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Dumbest thing you ever heard.

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t-man152
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I have 2 things that are both very stupid. at my school when it was snowing I heard 2 girls arguing over what snow was made out of. one girl was saying it was water while another was saying that it was when salt falls from the sky.

another thing (more recently) while I had my skis with me at school (school project) a guy came up to me and we started talking. we had a sub and I was showing a friend who was interested in skiing a video. my friend was impressed and he was like "ohh that must be so hard" (he was watching some stuff over chads gap) the sub interupted and was like ohh its not too hard. I do stuff like that. I thought it was cool that he skied too. not knowing him I wasnt going to call bullshit on him. so we started talking I talked to the sub a tiny bit asking where he skied and before answering anything he asked "whats that?" pointing at the bindings on my skis. I said "their bindings dude, you said you skied"
he asked what they were for and I just walked away and ignored him for the rest of the period.

Apr 3 2005 10:18PM
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Jaskittin
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Wanna know the dumbest thing ive ever heard? You shaving your legs.





maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

Apr 3 2005 10:19PM
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katesd
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he shaved his legs?


-katie
Apr 3 2005 10:22PM
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_alli_
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A girl in my math class asked the teacher, "what's that squiggly dot thing?" She was talking about a comma. This was in grade 11.

Another girl in my social studies class last year:
"guys, india is like, above china right?"

The same girl after a discussion about foreign aid to third world countries:
"But, there arent actually countries where people don't get enough food to live off of right?"
me: "uhh, yeah, there are lots."
dumb girl: "Oh my god! What happens to the people?"
me: "they die."



A bad day skiing is better than a great day doing anything else
Apr 3 2005 10:23PM
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gmack24
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^ yea probably wierdest fucking thing ive ever read

Apr 3 2005 10:23PM
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j.bird
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hahahaha golden

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-Jordan-

'you pissed on a Black guy?! ......thats horrible-PJ

Like its any different than pissing on a white man, some people boggle my mind. hows that for race equality,
Apr 3 2005 10:24PM
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SchweitzerSki
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hahaha no that was more funny than dumb. the dumbest thing I've ever heard is the fact thatthere are touchdowns in basketball. i'm sorry i know some people deserve some leigh way but that is ridiculous

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Apr 3 2005 10:24PM
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Munga
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we where going cannoin on lake and this drop kick says "is there going to be any up hills"

No Snow......No Life....Know Snow....Know Life
Apr 3 2005 10:27PM
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december
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my friends and i were talking about tv shows, and how a lot of the time it's just the same thing all the time. and then my friend says "yeah, CSI, it's alway them solving a crime and stuff." ohhh she's a bright one. but that's probably not THE dumbest thing ever.






Apr 3 2005 10:29PM
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MdanteL
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Stupidest thing ever.. As we are in a ski shop buying gloves my friends little brother puts onl liners b4 the actually glove, then my other friend comes over n goes oh those things r shit the iners actually make ur hands colder, i took my liners out cause they made my hands cold, then the guy who was working goes thats probablly the dumbest thing i've ever heard, i mean thats was there made for


Apr 3 2005 10:31PM
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_alli_
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another one, in grade 10 the girl that sat in front of me just randomly asked me "so, does the sun revolve around the earth...or how does that whole thing work?" Some real bright people in my school.


A bad day skiing is better than a great day doing anything else
Apr 3 2005 10:32PM
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skigirl123
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in english this year we were suppose to tell the teacher a country and then a city in that country that we wanted to research, and when the teacher called on the girl to say her country, she said asia, and then my teacher told her that asia was a continent and she didnt belive him, she really thought asia was a country. the teacher just shook his head in shame

and then tonight at dinner my sister asks my mom
"if she wouldn't have died, would she still be alive?"
she was talkin about princess Diana.



Apr 3 2005 10:39PM
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Adamskinick
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were watching the movie Philadelphia in school and some girl asks "Where is this movie located?". not even joking.

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
Apr 3 2005 10:43PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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Kid in my grade said...we live in south america right?
omg...

I like to play Guitar!
Apr 3 2005 10:46PM
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katesd
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The ditziest girl in my highschool class, trying to show off to the boys in english class:

Catherine: Guess what! the leafs are playing montreal tonight.
some guy: Yeah, it's game 7
Catherine: I know! And if they lose then they're out of the Superbowl!!


-katie
Apr 3 2005 10:48PM
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JFerg
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so, like reactors are reeeeaaaally good bindings right?

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Apr 3 2005 10:50PM
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skiierman
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Hahaha, these are all normal conversation for this kid in our class. He is literally the dumbest most ignorant model American you can get. We where watching the Wizard of Oz and he was complaining on how the movie was fake from the flying house, "Houses don't do that in tornadoes," the midgets, "They're all kids! Midgets have stubby legs," and even to the oh so famous scarecrow, "This is so stupid, scarecrows can't do that stuff!"

----2ond in Command of DANSA----- *bowing in humble awe of your mistique*-almostaskiier To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
Apr 3 2005 10:50PM
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SchweitzerSki
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ok ok here's one i apparently said. we were talking about some girl who died and my friend said

"She commited suicide last year" and i said "did she die?"

everyone laughed and stuff but i felt really stupid.

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Apr 3 2005 10:51PM
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skigirl123
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One of my friends fainted in front of the class when she was giving a presentation, and she was so embaressed that she said she just fell over cause she was trying to tie her shoe or somethin like that, it was funny.


Apr 3 2005 10:56PM
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TheClap.
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i was in class one day and the prof asked who was the 41st president and this girl was like george ah george oh yeah george kennedy how could i forget. the prof almost shit himself. he said right to the girls face i think my sisters dead fetus is smarter than you

Apr 3 2005 11:02PM
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ktlu
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when talking about terri shaivo in my history class the other day we got to talking about living wills and how her husband said that she had told him that she wouldnt want to be kept alive under such cercumstances and this one girl goes "but i dont get it... how did she know this was going to happen to her?"

same girl different day, my teacher was talking about how when he grades the essay final in US history he gets some really fucked up spelling. he wrote one of the words that he got on the board. it was something along the lines of "exasaratted" and he said the only way he knew what the word was supposed to be was through context...
girl: but... like why didnt you just use a dictionary
(class bursts out laughing)
teacher: that was funny, i hope you ment it to be
girl: no... i dont get it


katie
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Just Fucking Ski
Apr 3 2005 11:46PM
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Anathema
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atlantaski tends to say some pretty stupid things

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it! _________________________ - Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent) keep it real.
Apr 3 2005 11:52PM
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dandoy
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There's this really funny norwegian guy in my class.
He doesn't mean to be funny, and he's not stupid. He just really doesn't know a lot about the outside world. Anyways, we were talking about holidays.

Norwegian guy: So, what are you going to do for the holidays?

Me: I'm going to Florida. And you?

Norwegian guy: We're going to New York.

Silence.........

Norwegian guy: Hey, Florida, isn't that where the Statue of Liberty is?

Great guy :D

'I went down, did tricks and landed them' - Tanner Hall on his X-Games run
Apr 4 2005 12:18AM
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Paige
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^ Haha aw.

This girl in my math class was like "I got the answer -51.5, but in the back of the book the answer is -51.6, where did I go wrong?" The teacher was like, you didn't round.

Apr 4 2005 12:20AM
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C.J.
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just te other day my brother said "some water freezes at 40 degrees" wtf? and he's in high school.

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Keep the fight alive, decriminalize Marijuana!

User, not an abuser.
Apr 4 2005 12:23AM
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skibrdingbitch
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this girl i goto school with, shes in like AP american and everything, she asked if the KKK were white or black...


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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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Apr 4 2005 12:28AM
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chillonhill
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A girl in class asked how do the make Hydro electricity, Do they build a dam & stick wires in the water?

Apr 4 2005 12:38AM
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Ski-hobo
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I friend of mine was looking at another frinds MP5 airsoft gun. He looked at the selector switch that chooses saftey, semi, or full auto, and he says "whats boat and no-boat," refering to pictures of bullets on the gun.


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Apr 4 2005 12:47AM
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ATLskier
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C.J. your friend is actually close to being right. Water can freeze at temperatures higher than 32 degrees depending on humidity. It all depends on the wet bulb temperatre. Go to backyardblizzard.com or something like that and they have a chart.

Anyways, stupid stories: There was this girl in my spnish class that was(still is) really stupid. She calls Jewish people Hanakans, and gave our spanish teacher hanuka gifts including a baby Jesus in a manger.

One day in class, we were talking about the movie, Gone With the Wind

Girl:My uncle, Lame Tom, was in that movie
teacher: So he was an actor?
Girl: No he was in the book
teacher: the book is fictional
Girl: I know, my Uncle is in the book
teacher: fictional means that it isn't real
girl: WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME? My uncle was in the book. He spells his name, L-A-I-M "lame tom"

yeah another day, this girl aksed if my SPANISH teacher is welsh because she has the welsh flag on her car because she has a Welsh Corgi(Dog). The teacher laughs at her, and she asks me, Where's Wales?" I reply, "It's in Paris"(I know where it is) She says, "Really!!?? I was in Paris last summer and I didn't see anything about Wales." Me:"Yup it's right near the Eiffle Tower." Her: "That's wierd that I missed it. I think Ill go back this summer to see it."

In my history class we were talking about the war in Iraq and saddam and a girl in my history class(this is may of 2004) asks, "So have we caught Saddam yet?" We replied, "No him, Osama, and Castro are all together working on plans to attack the United states in Botswana." girl, "Oh, I guess we'll never catch him then."

These may not be that funny: In my math class, we were doing a budget project where we each got different salaries and family sisuations in which we had to balance a budget. This one girl got a good job and saved 10 million in one year. Another girl randomly in class says, "I wish I had that much money." Later, after practicing an easy problem on the board, the girl says, "That was a nice problem" Everyone hates this girl because she complained to the teacher that she wasn't learning well enough. Because of her, our classes of water fights with squirt bottles, real fighting, laughing at people, talking, playing hockey, and just messing around, were over.



Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
Apr 4 2005 12:58AM
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t-man152
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I dont get the boat, no-boat thing.

Apr 4 2005 1:00AM
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DrGonzo729
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the dumbest thing ever : in kentucky, killing an unborn baby is not a felony, but two counts of animal abuse is

I don't need no arms around me I don't need no drugs to calm me I have seen the writing on the wall
Apr 4 2005 1:01AM
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t-man152
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why would abortions be made a felony. its not illegal yet.

Apr 4 2005 1:05AM
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ATLskier
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I have a feeling it doesn't include abortins but would apply to something similar to the Laci Petterson case.



Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
Apr 4 2005 1:08AM
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friday01
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a girl in my class believed that there is a transatlantic bridge going from newyork to spain(11th grader that is somehow in national honor society)

Apr 4 2005 3:31PM
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Jake...
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we were playing poker in my buddies basement and wouldnt let this black guy play cuz he is ANNOYING as hell, so were playing and we hear the doorbell ring about 5 of us go up to see if its him (nur: black guy) and it is and he is like
" yo guys can i play"
"were not playing"
"then what are you all doing"
" its a KKK meating buddie wanna come down"
" whats that "
then we booted him outta the hosue... haha

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Apr 4 2005 3:39PM
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skiierman
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Oh today I had a moment in science class. We where using a vacuum to boil water (don't ask why, long story) and I asked if the temperature increases when it boils (dumb remark one) and she took the temp. which read 95 degrees and I say out loud, "Oh so there was an increase then!" The original temp. of the water was 26.

----2ond in Command of DANSA----- *bowing in humble awe of your mistique*-almostaskiier To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
Apr 4 2005 3:43PM
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frp1080
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i live in new hampshire and in 5th grade the teacher asks what the capital of NH was and my friend was joking a said boston and then the teacher called on some girl and she said boston cause she thought that was really the capital of nh

N N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a a
Apr 4 2005 3:47PM
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TheClap.
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we were chilling in mexico last week really drunk and for some reason talking about terri shiavo. one of my friends asked how she got that way and another buddy said he hit her in the face with a shovel. it was funny yet sick at the same time

Apr 4 2005 3:47PM
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skiierman
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^ HAHAHAHHAHA! I do not know why but that is the funniest thing I've read all day.

----2ond in Command of DANSA----- *bowing in humble awe of your mistique*-almostaskiier To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
Apr 4 2005 3:48PM
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TheClap.
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also once we were at my place and a friends mom was coming to visit and we decided to build a beer pyramid. when his mom knocked on the door he went answered it screamed 5-0 niggaz to the rest of us slammed the door in her face, snuck out the basement and drove away

Apr 4 2005 3:59PM
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skier4life159
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I can beat that last week a kid in my shcool overdosed on viagra. a 14 year old. It was a 5 dollar bet. he started having seizers and stuff... it was hilarous

Apr 4 2005 4:00PM
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TheClap.
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i might possibly have the best friends


Apr 4 2005 4:01PM
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MissMontana
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I didnt hear this I saw it...
My friend Kenz was on the diving team with me and after a long practice one day, she needed eye drops. I went with her to her dorm room and left to grab something from a different room. When I came back in she was laying on her bed yelling and sobbing... she had but SwimEar (this alcohol stuff you put in your ears to get out water) in her eyes. the nuns at school had to drive her to the ER and she had to stay there for a few days to recover...

'When I was 3 or 4 or 5, I got kicked out of school in Denmark when they relized I didn't speak Danish. Then the sadists I lived with put me to work on a pig farm. Later, I was to get bit by a monkey in Bali and lost in Thailand.'
Apr 4 2005 4:05PM
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J.D.
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It also freezes at lower temperatures depending on salinity.

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Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.
And I�'m tired...
I should not have let you go.
Apr 4 2005 4:07PM
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asac
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me: "isn't today the day pearl harbor was bombed"(its december 7th)
other girl: "is that the day when they dumped all the tea into the harbor?"
me: "i hate you"

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Apr 4 2005 4:20PM
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sKi*eAst
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so i go to a private school and u have to be somewhat smart to get in or w.e i guess you dont, cause were in global (like 2 years ago) and were talking about midevil (sp?) times and my teacher was saying how pple lived in ghettos and this girl goes, "wait, thats like when hitler was around right?"

she said a bunch of other stuff but i forget



one good thing about music
is when it hits, you feel no pain...
Apr 4 2005 4:33PM
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k2yeags
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"the turf might not grow back!" talking about a turf sports field

- - - - - - - - - - boom
Apr 4 2005 5:24PM
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johanblaze
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my stoner step brother was like 'yeah, there's a lot of bands named after states. alabama, chicago, boston...'

Apr 4 2005 5:34PM
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skisebski
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lol nice dude

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
Apr 4 2005 5:35PM
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Matty.
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This redneck asked me if you could mount my skis both ways and I told him the turned up tail was meant for skiing backwards, and he said that is impossible, but the dumb thing is, it was on a park chair and there was a group of 5 skiers below us and one hit a jump switch at the same time. I'm sure it has happened to many of you on this site.


-Matt Hollman
Apr 4 2005 6:56PM
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proZach
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one girl thought retarded people are only in america. strangely enough, i've never seen an african, chinese, or any other race mentally challenged individual.

butfor
whats a butfor
pooping silly.

(zach)




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