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Best Insults

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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
What are the best insults? Wich insults do you use?

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Mar 16 2005 7:34PM
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lamp
Posts: 3486 - Karma: 44
"your so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and you missed"

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tex t freestyle_kyle to get in

i'm a twelve year old freak foo
Jun 20 2005 5:46PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
that ones good

- - - - - - - - - - boom
Jun 20 2005 6:16PM
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PatCowan
Posts: 57 - Karma: 10
being called Pat Cowan

Jun 20 2005 6:17PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
if i wanted good come/cumback id scrape it off the roof of ur mouth

Jun 20 2005 6:39PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
hahha thats like a yo mama joke

NS SKATEBOARD
Jun 20 2005 7:48PM
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will987654321
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 15
It's hard to believe that out of 100,000 sperm you were the fastest.

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt
- g-punit*steezer
Jun 20 2005 8:03PM
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imotion
Posts: 1343 - Karma: 11
I usually make fun of some small detail of someone(stain on clothes, the way they tie thier shoes and shit) so thier self conscience and that gets the them pissed..

Make fun of thier family or some shit. Just original stuff, it works just be completly random, if people are watching they'll laugh and get your back.

--------------------------------- puffys arent very trendy in park city ...imotion productions... - imotion -
Jun 20 2005 8:15PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
stop walking like u got a tampon up ur ass.......wait, nvm

Wawa Steeze team
Jun 20 2005 8:26PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
just...shut up. works

my favorite quote ever from lat was "is cotton field gorilla a racial slur"

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.-J.D. May

it's actualy not legal to shoot someone for coming on your property. Not all people from america are jackass rednecks. Just our president
-Jklops

JC TM 1604

Jun 20 2005 8:44PM
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Hef
Posts: 852 - Karma: 12
yeah its good....until you say it to someone who then goes on to die... The guilt will haunt you and you cant take it back... I unfortunately learnt this the hard way

Jun 21 2005 4:54AM
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cab_D
Posts: 1602 - Karma: 51
^ Fuck man that's heavy!

Jun 21 2005 5:01AM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
your the load your mom should have swolled.

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass I AM CANADIAN!!!
Jun 21 2005 9:08PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
...."fatty."

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

Jun 21 2005 9:32PM
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eheath
Posts: 61100 - Karma: 118,256
dude "asshat" because they said it on the oc?....

whats up now bitch




"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
Jun 21 2005 9:44PM
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zachakskibum
Posts: 539 - Karma: 14
flaming ass goblin

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- r I sell hats
Jun 21 2005 9:57PM
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
i usually just try to ignore douche bags with:

"i'm sorry, could you go over that whole part about me giving a shit?? thx ok bai."

Jun 21 2005 9:58PM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
yeah thats good^

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
Jun 22 2005 2:10AM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
kyle: youre stupid!
towlie: no ur stupid!
k: youre a towel!
t: no youre a towel!
saying "no youre a towel" usually works because they get so damn confused.
also, if anyone makes suggestive comments, tell them exasctly what they want to hear.
eg:
fucktard: youre a fag, you love the cock
you: yeah, infact i'll blow u right now, but those people are watching so i cant, here's my number, lets hook up.
i can guarantee they will never bug you again.

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if I ever see Shane McConkey, I'm going to point at his skis and go 'Dude, they look like waterskis!' just to keep the trend going.
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member of the sds suicide watch focus group
Jun 22 2005 8:56AM
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attitashfreestyle29
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 209
If I wanted a comeback I would've wiped it off your moms face last night



Attitash Feces Crew keeps it real and crunk
Jun 22 2005 9:18AM
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will987654321
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 15
your family hates you

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt
- g-punit*steezer
Jun 22 2005 10:21AM
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LostValleyPowMan
Posts: 820 - Karma: 17
ha ha
Feb 28 2007 5:43PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Your mom has cancer right? I think I saw her in Finding Kemo.
Feb 28 2007 5:58PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
Posts: 3687 - Karma: 39
tell your mom to wear different lip stick it making my did look like a rainbow
Feb 28 2007 6:00PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
Posts: 3687 - Karma: 39
aanother one is you keep my mom out of this (point to your penis ) and i will keep this out of your MOM
Feb 28 2007 6:01PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88

DAMN, YOU STOLE MY POST!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 28 2007 6:02PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
Posts: 3687 - Karma: 39
not really
Feb 28 2007 6:04PM
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snowXrider540
Posts: 1182 - Karma: 12
wow.

this is only from about 5 years ago

where have you been your whole life?
Feb 28 2007 6:05PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
Posts: 3687 - Karma: 39
the first one was said to me and i kick the shit out the kid you said it right ot my face and the second one some told me about that one
Feb 28 2007 6:05PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of your mom (point down to your penis).
Feb 28 2007 6:06PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
if someone says something about having sex with your mom just reply
"joke's on you, my mom's got AIDS!"
or if they are a smartass you are screwed cause they can say
"yeah? well i gave it to her!"
but then i say
"joke's on you, you've got AIDS!"
Feb 28 2007 6:18PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
i call em a pecker head
Feb 28 2007 6:19PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
yell "fuck sheep!"

usually ends up with them goin wtf?
and laughing
Feb 28 2007 6:30PM
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snowboardkid21
Posts: 182 - Karma: 10
your moma so fat she got a rolex for every finger.

 
Feb 28 2007 6:58PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
dude...youre embarassing yourself.
Feb 28 2007 7:01PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
noob
Feb 28 2007 7:13PM
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NevWild
Posts: 249 - Karma: 170
www.insultmonger.com
Feb 28 2007 7:25PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
thats what she said
Feb 28 2007 7:31PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
boner sniff
quiff
stupid jerk ass
stupid jerk shit
ass-ramma-banana-slamma
ass-wipe
fuckin sperm
crusty ass
munchin fag.

Just random stuff
Feb 28 2007 7:33PM
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ijibgoremtn
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 13
ok this one takes time and it has a few steps
Feb 28 2007 9:18PM
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ijibgoremtn
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 13
fuck retarded computer

anyways...

1. get a helium balloon and make sure the kid you want to insult is there.
2. inhale helium
3. sing the crazy bitch song about his mom

my friend did this to a kid whos a doushe and it was absolutely histerical the kid had no idea what to say i almost pee'd my pants laughing
Feb 28 2007 9:20PM
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xcheese
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
damn right im an asshole, you pussys aint even half as tight
Feb 28 2007 9:21PM
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