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Chairlift rule #1

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Jake...
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scenario: quad lift, me and my buddy end up on each end... the guy in the middle is SUPPOST to put the middle bar inbetween his legs which gives him equal space between two unknown strager... how ever he already split up 2 freinds, and broke the rule.. he sat rite beside my buddy and i got a free open seat beside me... lol did he not break the number one rule on chairlift riding>?

oh and he wasnt chineese or asian or anything.. just a 40 year old man...

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Mar 18 2005 8:01PM
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JamieSki
Posts: 97 - Karma: 10
im not too sure i've ever heard that rule before. I agree with the no swinging and fat people rule tho.

Mar 18 2005 8:10PM
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beefbud
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he poached your chair

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Mar 18 2005 8:11PM
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LeBlanc
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eh? why would that be bad?

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Mar 18 2005 8:11PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
it was wierd.... why wouldnt he sit in the middle>?

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Mar 18 2005 8:14PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
o.....k.....


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Mar 18 2005 8:14PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
im pretty sure you can sit where ever you damn well please on a chair. why would you want to have a big bar between your legs anyway?

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Mar 18 2005 8:31PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
meh



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He's going to duct tape it to his le
Mar 18 2005 8:34PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
i love having bars between my legs.

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Mar 18 2005 8:39PM
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wazzucrewskier
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 151
that must have been really traumatic. you might consider therapy.

but seriously, that is kind of weird, normally i would at least sit a little bit away from someone.

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Mar 18 2005 8:40PM
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monkeysteez
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haha i thought that was funny.


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Mar 18 2005 8:44PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
Chairlift rule #1
You do not talk about chairlift.

(sorry)

Mar 18 2005 8:48PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
WHAT HAPPENS ON THE CHAIRLIFT STAYS ON THE CHAIR LIFT JAKE! u should know that....

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Mar 18 2005 8:52PM
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rocktheLPs
Posts: 2095 - Karma: 14
i love swinging on chair lifts, it pisses so many people off

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Mar 18 2005 9:04PM
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katesd
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maybe the guy finds it uncomfortable to have a metal bar in his crotch...

But I'm pretty sure rule #1 on most chairlifts is "Put safety bar down" after that there's: no swinging, no loose clothing/hair, no throwing snowballs.

I don't think what this guy was really that big a deal. In fact he was helping to keep the system efficient by joining you on the lift instead of taking a whole chair for himself... it gets everyone too the top faster.


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Mar 18 2005 9:04PM
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Intergalactic
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 47
this seems realllly lame


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Mar 18 2005 9:15PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
Another option would be to talk the guy. I've met some pretty spiffy people on chairlifts.

Maybe he has stories about the great war!

Mar 18 2005 9:33PM
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fakie_jibber
Posts: 341 - Karma: 10
the only god damn rule on the chairlift (besides "what happens on the chairlift stays on the chairlift") is DON'T PUT THE GODDAMN SAFETY BAR DOWN, AND ESPECIALLY NOT RIGHT WHEN YOU GET OFF THE GROUND AND MAKE SURE EVERYBODY'S HEAD IS FAR BACK ENOUGH. I got so many god damn lenses scratched because of this and today a hige knock on my head, damn old scared people

Mar 18 2005 9:42PM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
was that guy gay or sumtin

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

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Mar 18 2005 9:44PM
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shitfaced
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
who gives a shit, oh where did you get this rule book about riding a chairlift?



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Mar 18 2005 10:12PM
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Logchucker
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It is acceptable to have the bar down when riding with skis school.


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Mar 18 2005 10:45PM
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skifree919
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one time this happened to me, it was tramatic. So I'm going up as a single, and i get on the end of a group of 3 people all the way on the left of the chair. I get on the chair, and this fat idiot next to me puts his leg under the metal bar that hits the seat, so he has one leg on my god damn side of the bar. I had to ride up squished to the extreme left of the chair so i wasnt touching some fat stranger's upper thigh. Terrible fat people, they ruin everything

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Mar 18 2005 11:07PM
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vtsPin
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im surprised fat people ski. really they should jsut quite while they're ahead

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Mar 18 2005 11:09PM
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pbplaya69
Posts: 611 - Karma: 19
im fat and i ski^^.

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Mar 18 2005 11:14PM
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Huckasorass
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 80
aaahhh, the nervous safety bar droppers are the arch nemesis to my MX 9 visor. It always wakes me the fuck up tho when they knock my head silly

Mar 18 2005 11:30PM
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gypsy
Posts: 760 - Karma: 12
too bad he didnt put his arm around ya, then you'd really have something to complain about.

Mar 19 2005 12:38AM
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johanblaze
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he definitely broke it. sounds like he broke your little scandanavian heart as well..

Mar 19 2005 12:53AM
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Stinkey_egg
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i've seen really dumb people who tried to squeeze 6 to a chair. luckily they were little kids but they still had to stop the lift and get 2 of em off.

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Mar 19 2005 12:55AM
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Anathema
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to me, the number 1 rule is:-

do not, under any circumstance, trash talk while riding the lift...

that shit pisses me off. when you bail or something and people scream 'hahaha, you suck man' or shit like that.

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Mar 19 2005 2:26AM
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Lefroy
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rule number 1 is actually don't get on with someone names jake ... hah uh jsut kidding...

were u with steve tho?

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Mar 19 2005 2:29AM
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joeengel
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he only broke the rule if your plan was to blaze on the chairlift

Mar 19 2005 2:38AM
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sconniestyle
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i thought the only chair rule was dont shit yourself while riding up. now that i know i can do that, ive got to go get depends for tomorrow.



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Mar 19 2005 3:20AM
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burr
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Rule #1 is to not let 40 year old males on. to sit between you with no twin tips on.



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Mar 19 2005 6:11AM
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devine
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haha its not a "rule" but if some 40 year old decided to creep up next to me instead of space it out id cover my asshole


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Mar 19 2005 7:31AM
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DynastarriderGP
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kinda weird.

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Mar 19 2005 8:39AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
its not so bad on a four man

but i damn well hate when some fat fuck in a phenix suit wants to sit right beside you when its only him and you on a big ass 6 man.

can you not see the other 10 feet of chair over there buddy?

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Mar 19 2005 11:51AM
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almostaskier
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well, i thoguht the number one rule was to make sure you don't acknowledge the existence of the other person until you are almost at the top and give them a look to raise the bar or else...


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Mar 19 2005 12:00PM
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WONTON
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ur friend's prolly more attractive

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Mar 19 2005 1:06PM
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JazzyJ
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im with almostskiier

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Mar 19 2005 1:19PM
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hoodratz47
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man you have a hard life.. you should quit skiing a pick up emo and become famous to 14 year old girls





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Mar 19 2005 1:50PM
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cmo
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i have really never heard of that rule whatsoever

Mar 19 2005 2:24PM
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skibuilder
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i also agree with almostaskier. hilarious.

Mar 19 2005 2:28PM
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katesd
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^ cheers to that


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Mar 20 2005 1:28AM
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back_woods
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thats a dumb rule. try "dont pass out and fall off from 40 feet", i was up at st. marie a while ago and me and my buddy found a guy that that had happened too. he was basically lying on the ground bleeding.....personally i think thats far more important that gay ass sitting shit

Mar 20 2005 1:34AM
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burr
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In his case rule number 1:

Always wear the safty bar! haha



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Mar 20 2005 1:55AM
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katesd
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I ALWAYS lower the bar.. maybe it's because I teach and am used to always having it down with little kids and shit.. but really I dont understand why you want to ride with it up, and why riding with the bar down makes you "uncool". that's like saying you're not going to wear a seatbelt in the car because seatbelts are for squares.


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Mar 20 2005 2:28AM
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mckeeman
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so why didnt you "accidently"push him off before the chair gets 10 ft off the ground...I done it...

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Mar 20 2005 4:33AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahhaa did he start rubbing your friend and stuff?

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Mar 20 2005 9:41AM
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hoodratz47
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the real term is "restraint bar" yeah... ive seen some people falll from 30 feet to flat and get up and be like "shit i fell"





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Mar 20 2005 9:45AM
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Jasmine
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i actually kind of get what you're saying i think. i hate it when the chair leans too far to one side. unless your lying horizontally on the chair, the out-of-balance chair reallly bothers me.



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Mar 20 2005 9:50AM
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back_woods
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^^ hoodratz thats awesome

this guy didnt get up though, he landed on his face so he was really fucked up

hey...is anybody here the guy who fell of the chair at mont saint marie? did you live in the end? your girl(friend?) was meant to call my buddy to tell him if you were alive, but bitch that she is she didnt. so.... are you?

Mar 20 2005 11:49AM
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