, but no. Rail opens my legs and I slam onto the flat, slide shoulder first into the start of the down (at the gap) and proceed to scorpion over the end. Go to the hospital later that night...doc says I may not be able to have kids, severe swelling and bruising of the nuts...subluxed shoulder and dislocated finger. Things are better now, but that rail will always have a piece of me.
Well... hmm... i have no special story, but one day the snow was so baad.. It was very hard to gain enough speed to jump long enough so I went straight down the slope.. the next day I was there again and now the snow was much better, but i didnt realize that before i had gone straight down the slope towards the bigjump again and landed totally flat.. couldnt ski for a week....
Yes, as a matter of fact - I do rule my own little universe...
i've got a good nut story, but it's not from skiing.
i played lacrosse in college and we were in Tucson for the weekend for a series against the University of Arizona. a few minutes into the second quarter i blind-sided this guy in front of the net and just fuckin rocked him. the trouble was, when i hit him, his feet flew up in the air and one of them caught me right under the cup, directly in my left nut.
i immediately knew something was wrong due to the pain. i got off the field and went to the training room to check it out and my ball was already swollen the size of a large orange!!
long story short. it was swollen that size for a few weeks and terribly bruised. doctor's thought i might lose it...but i'm happy to say i'm fully recovered with both intact.
i hope you all feel like you know me a bit better now.
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I lost my right nut function this year on the banister rail at Mammoth.
I greased it the run before so this time I wanted to 270 off. As I set to pop at the last 5 ft, my weight shifted just enough and I opened my leading foot. I nutted and front flipped off the end before I ever realized what was even happening. I never got my hands down to cushion the impact. Sucks.
when i was a little kid I was a moron and went up to this big f-d-f rail and forgot to turn sideways and just straddled it perfectly right on the first kink then slid down the rest of the rail on my balls. pain
Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?
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fuck that... worst nut story is my roomates freind.... got nutted on a flat down - ruptured his testicle and now only has one nut, had to be removed
the younger the orange, the tighter the squeeze
only time i ever got nutted real bad was clilmbing down from a bunk bed at windells. it had no latter and the cealing was really low, so i just tried to jump and got caught on the side beam. after i fell i started convulsing in pain on the floor and my vision was all blurry
I think I'm wearing a cup when I go skiing now
I don't think I should go hit that urban today that I was thinking about
i nutted on a bicycle one time
kind of like napolean
Oh god do I have some stories...
JOhnny Mosley once said 'What if it snowed in San Fransico?' What a good quote don't you think
i know some kid who had to have his right nut removed because something was wrong with it. He still has his left one, and will be able to have kids, but his nickname is Lefty.
Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?
As soon as Vicious mentioned lacrosse, you knew it was gonna be bad
i nutted myself on a rollercoaster rail. it hurt
fortunately i don't have a good nutting to talk about...but i do have a story about a friend in high school. He was a really solid defender on our high school soccer team and went to the air for a ball...collided hard with a guy on the opposing team who had gone up also and they both hit the ground. well my buddy got up and walked it off a little dizzy...but the other guy stayed down and when the medics reached him, he was oozing fluid down his leg. he had ruptured one of his testicles and split his sack open in the collision...bad times. prolly one of the harshest things any of us had ever seen.
My nutting story is quite simple.
The upkink was good good for me all day then the left leg went to the left and the right leg went to the right.
Holy shit I didnt know that people actually had lost nuts or their functions on rails, thats fuckin harsh! I mean making myself sterile would put me in a bad mood for quite a while, it would suck balls. I sacked myself a few times,but the old classic, legs opening up and boom...
"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
in the other school in my town some guy was palying rugby and he took a shoulder to the nut and it burst. so now he onyl ahs one nut. for real
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nutting sucks nuts...ive never done it do bad but id have to say losing a nut would not be fun.
"Holy shit, did you see that tweaked out pencil! That was insane, that guy really knows how to rip."
OUCH! I'm suffering for this kid, gotta love the expression on his face at the end
"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
i dont think mine is as bad as yours but lets just say that i play goalie in soccer and i have been cleated multiple times in the nust and there has been blood, and lots of it
So yeah some kid asked was asking about rainbow rails and i was retty much bragging how i never nutted myself on one ...welp yeah i nutted on the apex of a 12 foot high ranbow and slid all the way down it the very next day, Karma is a bitch.
Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
not me but my good friend went to bear for the day, snowboarder, he went to boardslide a rail, didnt jump high enough, caught his board under the rail on the first support strut, SLINGSHOTTING his nuts into the rail. his sack was the size of a football, no bullshit, worst color i have ever seen (1 hr drive to hospital)
he completely oblivirated one of his nuts, now he has one (the doctors needed to find the remaining nut in his body)
holy shit, no kids!
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Hehehe, this happened last week:
Person A was going in to give a high five to someone, and instead person B gets hits in the face by A. B proceeds to nut tap, except its full fist, and a lot harder than he meant to. Person A goes to infirmary, then on to ER. his right nut is the size of a lemon, and he then has gel squirted on his nuts by some large black woman, and gets an ultrasound.... turned out his right nut was severly bruised....
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I had an experience of a lifetime at Kirby in Oshawa Ontario. I was just jibbing on this little box going switch off and the landing was starting to turn into ice. Im not really sure how it happend but when I came of the box switch I sat down on my binding (the ones with the little dildo thing on the end) and nutted myself. A medic came over and asked me if I was ok...
I'm not center mounted. In fact, I'm BACK from recommended boot center. I'm a crazy son of a bitch. PowderCanuck
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