standing beside me in line and i hear them say in french hey look at how bent his poles are then his little buddy said yeah theyre pro poles. i didnt say anything at first but after a minute of them talking about them i told the kid "theyre not pro poles. theyre bent cuz i landed on them. the look on their face after was so memorable. i knew they felt like complete idiots then the first kid called his friend an idiot for saying stupid things like that
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
My time is winding down.............just wait for it