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My left thumbnail... died.

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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
it's true. i crushed it on a c-box a couple weeks ago. it never truely recovered. its a really sad story. may ye rest in peace sweet thumbnail.

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Mar 31 2005 2:34PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
RIP thumbie

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Mar 31 2005 2:35PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
my right one's about to die



Jeremy

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Mar 31 2005 2:55PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i just unplugged the feeding tubes from my thumb.

Mar 31 2005 3:16PM
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*jay*
Posts: 462 - Karma: 10
that happened to my right toe nail!


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Mar 31 2005 4:36PM
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JazzyJ
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i got surgery on my right toenail for an ingrwon toenail they cut all the way down to the beginnning of the nail to get it without any anesthetics i was crying

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Mar 31 2005 4:39PM
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gambino500014
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my toenails did that last summer, i had to get both big toe nails taken off becuase they were all demented and my toe was fucked, they grew back tho.......

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Mar 31 2005 4:46PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
ok i lied. it just got injured and is recovering. that's for the support though. i love you guys.

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Mar 31 2005 4:50PM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
We were at the beach at this lake and we decided to do some night swimming. Unfortunately, some left a giant rock in the water just below the surface. I ran right into it at full speed and it ripped my big toe nail clean off, minus a near-microscopic piece of flesh which kept it dangling off the side of my toe. It hurt like a mother...

That's my nail story.

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Mar 31 2005 4:53PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
You always have the nastiest things happen to you ie: this thumbnail thing and the itchy bumhole! hahaha


'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
Mar 31 2005 4:57PM
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JackBach
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Hahahahahahaha. Jess let the hemoroid cat out of the bag.

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Mar 31 2005 5:02PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
^ Yeah he made a thread about his itchy bumhole and everyone thought he had intestinal worms and such! It was certainly comedy at it's best. Search it dude, so funny!


'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
Mar 31 2005 5:04PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
is that the thumb you used to finger your itchy asshole with

Mar 31 2005 5:05PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
(My comment was actually meant for Jack... I don't want anyone associating me with the dude that want's to finger anathema's rump!)


'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
Mar 31 2005 5:07PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i lost both my big toe nails to skiing this season. i dont understand how it happened, they were cut short and everything. Anyways, all i can tell you kids is that toenails are overrated. I almost dont want mine anymore.

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Mar 31 2005 5:30PM
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JackBach
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Apple, you're boots may be too tight. Also, you may curl your toes inside your boots. I used to do this and it would rub the top of my toe raw and it would break open. I think I developed a callous...fuck I'm not looking that word up.

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Mar 31 2005 5:39PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
noo my boots are a perfect fit, but i did catch myself curling my toes sometimes, i guess that could have done it.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
Mar 31 2005 5:42PM
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Paszko
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
my fignernail turned died when i was like 8....i was on my stomach on a skateboard going down a hill and my hand went under one of the wheels....yeaaa

Mar 31 2005 6:09PM
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ItsPhil
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finger nail clippings are so underrated

Apr 1 2005 1:57AM
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[~_~]
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When I was like 9 I slammed my thumb in a glass sliding door. It snapped my right thumbnail right off and was bleedong like a dirty jew all over the place and I had to go get some shit sewed onto it or something.








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Apr 1 2005 2:00AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
when the fuck did d-loc come back?

Apr 1 2005 9:40AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
when i was 8 i was diggin in the beach and my dad was trying to help me make a sand castle so he flipped a bucked upside down and started pounding on it to get the sand to come loose. but my fingers were underneigh it and all my nails broke and ripped off. it was nasty

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Apr 1 2005 10:06AM
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ski_rossi05
Posts: 386 - Karma: 10
thumb nails r yummy

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Apr 1 2005 11:46AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
haha miss my misty :) ... like i said before i am not on NS unless im working... so put 2 and 2 together to get im working again and back in action

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Apr 1 2005 11:51AM
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