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General_Shredgnar
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I have noticed that most people don't know what freestyle skiing is. I know this is a duh, but it sorta hurts me everytime I hear it. When I'm talking about it, this is how the conversation usually goes.

me: "ya I freestyle ski."
person: "You mean like snowboard?"
me: "um no i do it on skis."
person:"You mean like those short ones?"

At that point I feel the pain. I then explain about the more detailed aspects, but my dignity is panned a little when i hear people are more familiar with skiboarding than freestyle skiing.




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Mar 29 2005 4:17PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
i just got that from a milf at easter dinner the other night. brutal.


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Mar 29 2005 4:20PM
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ItsPhil
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^milfs who ski are the ultimate turn on

Mar 29 2005 4:29PM
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jtski
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you just said extreme

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Mar 29 2005 4:30PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
moms actually piss the hell outta me. They usualy get in the way. They also always take pictures of there three year olds skiing the flat of the jumps.


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Mar 29 2005 4:33PM
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skibuilder
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who in the hell calls it freestyle skiing?

Mar 29 2005 4:41PM
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line_haze
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the canadian's eh


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Mar 29 2005 4:44PM
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Crock360
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atleast 5 times this season, i've gotten this while riding the lift or gondola:

"But you have skis...don't they only allow snowboarders in the terrain park?"

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Mar 29 2005 5:04PM
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switchboy
Posts: 25 - Karma: 10
just say you ski, don't say freestyle or extreme or any of that, just say you ski, and if they don't know what's going on, then fuck em, they're not worth the explaination


Mar 29 2005 5:06PM
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switchboy
Posts: 25 - Karma: 10
just say you ski, don't say freestyle or extreme or any of that, just say you ski, and if they don't know what's going on, then fuck em, they're not worth the explaination
we shouldn't have to explain what we do


Mar 29 2005 5:06PM
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hans_aschim
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i bet the extreme chain is made out of mountain dew and tacos from taco bell. and dave mirra wears it for a belt and it sounds like new found glory. fuck you, fuck the 'extreme chain', and fuck what the general public thinks about skiing





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Mar 29 2005 5:06PM
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JazzyJ
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i just say ski but ive heard other people saying there was a difference between "freestyle skiing" and "freeskiing".

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Mar 29 2005 5:12PM
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skiman540
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tons of people dont understand why my skis dont fit in one section of the gondola ski holder thing. They have no idea that people ski backwards sometimes. it's a miracle!!!!




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Mar 29 2005 5:14PM
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MdanteL
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who doesnt call it freestyle skiing?

Mar 29 2005 5:16PM
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skitolive123456789
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its catching on... skiboards are officaly gay so people dont realy mention them any more

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Mar 29 2005 5:19PM
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watervillejibber
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i feel you on that

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Mar 29 2005 5:54PM
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4skizzle
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^^^ Lanks, what MILF are you having easter dinner with?

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Mar 29 2005 6:02PM
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TwinTipRider
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mm happens a;; the time dude i just gave up dont really care if people know about what i do

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Mar 29 2005 6:25PM
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timmi
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its the same with alot of the not huge sports. untill these sports are on comercails, and there pictures are on boxes of lunchables, the general public is going to stay uninformed and uncaring.

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Mar 29 2005 6:47PM
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scientist
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i like skiing just the way it is, cool

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Mar 29 2005 7:02PM
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jerad
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on my way home from park city a guy said "oh i see your hoody says park city - do you snowboard?" i promptly replied with a "no, i ski" and he replied "thats a shame, i saw all of those cool snowboarder rails and jumps, they look like a lot of fun"

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Mar 29 2005 7:09PM
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monkeysteez
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ur hurting my ears its freeskiing not freestyle freestyle=moguls


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Mar 29 2005 7:56PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
Jesus crist yes, this happens to me every time I ride the gondola, I fear for my skis cause on windy days there movin around in the snowboard cart and im like HEY YO, so you have to directly and specifically tell the people loading the skis to put them where they fit.


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Mar 29 2005 9:08PM
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BillyGoteMan
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yeah man who cares, just ride, but n e way freestyle skiing is moguls and shit, freeskiing is jumps and jibs

Mar 29 2005 9:10PM
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hucker22
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haha i got that at easter dinner to. i was talkin about goin out west and my aunt asked if i was into snowboarding, i said no i ski. and she said something about those short skis are cool, and my dad was like ya the shorter the faster, or something stupid

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Mar 29 2005 10:47PM
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WONTON
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whenever i say freestyle ski...people instantly assume its short skis and no poles. So then i pull out the freeze mags!

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Mar 29 2005 10:55PM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
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the same thing happend to me the other day. my mom was showing proberty. and there was all these pipes laying around on the property and i started to talk about how sick they would be to slide. so the client says oh you must snowboard. it makes me so mad.

Mar 29 2005 10:56PM
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hucksplat
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why does it matter, you should just be all 'you don't know about freeskiing? sorry, you're not cool enough to chill with me, you best start sucking some dick or get out'

Mar 29 2005 11:31PM
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nsnski240
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i don't like it either, but what the hell else do you call it?


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Mar 29 2005 11:36PM
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nsnski240
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i'm sure that would really help the spread of the sport


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Mar 29 2005 11:39PM
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jc_dunn
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Yea... well think about how i feel when i tell people i freeride unicycle.

I always say freeski. That sucks though... people thinking you snowblade when you freestyle ski... man i'd be so embarressed. Thats such a disgrace, if i heard people say shit like that i'd be like "You better buy some kneepads cuz an ignorant little bitch like you is gonna be suckin a tonne of cock." I mean mistaking snowblading for freeskiing.... fuckin gapers.

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Mar 29 2005 11:39PM
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SteezePatrol
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you mean like the massive unicycles?

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Mar 29 2005 11:43PM
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mommy
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hahahahahaha

Mar 30 2005 9:36AM
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fredsters_s
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^you tit freeskiing refers to everything except racing and batty carving aka extreme shit, moguls, freestyle (park, pipe) and probably skarachuting! freestyle skiing is a subsection of freeskiing.




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Mar 30 2005 9:52AM
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lucyford
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i've had people yell at me for taking up two slots on the gondola rack for my skis. it upsets me





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Mar 30 2005 11:19AM
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monkeysteez
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^^Fredster ur fucking retarded, look in the upper left of ur browser (at the top of the page, that means scroll up asshole) and open ur fucking eyes for the first time.


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Mar 31 2005 6:43PM
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RoCkTwiNTiPs1919
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i thinks its actually kinda cool that alot of ppl have no idea about freeskiing. When people do shit like get mad at you for takin up 2 spots on the gondola rack, you know your doin somethin that not tht many other people are doin. Its like listening to a band before they sell out. I honestly hope freeskiing stays the way it is, with no1 knowing about it and all. Only a select few do it an its cool.

Mar 31 2005 7:16PM
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monkeysteez
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^Yeah dude that is totally they way i feel, i could not have put it any better. Its that feeling that people watch you and say wtf since when can a skier do that. You sit there and ppl look at you all funny like ur an alien or something. But i would have to say in the past year skiing has become way more mainstream, kids at my schol say "armada they make skis right" (after looking at my shirt or something) i was pleasantly suprised the first time that happened but now most kids at my school and i think elsewhere have seen or know something about the world of newschool. oh well now ppl will start getting only core companies to differentiat themselves from the mainstream.


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Mar 31 2005 7:22PM
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skiierman
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I've also gotten that a few times this year especially when you slide a rail. It goes something like, "Hey how's the snow out there?"

"Oh it's good but that kink on the last rail is kind of sticky."

(He looks down to see two long planks binded to your feet)
"You slide rails on skis???"

(In total sarcasm)
"What are you talking about? Everyone knows that you can't do rails on skis."


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Mar 31 2005 7:29PM
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neonpink
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freestyle=moguls
freeskiing=park

Mar 31 2005 7:29PM
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monkeysteez
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^werd^^that is pretty funny, i just cut in front of gapers goin about 40 and my fujees throw up some wake so it pisses them off, i get a kick out of it.


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Mar 31 2005 7:31PM
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RoCkTwiNTiPs1919
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Freeskiin is gettin a bit more mainstream than it was like 2 or 3 yrs ago. Perfect example: I had some kid that my frend (skier) tell me that Tanner hall had an interview in sports illustrated for kids a while ago. I guess the real question is to keep freeskin low key an only have the minority of people doing it, or bring the attention of the world to freeskiin. Pesonally id like to keep it to the select few but alot of ppl want to "let the world know" about our favorite little sport

Mar 31 2005 7:38PM
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dandoy
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I think the situation is good as it is now. I like how the sport is kind of "underground" and "rebellious".
Inlines/rollerskates, I have to say, are slightly gayer than freeskiing :p

But all that is my opinion, of course there are two sides to everything. If freeskiing was more commersialised, more money would be in the sport. More comps, richer skiers, more parks, more twin tips etc... There are good and bad sides.

Mar 31 2005 7:45PM
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RoCkTwiNTiPs1919
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^ UNDERGORUND!! that the word i was lookin for! shit yo i was writin my thread an i was like... fuck i know theres a word for this. and underground is that word

Mar 31 2005 7:48PM
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