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Snowboarders are out of control asshole ravagers...

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alpineplease
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So im at my local mtn this weekend, alpine meadows, and at the end of the run, there is an up box, which you can choose to either go all the way up and off, or go up, reach a point like 9/10 of the way up, then go back down. So eveyone waits their turn, then drops and hits it all the way or up and back (a la candide in X) So the guys in front of me go up and back, and im doing the same.
So I go up in a nosepress, and right when i stop and im about to go back down, like 3/4 of the way up, i hear this sliding noise. ITS TWO FUCKING BOARDERS GOING STRAIGHT ON THE BOX, NOT BOARDSLIDE, BUT 50-50, AT ME GOING LIKE 30. SO WE GET IN THIS BIG ASS CRASH AND THEY GET UP AND LOOK AT ME LIKE I DID SOMETHING WRONG. Fuck snowboarders, learn some park respect. So i told them that with a nice fuck you at the end. fucking faggots.

Keep it fresh
Check the steeze
Keep the flex
I got a fresh wax.
Can't it help me get some fresh tracks?
Slide flat down flat, we can sesh that
Niggas say who's that fly skier guy
in the mesh hat?
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Mar 27 2005 11:54PM
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vtsteez
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that SUCKS i know exactly what you mean theyre so annoying

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Mar 28 2005 12:09AM
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JackBach
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Hahahaha. Fuck those guys. However, I'd direct your disgust at their general lack of observation rather than the fact that their snowboarders. I don't think that had anything to do with them not paying attention. Or did it? hehe

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Mar 28 2005 12:12AM
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GotamaBCshredder
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yeah snow boarders are cooler then you, shut up

impossible is really just a lack of determination
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get her a dozen donuts
she'll like that-NOTEEFA

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Mar 28 2005 12:15AM
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eheath
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haha i like ur story "they caming in 50-50 NOT BOARDSLIDE at like 30"

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Mar 28 2005 12:16AM
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vtsteez
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shut up.
what is a snowboarder doing on a freestyle SKIING website??

VT
Mar 28 2005 12:19AM
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GotamaBCshredder
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^^I could outski your ass any day. I ride with snowboarders.

impossible is really just a lack of determination
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Flowers are for fucking pussies
get her a dozen donuts
she'll like that-NOTEEFA

You can slide I'd Rather Fly
Mar 28 2005 12:27AM
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vtsteez
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oh really?
have you ever seen me ski??
do you KNOW that you can outski me. no. you dont. for all you know i might be thall in disguise. so..
shut up.

VT
Mar 28 2005 12:39AM
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alpineplease
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I bet you have great progression riding with snowboarders. Can you even grind

Keep it fresh
Check the steeze
Keep the flex
I got a fresh wax.
Can't it help me get some fresh tracks?
Slide flat down flat, we can sesh that
Niggas say who's that fly skier guy
in the mesh hat?
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Mar 28 2005 12:41AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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it has nothing to do with them being snowboarders, and everything to do with them being idiots. they come in all types. no one can deny the ski idiots who like to take their kids on special ski tours of the park.... you know, skiing and stopping on the decks of jumps under the lips and stuff like that... or doing some nice wedge turns 1/4 of the way up the pipe walls... so that a really nice kink can appear... theres just as many stupid skiers as there are snowboarders...

this is not to say that the morons who 50/50 ed into you arent idiots. im certain that they were.

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Mar 28 2005 12:59AM
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GotamaBCshredder
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vt man we are in the digital age, post some pics and show us how good you are, and alpine, these snowboarders could make you look slike your one of those little kiddies getting pulled around on a leash. and yeah I can grind, but grinding is gay, I can hold my own and what does that have to do with boarders? They do sick grinds that are way bigger and more progressive then skiiers anyway.

impossible is really just a lack of determination
BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

Flowers are for fucking pussies
get her a dozen donuts
she'll like that-NOTEEFA

You can slide I'd Rather Fly
Mar 28 2005 1:02AM
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*BeAsT*
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https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/LoadPicture.php4?Session=790986860&pic_id=42112&cat_id=10&sortmethod=

There is GotamaBC
Here is VTsteez


https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/LoadPicture.php4?pic_id=41582


And the winner is GotamaBC !!!!

Mar 28 2005 1:04AM
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*BeAsT*
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Man he is from Montana and you are from Vermont that alone makes him a better skiier than you!

Mar 28 2005 1:10AM
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Salomonman
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dont stereotype, those guys were just idiots, had nothing to do with them being snowboarders, im sure there are plenty of jackass skiers

Mar 28 2005 1:14AM
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vtsteez
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are you SERIOUS? my picture was taken THREE years ago, when i was 12... when i had k2 merlins.. i was a friggin racer.. i didnt even have twin tips.. youre an idiot if you think that proves anything.

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Mar 28 2005 1:15AM
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J.D.
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^Uh... can you do triple backs?

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Mar 28 2005 1:18AM
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J.D.
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^Uh... can you do laid-out double backs? Cause that's the only way you're going to match that guy's flannelized Sage-steeze.

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Mar 28 2005 1:18AM
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J.D.
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Muahahaha, and the spam buster 5000 FAILS!

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Mar 28 2005 1:19AM
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GotamaBCshredder
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what does flannalized sage-steeze mean?

impossible is really just a lack of determination
BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

Flowers are for fucking pussies
get her a dozen donuts
she'll like that-NOTEEFA

You can slide I'd Rather Fly
Mar 28 2005 1:21AM
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*BeAsT*
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Ok then VT boy if that was three years ago put some CURRENT pics up.

Mar 28 2005 1:22AM
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vtsteez
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^well i would but im at boarding school in MA...
but maybe ill be able to.. we'll see..

VT
Mar 28 2005 1:27AM
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J.D.
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GotBC: It means your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything and generally be laid back about it and have a good time". Such people often wear flannel in my mind.

That is what I get out of the pictures in your profile. I could of course be wrong. It's a compliment, coming from me.

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Mar 28 2005 1:29AM
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*BeAsT*
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I 100% agree with you J.D._May and i ski with GotamaBC most of the time.

Mar 28 2005 1:31AM
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GotamaBCshredder
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dude thats definitely awesome, thanks man, I never thought of it that way, THE ANTI PARK, and I thought it had something to do with Cattibriga but thanks man

impossible is really just a lack of determination
BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

Flowers are for fucking pussies
get her a dozen donuts
she'll like that-NOTEEFA

You can slide I'd Rather Fly
Mar 28 2005 1:31AM
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kinosoo
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there so unpredictable and hard to pass. that and they will cut you off in the park and not wait there turn

Mar 28 2005 11:04AM
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skier_jules
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the worst is when they just ride onto a rail and totally destroy the lip. and they don't even boardslide. just 50 it.

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Mar 28 2005 11:07AM
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freeskier5892
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i got hit by two snowboarders on saturday. One just hit me and then the other creamed me

Mar 28 2005 2:48PM
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eastAR5
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aplineplease you sound just like a 50 year old gaper complaining about snowboarders


we're just as out of control ive nailed whole familys bombing switch

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Mar 28 2005 2:52PM
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lineskier07
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why cant we be friends

Mar 28 2005 3:09PM
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aspbling
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Its amazing that because of 2 idiots you think that all snowboarders suck. Lets not forget that there are just as many skiers that screw people over.

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Mar 28 2005 4:14PM
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jc_dunn
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Why is this site being swarmed by pussy snowboarder lovers? I ski with boarders as well but i don't go "snowboarders have way more style than skiers" or "skiing looks gay compared to snowboarding", etc. Why don't you go be a snowboarder if your such a following bitch? SKiing looks way cooler than snowboarding and the only reason snowboarding looks cooler sometimes is because all their stuff is so goddamn easy that they can do everything with a tonne of style. Wankers.

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Mar 28 2005 4:23PM
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ski_rossi05
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let me say this that most boarders,not all, but most boarders dont know how to wait their turns thats the main reason for fights at my mountain boarders not waiting and skiers fighting back....boarders think that they can walk all over us not true!



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Mar 28 2005 4:28PM
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bermbuster49
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haha yeah i liked how the one day i went down to this stall thing and 180ed on and as i was 180ing off some snowboarder just randomly rides up next to me, my ski went like into his side hahaha, thats his fault for not knowing skiers can accually do stuff.

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Mar 28 2005 4:37PM
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jc_dunn
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oops... not goddamn easy just really easy compared to skiing. Snowboarders are cool and all but seriously they get way more credit than they deserve. And who cares if Gotambc or whatever is a kickass skier? If hes a faggot snowboard worshipper he can go to hell. Props your skiing ability though.

Snowboarders are not "out of control asshole ravagers" but lots of them are fags. Don't stereotype but DON'T WORSHIP THEM.

Ok i'm done venting.

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Mar 28 2005 4:40PM
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o2bjedi
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yea where i ski, there is a flat-down box with the in-jump right up to the box. boarders will come at it about 1mph slide the flat 50/50. then just enough speed to clear the kink, totally destroying the lip.



Mar 28 2005 6:30PM
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Anathema
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the really good snowboarders are dope, because they're respectful and they have a good time and appreciate good skiers, but the poser boarders are real dicks.

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Mar 28 2005 6:31PM
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jc_dunn
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^^ i never thought i would say this, but here goes:

Word.

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Mar 28 2005 8:09PM
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alpineplease
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Ok gotama, I bet ur a good skiier. I am too, we shred BC here in the pow all day. But there also is a park. And maybe ur boarders are good, but ours are gay. Fuck this post i dont know what to say, but shit gotama, you arnt god, just a skier.

Keep it fresh
Check the steeze
Keep the flex
I got a fresh wax.
Can't it help me get some fresh tracks?
Slide flat down flat, we can sesh that
Niggas say who's that fly skier guy
in the mesh hat?
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Mar 28 2005 8:16PM
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ryan.c
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yeah the good boarders r respectful but the wanna b snowboarders r really gay, ya gotama deff wins the argument

Mar 28 2005 8:27PM
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skiierman
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Hahahhaha, that was one of the greatest stories I've read on here.


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Mar 28 2005 8:29PM
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davis10
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lets not get too prejudical here I know some snowboarders who are legit, the annoying ones are what I like to call crow-sauce. Crow cuz they just sit in the park on their ass and watch people hit shit. (I like to hockey stop an spray snow all over them then go hit the table their staring at). And sauce because they dress, talk, and think that they are good but THEY SUCK!!! FUCK CROW-SAUCE.

Mar 28 2005 8:57PM
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oOOo
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I have hit that box, pretty fun. Its kind of annoying people waiting by the landing of that last jump to drop in to the box though. Its pretty big and sucks when people kind of cross over the landing to hit the box. Maybe the snowboarders had hit that bottom kicker, then you had cut in as they were landing so actually you messed up their run. Dunno just a thought. I love that last jump!

Mar 28 2005 9:10PM
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alpineplease
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Yea, i mean a skiier could have done that shit too. Maybe the title of this thread it too angry, cause when u read the thing, i should have changed it to gapers.

Keep it fresh
Check the steeze
Keep the flex
I got a fresh wax.
Can't it help me get some fresh tracks?
Slide flat down flat, we can sesh that
Niggas say who's that fly skier guy
in the mesh hat?
-Ski-Unit
Mar 28 2005 9:12PM
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AngryFromBend
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BOARDERS BLOW. GET OUT OF OUR SITE

Mar 28 2005 9:18PM
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Anathema
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^ i think the comment that goes with your post count is very accurate.

read what i said... same goes for skiers.

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Mar 28 2005 9:40PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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lol I don't think I'm God, I just told him that I could outski his ass so don't diss on me other people put the other stuff up, I don't worship snowboarders, I just choose to ride with them, and I would do the same thinbg if they dissed skiiers, its just so juvinille its gay, whats on their feet has nothing to do with whats in their head. and I just mean they are cooler then Alpine cuz he was being a dicksmack.


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Mar 28 2005 11:49PM
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pommery
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basically, there are really annoying people and some of them ski and a lot of them snowboard. there are total asshole snowboarders and skiers... once this skier like whipped past me in the trees and almost killed me and skied off with out saying anything.. but he was a racer.. anyway my point is that dumb people come in all sorts of packaging.

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Mar 28 2005 11:54PM
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alpineplease
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Ahhhh, all resolved

Keep it fresh
Check the steeze
Keep the flex
I got a fresh wax.
Can't it help me get some fresh tracks?
Slide flat down flat, we can sesh that
Niggas say who's that fly skier guy
in the mesh hat?
-Ski-Unit
Mar 28 2005 11:56PM
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skiierman
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^ Where'd ya bury the body?


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*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
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Mar 29 2005 12:01AM
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alpineplease
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You dont have to bury the body if i burned the fuckign christ out of it.

Keep it fresh
Check the steeze
Keep the flex
I got a fresh wax.
Can't it help me get some fresh tracks?
Slide flat down flat, we can sesh that
Niggas say who's that fly skier guy
in the mesh hat?
-Ski-Unit
Mar 29 2005 12:21AM
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fourdskate
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don't hate on snowboarders just because there were 2 stupid ones, they just don't know park respect.

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Mar 29 2005 1:19AM
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