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New rule in skiing
Similar to running the bases in baseball, when you're hitting up a line in the park and a gaper gets in your way youre allowed to deck them
good idea, but ull prolly get ur pass pulled
Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
hehehe giggle giggle giggle
most of the time its kids that do that
And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
funny, In dutch the word 'deck' is used when two horses have sex. To be completely correct, the female horse is 'decked' by a stud.... weird
Whatever, I vote in favor of the new rule!
What is loss mit du kinder? ~Aaron asking in HIS german what's wrong with a single Austrian kid
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same in german...
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they should have park attendants in all mountains, and if you ride around shit and waste a drop, they get there passs pulled, i mean all i can do is 3's and prolly a switch 1, but i hit every rail, well i try and fall
Willard Mountain New York
february 4th 2005
Yeah, we do that all the time.
This one time this kid snaked my friend, but he went over the jump anyway and when he landed he just shoved the kid over and kept on going. You gotta do something to keep the people that don't belong out of the park.
I might be an adult, but I'm a minor at heart.
the best way to keep shitty ppl out is put a giant 85 foot table with a stepdown of 10 ft. at the top. that way when the gapers go to hit it the fall ten ft. and break their legs.Join the Handrails Cult today!
the way i deal with the little pieces of shit that cut me off is make them feel like shit by swearing at them, so their parents who are watching them, also having no clue what is goin on, are mad at what is being said to their innocent child, and dont let them into the park anymore
haha i hate those suckers in the park..
or they just go like theyre gonna hit the jump and then go off the edge
i HATE it when they go like theyre gonna hit a rail and go off the side they fuck up the lip..
^ yeah but half of the will just ski up it then walk on it and mess up the lip.
im making this a petition...
Cody Searles, VT
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^You are a fucking retard. You think any of the gapers that do that shit are on this website?
well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450
dude i would put a serious bet that more than half the people on this site do that shit. a lot of people just come here so theyre included in something
Willard Mountain New York
february 4th 2005
hahaha i remember when i was really young like 4 doing that, but i know what u all mean, the kids and the families going up and then jumping off. I have gotten into many arguemnets yellin at dads for lettin the kids do that shit.
Virginia riding since a long ass time ago. Got the real east coast crud out here.
yes thats the best idea ever
sk sk sk sk sk ski unit
i almost got in a fight cuz some hugeass biotch with a hot gf and TM's cut me off for a ~rainbow box~ which he totaly went stright on, haha, i woulda died
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass
good i have followed this rule atleast 100 times this year.
Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones
HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 AND 3
finally someones catching on
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Shit that's how I get hurt, when people follow that damn rule. Please leave me and my snowplowing friends alone!
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your park needs to make PARK PASSES!!!!
I'm on the inside, don't worry about it.
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i love the full grown men walking up the lip the trying to com down switch
its funnyRIDE RO$$I
'Jeezy Louisey That Was Steezy'
I hate people from Texas. They are not good people and they mess up the park. Plus they think they own the mountian. I guess I cant really complain because they are stupid and pay way to much for everything and then I am able to buy a Fat sack. So the truth is you have to put up with stupid people in the park so that you can afford beer and weed... Or not hahaha
518*crEw dont forget your roots
here we dont pull passes we cut them in half and then melt them into a steaming thick liquid and pour it on the assaliants crotch
-ski for life.
Ive been deckin them for years now... im trendy that way i guess...
When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
A step up gap into the park would keep the morons brusied and out
^Now THAT is an awesome idea.
AHAHA that is absolutely brilliant best idea ive heard in a month. if i ever own my own ski mountain im gonna do that
Its more fun to jump over gapers on the 'picture locations' and yell wu tang. I jumped over my cosuin and uncle. and at lunch they were like, this bastard came out of conrol, spinning off a jump and almost killed us. And i was like, hmmm, what a dick....
Keep it fresh
Check the steeze
Keep the flex
I got a fresh wax.
Can't it help me get some fresh tracks?
Slide flat down flat, we can sesh that
Niggas say who's that fly skier guy
in the mesh hat?
man who cares if they cut you off once speed up to em pass em and throw a cork 9 of the next jump
if it were easier it would be called snowboarding
i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
haha thats a good idea. and put spikes in the pit between the gap
You are retarded they have the right away you shit head.
i love to watch the people go over our step down tables to roll over them but the other side is straight down
How about a mandatory 20 foot diving board at the top? Since diving boards are super easy and fun it would be a good way to warm up, plus it would keep all the snowplowers out of the park. This would be perfect.
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Wait, wait, wait... so in order to get into the park you have to clear a step-up gap... I think you're on to something... BRILLIANT!
I ski to live
^mad good idea love it..
yea love the kids that hit it with half as much speed as u nee dto clear it and land a good 10, 15 feet before the landing and go tell there friends they hit the jump then they all line up and hit it and do the same and think there sick
stomp it and be like "bitch, suck me now" to the closest girl around -1080chubs
'Some ski for the fun of it.....I....I ski for the hell of it..'
keystones park is seriously the gaper breeding center. its so infested
thats is by far the thing that pisses me off too
'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'
park passes dont really keep the gapers out of the park. they have park passes at stratton and there are still buttloads of them cuz all u have to do to get the pass is watch a 5 minute video trying to teach them about park safety. what they should show in those videos is the little fuckers getting plowed over when theyre standing on the lip of a jump. either that or yank their park pass if they do it, while encouraging the plowing over of the little fuckers
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any studs out there, i feel like getting 'decked'
'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
tremblant has a decoy park in the north side with the superpipe and a meduim sized jump line, along with a few nice rails, right under the busiest chair, so thats where all the gapers go.
their real park has a 5 foot wide entrance in the south side, and you have to go through another mini park to get there. theres also an attendant who decides if you're fit to be there or not.
all in all, no gapers in tremblants expert park. its so dope.
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im so blak
'throw a brick at it'
my friends wanted to become "park security" It was a job they made up where they could stand at the top and only let certain people into the park like it was a club. It actually would b a good idea though cuz it would keep gapers out of the park.
You guys are ridiculous.
Who cares just have a little patience pay attention and have fun.
Everyone has the right to go through anything that is open to the public.
I carry around a whistle and when i see a little kid powerwedging through the park, i blow the whistle and yell experts only. I also work at the resort, so they usually see my jacket and leave. YESSSS. But try the whistle it works verry well. I also like to tell them about a beginner park that does not exist, but they will look for it realllllllly hard.
Sign up for this it is no joke, i just got one www.mp3players4free.com/default.aspx?r=14993
these retards decided to stand on the jump as soon as my brothers friend was going so he jumped over them somehow haha
When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
i bet u almost all of you are the gapers who get in the way
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