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VTpublicenemy9
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isnt this show the greatest?? post some good quotes of his if u want

Mar 15 2005 3:34PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Borat: My wife is uhhh.. scared of the man with the chocolate face!

We pay our debt sometimes.
Mar 15 2005 3:36PM
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VTpublicenemy9
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Ali- yea so we here wid da former chief of the NYPD
Former LAPD chief- no i was the chief or the LAPD
Ali G- well u say tomato i say potato

Mar 15 2005 3:47PM
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VTpublicenemy9
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it hasnt been on hbo in a while

Mar 15 2005 4:21PM
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SnowCoast
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Ali G: Is we running out of natural gases?
Ralph Nader: No.
But aren't there animals producing gases that we can use?
Raplph Nader: Well, I'm not so sure we've been successful in putting a box around a Cow's asshole just yet.

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Classic NS right here:
Shadow7: i know i sound like a total newb whos JON?
SeanPistol: jon olsson. the sweedish guy that wears wierd suits and skis for head.
Shadow7: oh yea him lol thanks for DE-newbeing me
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Mar 15 2005 4:30PM
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Anathema
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'well it's not everyday you get to meet a girl you've had ova free hundred mastabations ova!'

-Harvιε


keep it real,
payce

Mar 15 2005 4:33PM
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Doghouse
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'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G



Mar 15 2005 5:39PM
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skibum®
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Ali G: what was da day dat Jesus was born on
Priest: that would December twenty fifth
Ali G: so is dat like a coincidence dat dat is on christmas

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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
Mar 15 2005 5:39PM
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ry.will
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Ali G: Are you angry that Michael Jackson said he invented the moonwalk?
Buzz Aldren (First man to walk on the moon): No

Mar 15 2005 8:16PM
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lipen69
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ali g: Respek

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Message me to get into the 'I HATE ATLANTASKI CULT'
Mar 15 2005 8:19PM
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$bhill$
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fucking gayest show ever





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Mar 15 2005 8:26PM
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KingShit
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Its like doing it wity my sister.

Actually you can put up every line from the show and it would be hella funny.



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
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