standing beside me in line and i hear them say in french hey look at how bent his poles are then his little buddy said yeah theyre pro poles. i didnt say anything at first but after a minute of them talking about them i told the kid "theyre not pro poles. theyre bent cuz i landed on them. the look on their face after was so memorable. i knew they felt like complete idiots then the first kid called his friend an idiot for saying stupid things like that
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Haha reminds me of my old poles, easy to bend and took much advantage of that. People did keep asking if they where racing poles but eventually they got soo bent that they didn't even come close to resembling anything close to normal. Then one eventually snapped in half ending their run.
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I have a pair of race poles that I was using for a while when they were all I had. I always got people asking why they were bent on the lift... actually, I even got lifties asking me when at Whistler. You'd think lifties would know that sort of thing. I guess that tells you something about Intrawest and their Aussies.
i love it...there was this kid at my old skool who i would always tell him these made up stories about tricks and cars a shit and he'd always say "yah i heard about that" then id break his stupid little heart by telling him e couldnt have becuz it never happened
I hate it when my bent up poles broke, and then I got new ones and they broke, and now i have my mom's old poles that are purple and white. I on my 3rd pair of poles this year. And the morale, poels stolen from the rental store suck.
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You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself
ok i ws teaching on the bunny hil and this kids were talking about the chair. theyre like "ya its crazy!!! at the end, you have to jumps off at the highest part and land in a net thne ski away!!! i did it with my mom yesterday!!" but they were only like 9 so i dont really care
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