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The Llama

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Anathema
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i just realized that the llama is one really ugly creature





...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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Mar 29 2005 4:52PM
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llama
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The llama is not ugly you fucker. ;-)

I got a tail slide for your rail
Mar 29 2005 4:57PM
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Norred
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i'd do her



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There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

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Mar 29 2005 4:57PM
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KingShit
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Thats a sexy bitch right there.



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Mar 29 2005 4:59PM
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ItsPhil
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i would choke that bitch out if it looked at me the wrong way

Mar 29 2005 4:59PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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hahaha thread made my day.

I like to play Guitar!
Mar 29 2005 5:32PM
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freestyler540
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hahaha

Responsability,what's that?
Mar 29 2005 5:33PM
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EastcoastAR5
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truth



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Mar 29 2005 5:36PM
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manus
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

life is too short to have any regrets
Mar 29 2005 5:42PM
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plorr
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hot llama

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Mar 29 2005 5:44PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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wow manus. that was the stupidest video i have ever seen yet it was funny? thank you.

I like to play Guitar!
Mar 29 2005 5:45PM
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TahoeSkiPunk720
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SOOOO HOTTT, WANT TO TOUCH THE HINY OOOHHHHHH

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Mar 29 2005 5:45PM
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Anathema
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what a great song. hahaha.

'llama llama taste of llama, llama llama duck...
half a llama, twice the llama not a llama farmer llama'

hahaha

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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Mar 29 2005 5:59PM
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Lé.Skiing
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teh llama is a sexy beast

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Mar 29 2005 7:04PM
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Skipig25
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That is the coolest movie/song EVER

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Mar 29 2005 7:07PM
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skiierman
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Llamas are soo hott, they have everything a guy wants. Llamas can move their jaws in ways girls can only imagine, a lot of coushin for the pushin' and not to mention their dulled down teeth for orgasmic oral pleasure. But the hottest thing about them is when they spit up on your balls after taking a full on shot into the throat.


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If you c
Mar 29 2005 7:15PM
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Apple
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That song is soo awesome!! i love it.

Like a virgin on promnight!

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Mar 29 2005 7:32PM
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manus
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duck

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Mar 30 2005 1:58AM
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norcowolverinerider
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haha

Save A Mouse, Eat A Pussy
Mar 30 2005 8:50AM
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Edorf
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hahaha that song made my day!!!

duck


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Mar 30 2005 8:53AM
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Anathema
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it's sooooo random. hahaha. that llama picture i posted is now my desktop background, and every time i close a window, it kinda catches me by surprise because i keep forgetting i put it there and a cant stop laughing when i see that dumbfounded look and crooked jaw and shit. hahahaha.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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Mar 30 2005 8:55AM
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nsnski240
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^that's awsome, there's this girl in my school who is obssessed w/ them... her assignment book has all these pics and says "who loves llamas? Reb loves llamas" (she is reb, rebbeca)


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Mar 30 2005 8:59AM
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LPT_311
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Llamas are cool i guess, but walrusses are where its at

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Mar 30 2005 9:05AM
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Ghst
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Heres a llama.
Theres a llama and another little llama.
Fuzzy llama.
Funny llama.
Llama llama duck.
Llama llama.
Cheesecake llama.
Tablet brick potato llama.
Llama llama mushroom llama.
Llama llama duck.
I was once a treehouse. I lived in a cake.
But i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake.
I was only three years dead, but it told a tale.
And now listen child, to the safty rail.
Did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama?
Llama's llama.
Taste of llama.
Llama llama duck.
Half a llama.
Twice the llama.
Not a llama.
Farmer llama.
Llama in a car.
Alarm a llama.
Llama duck.
Is it how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob. ankle. cold.
Now my song is getting thin.
I've run out of luck.
Time for me to retire now.
And become a duck

yea....

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who the hell takes pictures of themselves with a camera phone?? those are made to sneak pics of girls tits and underwear-lateralis
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Mar 30 2005 9:24AM
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LPT_311
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sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

311 is the Fuckin Shit Mutha Fucka
Mar 30 2005 12:48PM
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Anathema
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ahhhhhahahahaha. the orange slayed the rake... hahahahah.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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Mar 30 2005 1:44PM
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Anathema
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hahahaha. doorknob ankle cold. thats good shit. ahhahaha.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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Mar 30 2005 1:45PM
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mattster
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buffalo chicken on pizza ? no way !!

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Mar 30 2005 10:49PM
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Sknsnw9
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whats that llama is sayin is...if you ever fuck with me then this is what you will get!!! so yo yo ya better watch out for this llama, he could be at ur front door waiting for you


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Mar 31 2005 1:42AM
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ItsPhil
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ha
funny little ditty about the llama

Mar 31 2005 3:13AM
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Ghost
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Hah, that really reminds me of a picture I took in Peru a while back.

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Mar 31 2005 3:58AM
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J@nne
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lama is hot

Mar 31 2005 4:00AM
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mk2
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my ribs pain

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Mar 31 2005 6:42AM
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Edorf
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love the stupidity in that lamas face, nice pic
ghostdragon

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Mar 31 2005 7:59AM
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mommy
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i faintly recall tanning naked in a vast, grassy feild to find a llama rubbing its huge sweaty nuts on my chest. i didnt stop it, no sir, i started to jack it off. things got passionate, and i stoaked that laama's thick, veiny shaft as we tickled each others tounges with our tounges.

Mar 31 2005 1:28PM
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Edorf
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u dumb fucker, you should make the lama penetrate you, much more satisfying...



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Oh i will take pleasure in guttering you boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

'go right to fucken hell you dirty fucken anal carrot' laterails answer to punk_riders comment about masterbation.. Golden..
Mar 31 2005 1:53PM
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*ThaMovment*
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eemmm, frode????? Nå er jeg ikke helt sikker på hva jeg skal tro om deg ass...

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Mar 31 2005 2:10PM
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skiierman
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^ I'm sorry I don't know what all that Spanish jibberish means but I think it has something to do with getting it stuck in the ass by a llama.


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*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Mar 31 2005 3:19PM
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d-loc
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llama's give GREAT head

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Mar 31 2005 3:35PM
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cobalt
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The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama.*

-- Ogden Nash

Mar 31 2005 3:44PM
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skichica128
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when i was little i got chased by a llama. it was pretty scary.

Mar 31 2005 3:47PM
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d-loc
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my pop's got sneezed on by a camel a few years back... man those things pack a powerful charge when sneezing

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Mar 31 2005 3:53PM
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El.Capitan
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"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"


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Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
Mar 31 2005 6:01PM
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Lé.Skiing
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yesss... Napleon Dynamite comes into play.

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Apr 2 2005 7:53PM
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reezyfbaby
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my ex girlfriends sister went to peru and took a picture of two llamas screwing. its pretty funny


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Apr 3 2005 3:56PM
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SnowKristaL
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Llamas spit when they get pissed. That's reason enough for me to love them.


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Apr 3 2005 4:00PM
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p-a
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i wish i had a llama

High north session 3
Apr 3 2005 4:15PM
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Antoine.
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who gives a shit


Jul 8 2005 12:07PM
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garrett.
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wat a sexy beast





ski alyeska the home land
Jul 8 2005 1:00PM
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*rkp*
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the llama is a beautiful creature. stop the hate please.

Jul 8 2005 1:32PM
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