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John Symms? What the fuck?

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SDrvpvr
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Dude, John Symms is on the Salomon Masters team? How the fuck did that happen? He is practically the shittiest rider they could have put on there. What the fuck?

Apr 13 2005 7:20PM
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-AR_Seven-
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^ Hahahahahaha. That's beautiful. Better show some kids up, now... the pressure's on.

Apr 15 2005 6:46PM
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lanks
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john symms, promise me you will do nose and tail slides at the masters. skiing has been lacking them lately.


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Apr 15 2005 6:48PM
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hellmut
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i'm guessing charles was invited but for some reason he couldnt make it. you dont just ignore xgames gold winners.




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Apr 15 2005 6:53PM
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Kev
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im with lanks on that one.



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Apr 15 2005 6:54PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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symms is dope but gagnier and ianick would do better i think

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Apr 15 2005 7:07PM
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-AR_Seven-
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
Yeah, no kidding... presses are the shit. If Charles had been there we would've had "5-0" grinds instead (just come clean... it's a backslide). I'd rather see the tailpress.

Speaking of rails... I'd like to see Colby West competing in this.

Apr 15 2005 7:08PM
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jibrevolution
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syumms...good at skiing? WHAT?

Apr 15 2005 7:13PM
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yetigonecrazy
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double stinkbug, thats all that needs to be said



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Apr 15 2005 7:34PM
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Ban11
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 24
symms' balls

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Apr 15 2005 9:06PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
John Symms is cool... John Symms is reallycool. ;)


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Apr 15 2005 9:14PM
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ESB
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Now we wait to see if anyone notices certain similarities.


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Apr 15 2005 9:14PM
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-AR_Seven-
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^RE: Your sig: That's probably the worst butchery of the english language I've ever seen in my life.

Apr 15 2005 10:38PM
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Ban11
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 24
more like reallycool is john symms

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Apr 15 2005 11:24PM
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-AR_Seven-
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
Simmers is John Symms. He posted at the bottom of the first page.

Apr 15 2005 11:26PM
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Ban11
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 24
simmers isn't john symms. simmers is really cool.

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Apr 16 2005 12:18AM
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Ban11
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ps. i hate really cool

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Apr 16 2005 12:23AM
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knotbox
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really cool isnt simmers but simmers is reallycool

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Apr 16 2005 2:57AM
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brogilvie
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Man, everyine xcan doa double fucing stunkbuf. but only Jon symans, can fo a cork 3 like he can. OMFG



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Apr 16 2005 3:06AM
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mdvorak
Posts: 658 - Karma: 85
he was doing right side shifty 9's in the QP at wsi...it was a sketch quater pipe too!

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Apr 16 2005 3:21AM
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offtrail
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omg!!! so like is that unnatural?




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Apr 16 2005 12:01PM
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Ban11
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 24
everyone is so full of shit, holy shit, especially offtrail

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Apr 16 2005 4:14PM
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skibio5
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-AR-six, that is the most badass icon ever... i like

Apr 16 2005 4:22PM
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-AR_Seven-
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I Agree. I made it from a movie desktop image thing. It looks better bigger, I wish they'd allow 80x80 icons here.

Apr 16 2005 5:12PM
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simmers
Posts: 1004 - Karma: 397
reallycool is just, plain reallymean, if you ask me.

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Apr 18 2005 8:42AM
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eastAR5
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i was a little suprised to see him on the list too, but he definatly isnt the shittiest skier ever. i dont like his braces though.

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Apr 18 2005 8:53AM
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albatross.
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there totally gone, i checked myself.

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Apr 18 2005 2:32PM
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johnnypsunami
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gagnier is the secret weapon at the masters. Hes gonna rep Armada now.

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Apr 18 2005 8:03PM
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ECfreeski3
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^^dude how can you not admire a professional skier who rocks pink braces??

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Apr 20 2005 10:13AM
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templabor
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oh john...i love you did i ever tell you that? to anyone talking shit about john symms...you will never know you silly bastards...one day when john symms is your god and you have to answer to him, you will wish you wouldnt have talked shit...however knowing how buddhaesque john is he will take pity on your wretched little souls and let you continue your pathetic exsistences...by the way...you think you know, but you have no idea...be on the lookout for the diary of john symms dropping fall O5 bitches...

Apr 22 2005 7:25PM
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ski8990
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all I know is simmers is member number 50

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Apr 22 2005 10:16PM
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mdvorak
Posts: 658 - Karma: 85
Rory silva is a little worse

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Apr 23 2005 1:04AM
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estaked
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ummmm worse than who?

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Apr 23 2005 1:08AM
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simmers
Posts: 1004 - Karma: 397
dude, you don't even know. i totally chill with simms all the time. he is always werkin' on his switch unnatty shiz and stuff, you know? so, i think he'z gonna' prove all the haterz wrong at masters this year -- and when his video parts come out.

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Apr 23 2005 9:22PM
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Five40Guy
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i disagree one time i wanted him to come hang out and ski and stuff adn he was like.. no not today im cathcing up on my philosophy books and litature.. i think hes into books more anyhow.


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Apr 24 2005 2:04AM
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Barmski
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symsms was doin unnaty cork 7s reverse mutes back in the RFA days and that was like 2 years ago. THe kid is mad freakin good.

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Apr 24 2005 4:17AM
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gypsy
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this is a weird thread and i dont know who's who, but symms kills it and he has it and then some to be on the team, quit yer hatin. and, he is def smart too, not everyone goes to the U on scholarship.
hehe, bogus basin represent'n :)

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Apr 24 2005 4:32AM
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