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ninja.
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
i am a ninja and i am new to skiing. I was wondering how long you think it would take a ninja to learn how to ski. I think it should be very easy,because i am very co-ordinated and can do 4 flips off the ground. I think once i learn the technique of skiing i will be master. I must learn my new nemesis, snow dragon, is a master skier.

Mar 15 2005 11:23PM
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MHFreeriderD
Posts: 255 - Karma: 11
not the most original fake name out there




why use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice?
Mar 15 2005 11:31PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
please...just go home


SKI FOR LIFE!
Mar 15 2005 11:40PM
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eheath
Posts: 61097 - Karma: 118,198
hahah "4 flips off the ground"











'i think i'll go with shouldabeen for the first name and abeejay for the middle name, reguardless of if its a boy or girl'-CameIToeJam on what he would name his kids


i hate ski patrolers
Mar 15 2005 11:41PM
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Stinkey_egg
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 75
well if you can do 4 flips just off the ground you should have no problem doing 10 flips off a kicker! i'd love to see that!

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Mar 15 2005 11:45PM
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mr.ski
Posts: 384 - Karma: 11
1o flips would win yea a title at x - games you would make all ninjas proud



what kind of condom should i use thread.
'i just use saran rap and an elastic band.' -anathema
Mar 16 2005 2:06AM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
Do you really have this much time on your hands? If so, I really envy you.



'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

Jcrew Represent!
Mar 16 2005 4:24AM
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Drunkenmaster
Posts: 435 - Karma: 9
Date Sent: March 16 2005 00:17:20 - (read)
ninja.* --> Drunkenmaster*
your intestines might hurt cause im practicing this new move that i only use my mind for, its a ninja move, but its kind of like the force.


wtf..go home fag



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I swaped the Alps with the Middle of Wisconson can't wait till I can go back where I belong!
Mar 16 2005 2:44PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
Go eat some tofu you yoga nerd

WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM Jibberish: Minimizing my grades since 2004.
Mar 16 2005 2:51PM
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Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
i wish i was a ninja they r dope...

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I wish I had super powers
Like being able to summon tasty cheese
But would I use it for good or evil?
I just don't know...
Mar 16 2005 3:03PM
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