Holy shit, last night, was the worst and lukiest night of my life. Started out drinking at this scetchy house, where we have almost been busted b4. So, with 1 1/2 gallons between like 10 ppl, things are starting to get crazy. Soon, shitloads of ppl are coming, like kids we don't even know. So were partien for a while, and some kids start to leave. But this one girl, pretty much a known alcoholic goes way overboard, and starts screaming at the top of her lungs, and puking everywhere. So a nosey neighbor calls the owner, who was staying a 20 min drive from the house. Well, he walks in and goes "partys over." Of course, the girl is still in the bathroom screaming. So even though over half of us are drunk, we all just sit down, and let the guys son explain it. He goes off on this ingenios speech about how he got a call that the girl needed help and that he let her use the house. We all just sat around, and soon, started adding in things. We made such a convinving act the police officer that came with the paramedics didn't even suspect us, and left with out issuing a breathilizer. We found out the next morn that the girl had a BAC of .28, and had the neighbor not heard her screaming, she would have died.
maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis