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Still undefeated ahahah

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Lateralis
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won our comp again yesterday and got 100bucks for first place and still undefeated in every single slopestyle comp we've had. the thing that sucked was it was everyone against everyone meaning boarders against skiers.



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Mar 20 2005 10:03PM
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FeL-X
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next year Im making the 2hrs drive to ontario for your comp so u better watch out! hahah


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Mar 20 2005 10:28PM
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jsg
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^^at a boy

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Mar 20 2005 10:41PM
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nsnski240
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some kids from NY came 5 hours to our jam and won... they were mad good


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Mar 20 2005 10:42PM
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mnjib
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what did you do lat?

Mar 20 2005 10:46PM
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ECfreeski3
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ya whatd you throw?
i would be curious to see video of lat skiing

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prolly like 120, me and bob white (linesnowblades) hit it once and the same time and went so big out blades fell off!!!!!!! We were like shit our blades just fell off, thats not supposed to happen!!!! What a day.
Mar 20 2005 10:56PM
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*cowboy*
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they didnt win fedyk.


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Mar 21 2005 12:02AM
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johanblaze
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FeL-X i fucking love your icon. i want to pound the hell out of the olsen twins.

Mar 21 2005 1:54AM
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Ghost
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That's sweet man. props.

It's not fair out here. I live right outside of Tahoe so any comps up here have rough competition. You get alot of pros and big name skiers competing against you. But it definitely makes you step things up.

Mar 21 2005 5:04AM
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J@nne
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respect man

Mar 21 2005 6:40AM
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Jokeri
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that's cool, keep it going

Mar 21 2005 7:43AM
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alev
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this is not the same lat



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Mar 21 2005 9:00AM
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Lateralis
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its fine if you guys dont think i can ski but youd be surprised to see me throw a switch 5 wouldnt you



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Mar 21 2005 9:25AM
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kendrick
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I'd be surprised if you don't look like ron jeremy

Mar 21 2005 2:27PM
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Lateralis
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i dont like ron jeremy. i aint fat and i aint got no mustache. i had a goatee but i shaved that bitch off and i fucken regret it



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 21 2005 2:37PM
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NBCskier
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lat is an enigma to this site.






SGB

Mar 21 2005 3:14PM
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Lateralis
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an enigma to the site?? wtf



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Mar 21 2005 3:32PM
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skifiend
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^Correction...not enigma....LEGEND!


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Mar 21 2005 3:32PM
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llama
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Fuck, nice Lat. I only got 3rd in our comp and it was the same ski/snowboard combination bullshit. Some snowboarder did a really sketchy 3 and 5.

Apparently they didn't judge on style, which I didn't know or I would done some gay ass hucked bullshit.



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Mar 21 2005 3:38PM
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Lateralis
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my first run consisted on hitting the rainbow rail then the 21 foot flat rail then i was gonna hit the box but some indian kid was standing on it. 2nd run i hit the big table and did a big 3 with a safety then hit then 21 foot rail again then slid the box unnaturally. and the 3rd and final run i bombed it for the table and did a huge 7 and i had done it so perfect but nooo my fucken ski had to pop off as soon as i landed but i still won



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Mar 21 2005 3:54PM
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*scotty
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haha how big is your park?!

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Mar 21 2005 3:57PM
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Lanemeyers
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I'm suprised you would shave off a cock target!

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Mar 21 2005 4:16PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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were you talking about the killly rail jam? if you were then that would be me and my bro

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Mar 21 2005 4:27PM
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Lateralis
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our park is tiny. all we had were the big table, rainbow, box and 21 foot rail



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Mar 21 2005 4:35PM
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schmies
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I love bragging.

Mar 21 2005 4:52PM
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Lateralis
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its the first time i bragg about anything and it was my birthday so im entitled to that



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Mar 21 2005 4:55PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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your 100% entitled to that lat...prolly cause your a special person

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chummer3:Dude I once took a shit, one loaf was so huge it popped out, when i flushed the thing broke in two. In a way it was kind of like the titanic. It was probably the most monu
Mar 21 2005 5:28PM
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ECfreeski3
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thats pretty cool, for some reason im not surprised youre actually a good skier.
but all i can imagine is ron jeremy maching into a table and doing a 7

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prolly like 120, me and bob white (linesnowblades) hit it once and the same time and went so big out blades fell off!!!!!!! We were like shit our blades just fell off, thats not supposed to happen!!!! What a day.
Mar 21 2005 5:37PM
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kendrick
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try entering a real comp. you will probably remain undefeated if you continue to do only pinner competitions. Step to the VT Open or US Open and see if you remain undefeated

Mar 21 2005 5:40PM
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SBP
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what comp was this and at what hill?

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Mar 21 2005 5:41PM
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Lateralis
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kendrick, why you gotta be a jackass. you think im an idiot or what?? i obviously know that if i entered some huge comp id get whooped. theres no doubt about that man i cant do no cab cork 10s. come on think realistically here



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Mar 21 2005 5:50PM
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skiierman
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^ That's sick man. I entered my first competition Saturday and got third. It was a rail jam format with a cookout and everything. The whole time I just had a smile on my face it was soo much fun.


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Mar 21 2005 7:29PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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MY firend got 3rd/35 in a slopestyle in parkcity and he never skis park I was so proud of the lil fella

We pay our debt sometimes.
Mar 21 2005 7:32PM
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ECfreeski3
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" try entering a real comp. you will probably remain undefeated if you continue to do only pinner competitions. Step to the VT Open or US Open and see if you remain undefeated"

...wow.

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prolly like 120, me and bob white (linesnowblades) hit it once and the same time and went so big out blades fell off!!!!!!! We were like shit our blades just fell off, thats not supposed to happen!!!! What a day.
Mar 21 2005 7:33PM
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kendrick
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it's just wierd how Lateralis wins some pin-pin competition and people are like
oh, lat.. you're the man.

But take someone like Wilson who can actually win a big event, and watch all the haters come out.

wierd.

Mar 21 2005 7:35PM
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*542*
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I have only been to one rail jam, and it was wack becuase me and my frieds were going switch on to the rail and stuff, and the guy who won went straight onto everything.



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Mar 21 2005 7:39PM
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ECfreeski3
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( i feel like such a kissass saying this, but...)
people are congrutalting him on winning a local comp, last time i checked its okay to be happy you won a competition, and it was okay to congratulate someone else on it. then you come in with a completely irrelevant comment on how he would get owned at the US Open...who's the hater here?

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prolly like 120, me and bob white (linesnowblades) hit it once and the same time and went so big out blades fell off!!!!!!! We were like shit our blades just fell off, thats not supposed to happen!!!! What a day.
Mar 21 2005 7:42PM
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kendrick
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that would be me. I've still got beef with lat from when I was a newb though. He was harsher than ron jeremy's STD test results

Mar 21 2005 7:44PM
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EastcoastAR5
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word up



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Mar 21 2005 7:45PM
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yellav
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1) your still a noob if your making comments like that towards lat
2) im pretty sure you were the one who was dissing cko which very much qualifys you as a dumbass or a noob or both
3) what newschool even have you ever even ENTERED never mind winning but your telling lat to go win the US open or VT open then he can talk


...wow just wow


lat is the man and congrats dude

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Mar 21 2005 7:53PM
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*542*
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why cant you guys give props to the porn star?



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Mar 21 2005 7:55PM
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fourdskate
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right on lat, i wish i could do switch 5s.

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Mar 21 2005 7:56PM
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Skipig25
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I can never win any comps at sugarloaf, because people are mad good, and corey vanular is always there

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Mar 21 2005 8:01PM
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plorr
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i wish our mountain wasnt too gay to even put up a real park, let alone have a comp.

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Mar 21 2005 8:02PM
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THEYCALLME
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dank

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Mar 21 2005 8:05PM
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vtsteez
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niiice lat thats sick where was it?
i have yet to enter a comp i never get around to it maybe next year.. i dno how the people are at the killy comps so we'll see.. too bad this season is over, no more comps or else i would go to them

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Mar 22 2005 1:01AM
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Mattman
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^ your the noob


haha is this the real Stef.?

I'm just playing




I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Mar 22 2005 1:06AM
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WONTON
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well i did win the rice and beef eating contest last night if u care...

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Mar 22 2005 1:07AM
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[~_~]
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yeah our park consists of 4 hits all together, or you could just straitline the whole thing and hit the BIIIIIIG 5' table and still hit the knuckle...just picture a parkasaurus-shaped table, but with a 5' deck instead a 90' deck, and still hitting the knuckle of it after stairlineing the whole park.








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Mar 22 2005 1:10AM
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LPT_311
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why can't he be happy he won the comp? I swear to god skiing is getting so stupid in the fact that people put so much emphisis on being a fuckin pro. Maybe he just enjoys skiing. You don't have to be pro to be happy about winning something

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Mar 22 2005 9:32AM
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Lateralis
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i was happy i won because i won it and i got a hundred bucks for it and it was my birthday. of course im gonna be fucken happy and as for you kendrick saying that i should enter a real comp like the vt open or shit like that is fucken stupid because i know for a fact that i cant ski like that because if i could ski like that then i wouldnt be in this town delivering fucken milk



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Mar 22 2005 4:57PM
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