Ok so i went to nakiska yesterday... sweet hill powder day in the morning. Anyway in the afternoon i decided i wanted to do some park skiing since the fun runs were tracked.
So i do a few runs and than theres this group of people in the park. They are all wearing costumes and shit and look like total fags (i don't care how people look but wait till you hear what i got to say). Dressed with giant afro wigs ducktaped to their helmets and shit and m&m costumes or gym shorts over snowpants.
So as if thats not enough (theres about 20 of the flamers) they are all lined up to hit a jump. So one by one they are all going off the side of this little rail jump, wrecking the jump and while they are at it, they are sucking.
Anyway even though they are gapers i wait i my turn... not long obviously. So i look to make sure no one else is goin and this bitch in an elvis costume goes at the same time to hit her faggot rail jump. She screams and stops like 40 feet away from me (they were coming in from the side to hit the jump so they were going slow as hell and not going anywhere near the main path.) as if i just about killed her. So than there was this gaper leader taking pictures of the fruits and as i go rippin by he yells "learn some park etiquette". Anway so i go and do the jump and throw down a massive double rodeo 50 feet above the chairlifts 1260 (actually i only straight aired with a safety and was probably about 12 feet above the lip). So than as if the gapers haven't been bastards enough they stop my little brother and go "tell your buddy to learn some park etiquette".
Did that make sense? i wrote alot and i'm not goin to edit it.
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