So i'm at orientation for college next year and this lady is showing us around. Me and my friends are looking around trying to scope out the babes haha. I see this blonde with a pony tail looks decent. She turns around and BAM fucking man. Looks like a fucking neanderthall version of goldilocks with a face full of whiskers and god damn it looked straight at me I'm usually good at keeping a straight face but I laughed so hard, felt so bad. So ummm yeah read the title lesson learned.