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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
a food what would you be?

I'd like to say filet mignon (who wouldn't) but i'll be honest and say that i'm prolly more like a tater tot.

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Chris talking about my sister:
I'd rather date hot shit than her.
Apr 6 2005 5:00PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
a cucumber



Jeremy

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Apr 6 2005 5:01PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
is it against the rules if I say chocolate milk

Apr 6 2005 5:02PM
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jibvermont
Posts: 910 - Karma: 10
a chimichanga

Apr 6 2005 5:02PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
a dang quesadilla

If your life's ambition is beyond managing a McDonalds, I'd say you're aiming high.-J.D._May hol y shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOLZ DICE BOARDSHOP FOR ALL YOUR SKIING NEEDS
Apr 6 2005 5:03PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
if i was a cucumber... i'd want to live with a hot girl...

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Twelvesixty Greg T cult! join today
Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
Apr 6 2005 5:04PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
a plate of spaghetti mmmm pasta

Apr 6 2005 5:04PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
fuckin watermellon. everybody loves watermellon, and if you don't you're a nobody, so get the hell out.

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Apr 6 2005 5:07PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
an oscar meiher weiner, so that everyone would be in love with me


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 6 2005 5:09PM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
what about casserole? is anyone a casserole, but to qualify as one i think you need to be old and fat

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Chris talking about my sister:
I'd rather date hot shit than her.
Apr 6 2005 5:10PM
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fulltiltrocker
Posts: 699 - Karma: 167
a plum

let that sink in for a minute
Apr 6 2005 5:12PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
a taco with everthing in it

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Apr 6 2005 5:13PM
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switch3grl
Posts: 73 - Karma: 10
a chicken burrito (bowl) from chipotle...or a pizza haha

Apr 6 2005 5:28PM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
A breakfast burrito with carne adovada and red chile. Nice presentation with the fire inside.

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KILL WITH POWER
Apr 6 2005 5:32PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
an avacado.

Apr 6 2005 5:33PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
beef jerky

We pay our debt sometimes.
Apr 6 2005 5:37PM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
^YES. I forgot about beef jerky. Elk jerky IS better. You should try it if you get a chance.

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Apr 6 2005 5:43PM
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rugbydave
Posts: 770 - Karma: 9
spitz



be original, hate your government
Apr 6 2005 9:32PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
fruit cake, so no one would eat me and i would live forever

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 6 2005 9:33PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
asparagus.

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Apr 6 2005 9:35PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
chicken

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.........DOGGLE.........

yes i live in a van.-DuffLogic22
Apr 6 2005 9:36PM
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Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
a human or a japanese person

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Apr 6 2005 9:38PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
i would want to be lettuce...because the feel of rusty spoons is almost ORGASMIC.



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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Apr 6 2005 10:03PM
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sKi*eAst
Posts: 397 - Karma: 10
pizza, id be every kids favorite food!



one good thing about music
is when it hits, you feel no pain...
Apr 6 2005 10:04PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
probably bread.

machavok.com

The whole mountain is park on a powder day. -dylhole
Apr 6 2005 10:12PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
white out mmm



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Apr 6 2005 10:13PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
a frozen hot dogg. this is becasue a chick was masterbating with a frozen hot dogg, me, and it broke off in her so she had to go to the hospital and get it removed.

Wanted:
A tall, well built women with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
Apr 6 2005 10:13PM
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FLGators0621
Posts: 263 - Karma: 10
a mcgriddle

If you rape a hooker, is it shoplifting? I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes!
Apr 6 2005 10:14PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
i'd be dog food so that i could get licked all the time...ummm

Gravity sucks "I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
Apr 6 2005 10:15PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
papaya no doubt.

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Apr 6 2005 10:18PM
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Freestylindude
Posts: 1141 - Karma: 10
beef jerky for sure

meep meep i come from planet zardar and i love big black cock - Lateralis
Apr 6 2005 10:20PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Probobly some Indonesian fish-head soup.

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Apr 6 2005 10:22PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 10
Apples...they keep the doctor away from people.

I like to play Guitar!
Apr 6 2005 11:00PM
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Rapt0r
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10
sea weed

Apr 6 2005 11:01PM
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Lauren9
Posts: 354 - Karma: 49
grapefruit... then I'd be tangy



.lauren.
Apr 6 2005 11:03PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
chronic99 those Saladfinger vidoes make me feel like ive overdosed on herion, but yeah to stay on the topic i'd be aa ummmmm an egg.

--------------------I Heart Skateboarding--------------------
Apr 7 2005 12:13AM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
i'd be a cantalope.

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS
your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
Apr 7 2005 1:04AM
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