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Da ali G show
isnt this show the greatest?? post some good quotes of his if u want
Borat: My wife is uhhh.. scared of the man with the chocolate face!
We pay our debt sometimes.
Ali- yea so we here wid da former chief of the NYPD
Former LAPD chief- no i was the chief or the LAPD
Ali G- well u say tomato i say potato
it hasnt been on hbo in a while
Ali G: Is we running out of natural gases?
Ralph Nader: No.
But aren't there animals producing gases that we can use?
Raplph Nader: Well, I'm not so sure we've been successful in putting a box around a Cow's asshole just yet.
Classic NS right here:
Shadow7: i know i sound like a total newb whos JON?
SeanPistol: jon olsson. the sweedish guy that wears wierd suits and skis for head.
Shadow7: oh yea him lol thanks for DE-newbeing me
'well it's not everyday you get to meet a girl you've had ova free hundred mastabations ova!'
keep it real,
'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G
Ali G: what was da day dat Jesus was born on
Priest: that would December twenty fifth
Ali G: so is dat like a coincidence dat dat is on christmas
strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
Ali G: Are you angry that Michael Jackson said he invented the moonwalk?
Buzz Aldren (First man to walk on the moon): No
ali g: Respek
Message me to get into the 'I HATE ATLANTASKI CULT'
fucking gayest show ever
Its like doing it wity my sister.
Actually you can put up every line from the show and it would be hella funny.
-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
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