I know you've all done it, totally accidental sexual typos, I bet freud would love to psychoanalyze these.... common ones are...
"yeah, I wan tit" or..
"just gimme a sex"
Today I was talking to someone and I said that I was thirsty, and the guy tried to say "go grab a coke" but instead he said, "Go grab a cock."
haha, I almost died. Anyone else have any good ones?