Here is my convo with a girl about the "flying squirrel."
SwtCatastrophe: i want one
goalsccer: 1. flying squirrel
Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.
"Dude, Candace passed out so I gave her a flyng squirrel. She woke up totally choking on my sac!"
SwtCatastrophe: oh my god
SwtCatastrophe: im crying
goalsccer: and i guess that is a flying squirrel for ya
SwtCatastrophe: and if you EVER, EVER do that to me
SwtCatastrophe: expect your balls to be ripped off
goalsccer: hahaha that would be sooo funny though
goalsccer: can you imagine your face when you would wake up, "garggle, ahh wtf!
SwtCatastrophe: if i saw it happen to someone else
goalsccer: lol youd enjoy it
goalsccer: early morning snack
goalsccer: haha, jes jes!
goalsccer: next time we sleep over her house (if ever again)
SwtCatastrophe: oh my god no
goalsccer: lol i should, youd be a witness
SwtCatastrophe: shed seriously
SwtCatastrophe: get a knife
SwtCatastrophe: and youd be minus 2 balls
goalsccer: lol yeah prolly, or she wouldnt be able to get up because the massive weight of my penis would weigh her down on the ground
goalsccer: like that trick with your finger, except add a pound and 5 more inches
SwtCatastrophe: oh my fucking goooooooooood
goalsccer: she wouldnt stand a chance
Yeahhh I know I have a way with the ladies...
----2ond in Command of DANSA-----
*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
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