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1080chubs
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okay so i'm just kinda hangin out in my friends room and this girl is in there too, i'm sitting down on a papasan chair and all of a sudden she sits down on my lap and unzips my pants, so my friend leaves and we start making out, i get her shirt and bra off and all that and i'm just about to take her pants off and my friend goes "HEY MOM!" and so we jump to put on our clothes and i get my stuff back on and i run out the door and he's just laughing at me, his mom wasnt there, his sister was in the other room but she wouldnta heard us, and he just didnt want his mom to come home and catch us or something, he was being really gay, i was deffinately gonna kick his ass, but i decided against it

Apr 10 2005 9:07PM
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Apple
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taken the chick somewhere else and continued from where you left of. Then later, rub it in your friends face how your got some and he didnt.

Like a virgin on promnight! -Thom Savery please pardon the cacography Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin .Phatt.Phreerider. 'naahhmahhnahh hahh h ... i mean ... the weekend of monday' "go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself" "I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Apr 10 2005 9:10PM
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1080chubs
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he wouldnt let me in his house, and there was really nowhere else to go... i'm so pissed right now

Apr 10 2005 9:12PM
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JazzyJ
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so wheres the girl?

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 10 2005 9:14PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
she doesnt live that far away... i'm gonna try to get together with her again, i think my friends just jealous

Apr 10 2005 9:15PM
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1080chubs
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i gotta get her number though, i just met her today

Apr 10 2005 9:15PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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that blows...kick your freinds ass for being gay then find that girl

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Apr 10 2005 9:24PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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A girl that eager to satisfy you, is probably a walking infestation, brimming with crabs and boils eager to spoil your youthful skin.

ENJOY THE END MY FRIEND.

-AndrewP ---------------------- Per solitudinem ardere in remedium formidinis dictitabat. 'It is often said that the best remedy for fear is to burn alone.'
Apr 10 2005 9:35PM
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1080chubs
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^ actually no, she's a virgin. i guess she just really liked me

Apr 10 2005 9:36PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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kick your friends ass for cockblocking




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Apr 10 2005 9:38PM
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freeski1620
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suker punch him and tell him never to do that again. was she hot?



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Apr 10 2005 9:38PM
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asac
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being a cockblock is worse than molesting 5 year old boys while strangling their parents.

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Apr 10 2005 9:39PM
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404404
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you not getting anything makes me feal alot better about my self.

Apr 10 2005 9:41PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Didn't you say you just met this girl, well, I guess you do stellar detective work. And virgins who straddle ponies like that want to get rocked, you best oblige.

And, your friend deserves twenty lashes for the dreaded technicality of... cock block.

-AndrewP ---------------------- Per solitudinem ardere in remedium formidinis dictitabat. 'It is often said that the best remedy for fear is to burn alone.'
Apr 10 2005 9:41PM
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1080chubs
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^ she wasnt the hottest but she was pretty and she had probably the finest ass i've seen in my life

Apr 10 2005 9:41PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
she's like the friend of my friend who cock blocked, and he knows that she's never done it

Apr 10 2005 9:43PM
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Apple
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im sure if you wait, youll come upon an opertunity to get your sweet sweet revenge.

Like a virgin on promnight! -Thom Savery please pardon the cacography Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin .Phatt.Phreerider. 'naahhmahhnahh hahh h ... i mean ... the weekend of monday' "go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself" "I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Apr 10 2005 9:48PM
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devine
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tape it then send it to your friend with a dirty condom


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Apr 10 2005 9:50PM
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If shes ugly, then send the girl to have sex with your friend for revenge. If shes hot, then go ever to her house and stab her with your poon spoon.

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Apr 10 2005 10:19PM
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ItsPhil
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landshark eee eee eee

Apr 10 2005 10:32PM
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naftel
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fuck i hate cockblockers. even if its not me they are cockblocking - its just so wrong.

Apr 10 2005 10:34PM
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Craigskis
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I think the only thing you can do is take a cheese grater to your friends face, He will never learn if you don't put him in line

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Apr 10 2005 11:51PM
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