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Guess what I woke up to this morning....
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well, so I'm up early, and takin a piss in my bathroom. This day would be the same for any other day, except for the fact that my brother has moved back in the night before. He wanted to experience a year to himself before going to college....w/e. Anyway, he has lots of animals, frogs, toads, lizards, etc...(see where this is going). So as I take my piss, my kitty jumps into the bathtub (empty of course)...this is no big deal to me, as she's always in there playing with the stopper. SO, we've got pee, a kitty, and playfulness. I get curious and lean over...tarantula city. Damn was that a shock. So now I have to half-assed control my golden shower while not running away or picking up the cat so she doesn't get owned. Okay, I get the cat and get my brother, the end. Oh, P.S. - This is the second time a tarantula has escaped, last time it was missing for 2 noticable weeks before it was spotted...
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did you pee on the terantula
i hear they like it
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haha nice... my hampster is on a shelve unit thing and one time i left the top access panel open and somehow it packed the shavings around the wheel so it wouldnt turn. then he could clib up and escape. he jumped off the top of the cage and onto the floor somehow. the floor is a good 4 1/2 feet down. and no harm came to the little buddy.
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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i used to put my hamsters in the same cage and they would go at each others throats
they hated each other for some reason...it broke my heart to see them fight:(
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my girls dog ate all the babies and the mom, all we have left is the papa and he has HUGE nuts... id say bigger than a nice size green grape. ill take a shot for you and post it tomorrow
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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Thats not as bad as what a friend of mine woke up to one morning. She woke up to balls. Balls dangeling in her face. Balls dangeling in her face and the words "gobbel my hotdog". I think thats about the ultimate in bad things to wake up to. True story.
Like a virgin on promnight!
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Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin
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'naahhmahhnahh
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"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
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hahahaha
whos balls were they
maybe it was that kids dad who was asking what a flying squirrel was
hahahaha
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hahahaha gobble my hot dog
im still laughing at that
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^^^she loved it
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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thats not the point...
Like a virgin on promnight!
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin
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'naahhmahhnahh
hahh
h ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
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well then who doesnt like the occasional tea bagging?
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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^im sure he wasnt trying to get to the point. Girls like things like that. Go dangle your balls in a girls face, she will paw at those things like that dudes cat did to the hairy tarantula
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Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
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chicks love turkey brains
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i've woken up at 4D's house to his big black poodle licking his nuts 3 inches from my face.
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TEAM PIZZA!
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also, to add to the humour, my cat was purring and enjoying the hell out of herself, and the poor littly tarantulat was up on it's hind legs fending her off for dear life
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my hamster was killing my brothers hampster, so we set it free in the provincial park
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HAHAHAHA funny thread
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my cat threw up in my bed yesterday.
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my mom's chihuahua almost got eaten by a bird yesterday...
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d-loc has a really smart hamster
*Laura*trevorwoulddo...-But it makes perfect sense, one american dollar up here is like... an escalade with 24 inch rims and strippers on the roof. 1. Ninjas are mammals.2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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hahahaha, that is great
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My dog is missing an eye, missing an ear, she has three legs, shes half deaf, and half blind, and she been hit by a car, and recently fixed........we like to call her lucky
Wawa Steeze team
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^why would you wanna call her lucky????? that is about the most bad luck ive ever heard of......god damn.
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its called irony fagget
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my hamster got out of its cage once somehow got down the stairs and under our house because there was a hole in the floor......we caught him tho.....if ur hampster ever gets under the house put a board leading into a box with food on the board and in the box then theyll fall in...it really works
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my cat has pissed in my bed before.
Here’s the story, this is when I was 12 or 13
When I woke up the following morning, my bed was all damp and shit. I get out of my bed and throw my covers on the ground when I see this huge damp water/liquid stuff. I yelled so loud that my mom came in and said “Did you pee in your bed again�?
I look over to her and see her smirking at me. I said “again?, what the hell�. My mom starts laughing her ass off and she replays as “I’m kidding, “
All of a sudden, I hear this soft “meow,�, it was my Cat and she was underneath my bed, with her big black eyes looking right at me. I push her from underneath my bed and she runs away and there it was again, she pissed under my bed.
My mom’s reaction was pretty funny.
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im pregnant
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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.
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actually its called sarcasim and you spelt FAGGOT wrong
Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.
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$westside$ is pregnant guys
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In the context it's used in it is irony, and you spelled SARCASM wrong.
Derek
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^HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my
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damn, stepped in for complete ownage, Nice
Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
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