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The Easter Bunny is Dead...

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Lé.Skiing
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I was litening to the radio this morning, and they found a dread bunny rabbit on the side of the highway with Easter eggs by it.

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Apr 1 2005 8:45PM
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frp1080
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no way :( i'm sad

Apr 1 2005 8:48PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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yay dead easter baby bunnies

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Apr 1 2005 8:58PM
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skiierman
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My mom says the Easter Bunny really is her.


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Apr 1 2005 9:00PM
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mommy
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i agree. you are sad.

Apr 1 2005 9:37PM
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back_woods
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thats sad


Apr 1 2005 10:07PM
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Lé.Skiing
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does that mean it was her dead on the side of the road?

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Apr 1 2005 10:58PM
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skiierman
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OMG!!! My dad said she just went on a vacation...


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*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Apr 1 2005 11:02PM
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Jokeri
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OMFG

Apr 2 2005 2:20AM
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kykelly05
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nuhh uhhh.. then who brought me oddles of candy last sunday?

Apr 2 2005 6:53AM
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Thorvildsen
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FUCK!!!






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Apr 2 2005 8:57AM
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GingerKid08
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My sister is in second grade and convinced the whole class that the easter bunny was really one of santas helpers for the off season. The teacher brought it up at her parent teacher confrence and wondered if my parents had told her that.

Apr 2 2005 12:07PM
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icecreamsandwich
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f that. the easter bunny is in my house. she lives here. in fact. shes sitting in her cage right now. her name is sally bunny.

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Apr 2 2005 1:20PM
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Lé.Skiing
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they found it on tuesday.

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Apr 2 2005 3:04PM
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BxB
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[IMG]https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/LoadPicture.php4?pic_id=43087&cat_id=90&start_num=0&sortmethod=[IMG]

its true guys here are the pics from the crime scene
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Apr 2 2005 3:17PM
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Jessbuff
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Hahaha, that's friggin' hilarious man! Was that an April Fools prank or somethin'? I hope not all of the eggs were smashed, maybe a baby Easter bunny will survive that brutal slaying.


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Apr 2 2005 3:24PM
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J@nne
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noooooooooo....that sucks

Apr 2 2005 3:25PM
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Lé.Skiing
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you could always get your parents to get you candy instead of the Easter Bunny.

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Apr 2 2005 3:34PM
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SteezePatrol
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was there a dead (fill in with racial minority) beside it with no skid marks, although the bunny had skid marks?

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Apr 2 2005 3:49PM
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ski_rossi05
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If ur feelin lik a pimp..go on brush ur shoulders off...ladys is pimps too go on brush ur shoulders off
Apr 2 2005 4:11PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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what!!! my parents told me he wasnt real though!!! those liars!

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Apr 2 2005 7:08PM
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