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If you're sitting there in the lodge and drinking hot chocolot...

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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
and you look out and see someone stealing your skis what would you do?

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Apr 12 2005 4:40PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
bolt out splash hot chocolate in their face tackle them to the ground and beat them to death with my skis

We pay our debt sometimes.
Apr 12 2005 4:41PM
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Jenna1106
Posts: 3012 - Karma: 10
kill 'em

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Apr 12 2005 4:43PM
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jibvermont
Posts: 910 - Karma: 10
shoot them with my death laser

Apr 12 2005 4:44PM
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DannyMac
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 65
stomp the shit out of them with your ski boots

Apr 12 2005 4:44PM
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Lineskier-101
Posts: 7863 - Karma: 22
It was funny, once we went into the londge to go get our stuff on. And we were in site of our skis. This group of kids came of and were looking at out skis. And then this one guy tries my cousins goggles that he left with the skis. It was really wierd.

To answer your question, I would go out and ask them what they were doing, then ask for my skis back.

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Apr 12 2005 4:45PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
go up and tell them those are my skis, if they bolt, chase them, tacvkel them, then steal all their shit

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW
Apr 12 2005 4:49PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
punch them in the face then continue to stomp them out and when i was finished with that curb stomp them

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit" "you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
Apr 12 2005 4:54PM
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kendrick
Posts: 787 - Karma: 25
it's really a perfect excuse to unleash some heat right to the back of the dome

cko is a pussy
Apr 12 2005 4:55PM
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blkmskier
Posts: 112 - Karma: 11
I'd kick thier ass!!! then, I let them get up and then I'd do it again

Apr 12 2005 5:02PM
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bdskier
Posts: 932 - Karma: 14
If it were my spatulas, i'd throw my pole like a javaline right away. If it were my other skis I'd ask them what they were doing, because it's probably a mistake, If they run, I'd unleash the pain.

Apr 12 2005 5:04PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
it'd be like the WWF on snow.

'When I was 3 or 4 or 5, I got kicked out of school in Denmark when they relized I didn't speak Danish. Then the sadists I lived with put me to work on a pig farm. Later, I was to get bit by a monkey in Bali and lost in Thailand.'
Apr 12 2005 5:07PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
start some shit cause thats how we do it in motha fuckin bethel maine bitch

Apr 12 2005 5:07PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
just go out out and kick his ass

rock yo shit *NS Skateboarders Cult*
Apr 12 2005 5:58PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
put my cigar out in their eye

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Apr 12 2005 6:13PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
i would look around for some nice rental poles, then run at him and spear him, then rip it out of his back and beat the shit out of him, and by then my crew would be over to beat the shit out of them some more

-kulpy-
Apr 12 2005 6:14PM
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TahoeSkiPunk720
Posts: 246 - Karma: 10
kick their ass, get my skis back and then steal all their money to buy new skis.

Jazz flutes are for little fairy boys
Apr 12 2005 6:16PM
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martockpublicenemy
Posts: 2284 - Karma: 11
kick them in the back with my ski boot then keep on kickin em

Oh excellent,time for a sexy party!-Stewie Griffin

4frnt skis
Apr 12 2005 6:39PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
nice

......ohio.....freestyle........
Apr 12 2005 6:41PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
i would run out there, naked, wearing nothing but my ski boots and my belt on. i would pull my lightsaber out of it's holster, and wave it around a little to show him what's up. he would probably laugh at me because my lightsaber was fake, so i would do a backflip making sure to clip his jaw with my boots in the rotation. then while he's laying on the ground in a puddle of his own blood, i would pecker slap him. soon thereafter i would proceed to relocate my skis to a new top-secret location.

Apr 12 2005 6:45PM
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Lineskier-101
Posts: 7863 - Karma: 22
^Excellent choice, Sky Walker

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Apr 12 2005 7:06PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
wel if someone was stealing my skis i would go out there say 'what the fuck are you doing bitch', then beat the shit outta him

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Apr 12 2005 7:15PM
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kinosoo
Posts: 925 - Karma: 10
have you ever bean hit by a pair of skis.. i haven’t but i would imagine it would hurt, that and be sure to get the kidney shot with the ski boot those do hurt. if there rill nice skis you could stab them with your pole.

Apr 13 2005 10:13AM
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TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
piss on their teeth

New Skis:$400 New Boots:$300 New Outfit:$350 Breaking your leg the first time you use the shit:Priceless
Apr 13 2005 10:16AM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
beat the crap outta them

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Apr 13 2005 10:18AM
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(fujative)
Posts: 332 - Karma: 14
i'd steal their skis. (if they were nicer than mine) and if not i'd offer to sell mine because i'm getting new ones, and if not still, i'd grab him by the back of his jacket and drag him in the chalet and dunk his head in the self serve chicken noodle soup, that shit is hot.

05/05/05 - Daze of the Seize'n
Apr 13 2005 10:28AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
thats why i carry the glock on me at all times... can never be too careful about others

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Apr 13 2005 10:33AM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
a glock skiing? i hope you fall and the thing unloads on your sack


member#13687

'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'
'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'
'matt damon? hes in con air right?'
'yes , yes he is.'
Apr 13 2005 10:35AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^who would i have it loaded while skiing... the clip is in mypocket :)

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Apr 13 2005 10:36AM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
^where do you ski


member#13687

'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'
'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'
'matt damon? hes in con air right?'
'yes , yes he is.'
Apr 13 2005 10:43AM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
Kick their ass

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
Apr 13 2005 10:46AM
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TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
give them head

New Skis:$400 New Boots:$300 New Outfit:$350 Breaking your leg the first time you use the shit:Priceless
Apr 13 2005 11:06AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
cut em like butter

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard. LINE kicks ass
Apr 13 2005 11:10AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
you've never seen this motherfucker run in ski boots. it's like a freight train coming through, only on steroids and acid at the same time.

swift drop kick to the back of the head should do the trick.

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Apr 13 2005 12:33PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
after my ski boots made swift contact with their face/ribs/knees enough times, i'd call their parents and tell them they did a shitty job raising their kid



-Strode





Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Apr 13 2005 12:56PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
wait and see if they walk away, if they did, walk behind them till they put my skis down, then kick the side of their knee with the tip of my boot as hard as humanly possible, disabling any escape, drag him to those ski lock things, attach him to it, take off my boot, and bash in his face...


you dont fuck w/ my skis.

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Apr 13 2005 1:16PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
HAHA easy now Simon u dont wanna hurt n e one!!

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Apr 13 2005 1:18PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
come up from behind and shove a pole up his ass, as far as it will go

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Apr 13 2005 1:20PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
^^ actually bethel is a nice place going to school there next year

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Apr 13 2005 1:27PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
haha


Apr 13 2005 1:30PM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
i've already got a warning about stealing my skis written on the sidewall, soooo if they wanted to take them after reading that, and its obvious that its there, i'd stomp a mudhole out of them.

-CCR-
"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."
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Apr 13 2005 1:32PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
challenge them to a duel

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Apr 13 2005 7:27PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
Use your fazer beam then give them a cute puppy and let them become emotionally attachted then take it away....ha

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Apr 13 2005 7:33PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
id eat there ribs.

Apr 13 2005 8:17PM
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sterlingstefan3
Posts: 123 - Karma: 75
first find out if i could take em then grab closest object to me and Mcgiver a killin tool together and make sure i got my shit back

Apr 13 2005 8:46PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
first i'd lay waiting, makign sure he was trying to steal them. then i'd walk by like i was just a random person, and knee him in the balls, or punch himin the face, then beat him to death with my skis. no mercy
if it was a chick, a brutal rape would do the trick

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Apr 13 2005 8:52PM
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zault99
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
haha pull an american history x on there ass haha

Apr 13 2005 8:57PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
i would ask him politely to not steal my skis, then i would go to the park

Apr 13 2005 9:01PM
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monkeysteez
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 99
to be honest i would go behind their back and push them face first into the ski rack, they deserved it, they did something behind your back the least you can do is return the favor. Oh yeah then you have to say "Bitch!"


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Apr 13 2005 9:09PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
i would just go up to them and say turn around. they would and i would knock the right in the face. continue tillt hey fall down and then i would walk up to my skis ang grab them while doing this i would step on the guys balls.

Apr 13 2005 9:15PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
quick roundhouse kick to the face

Apr 13 2005 9:15PM
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