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Ahmets_Brother
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my doggy is constipated and has been like this for 4 days...he has to go to vet. maybe itll work like a plug and hell get really fat...or his colin will explode. anybody know how to help the poor little doggies pooping problem?

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Apr 12 2005 8:45PM
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proZach
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ask alpinek, or whoever did that thread.

you know which thread.

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Apr 12 2005 8:46PM
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Apr 12 2005 8:46PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahaha the classic newschoolers constipation story...it brings a smile to my face every time i think about it

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Apr 12 2005 8:48PM
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supervore
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orange juice works for me....maybe some pepsmo bismo would to the trick? when my dog ate a couple chocolate oranges, the vet said for him to eat that to help his stomache out.

Apr 12 2005 8:48PM
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lamp
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which dog? rossi or pucha< dont know if i spelled it right.

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Apr 12 2005 8:49PM
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Lé.Skiing
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give your dog 1/8ths of a exlax bar.

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Apr 12 2005 8:51PM
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french_fry
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stick the plastic tube in there and throw some water inside, cant fail, and wear protective goggles

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Apr 12 2005 8:57PM
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give hima WHOLE exlax bar

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Apr 12 2005 9:01PM
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ItsPhil
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squeeze him really hard

Apr 13 2005 2:16PM
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reezyfbaby
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make him eat petroleum jelly sandwiches.

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Apr 13 2005 2:18PM
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d-loc
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ride him around until he poops

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Apr 13 2005 2:24PM
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Apple
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... just take him to the vet...

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Apr 13 2005 2:26PM
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Thorvildsen
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yeah, take him to the vet.
My sister's hamster died of constipation. it was funny

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Apr 13 2005 2:49PM
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sethpistol02
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yea dude u dont want ur dag to die like this dudes siters hampster

Apr 13 2005 3:14PM
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JFerg
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please die. or have some respect.

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Apr 13 2005 3:19PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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yeah he went to the vet...turns out he was alot of bones and shit stuck in his anus

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Apr 13 2005 3:19PM
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johanblaze
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if cows get consipated you give them mineral water. it makes them shit.

Apr 13 2005 3:19PM
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informative.

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Apr 13 2005 3:33PM
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Sdot
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Stop feeding him cheese, you blubbering idiot. Don't you know that lots of cheese = lots of iron = rock shit. Animal abuse!



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Apr 13 2005 4:25PM
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johanblaze
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^ i'll feed you lots of cheese sara. see how you like it.

Apr 13 2005 4:25PM
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404404
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just kill your dogs

Apr 13 2005 4:32PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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my dog eats bones retard not cheese.

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Apr 13 2005 4:39PM
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triebby
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my dog eats anything and everything, and i mean that

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Apr 13 2005 4:59PM
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Sdot
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.... Way to pick up on the sarcasm, there.



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Apr 13 2005 5:00PM
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Apr 13 2005 5:15PM
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ItsPhil
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hampsters have such little poops
how can they get constipated

Apr 13 2005 6:21PM
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mommy
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swing him around by his tail and wack him into a telephone poll. shit everywhere.

Apr 13 2005 8:37PM
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ItsPhil
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my cousins poodle used to walk around doing a handstand when it would piss
it seriously looked like a circus trick

Apr 13 2005 8:38PM
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Timmy_G
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Usually if you hit somethin hard with a stick or a bat ir pees and poops everywhere. one time i hit a opoosum with a stick in the woods and it peed like 5 feet while i was beating it with a huge stick

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Apr 13 2005 8:57PM
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ItsPhil
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did you run through the pee like it was a sprinkler
i would have

Apr 13 2005 9:00PM
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Apr 26 2005 2:40PM
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squeakywaffle
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give him a near-lethal dose of acid, he will have a seizure and shit everywhere

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