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Crazy Lifties?

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Bigmilne22
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
At the hawk we have some crazy lifties like the cowboy

Mar 14 2005 7:41PM
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a-line
Posts: 970 - Karma: 10
yeah at my mountain theres this one guy who goes down chair line all most strait on teles, with out poles.
crazy shit

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Mar 14 2005 7:44PM
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SchweitzerSki
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there was this one guy who everytime i came through the line when he was there, he would tell me how bad he has to take a shit and whatnot. i told him to bring diapers next time

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Mar 14 2005 7:46PM
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Rick_Husted
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
yeah lifties are crazy always.

Mar 14 2005 7:55PM
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VTpublicenemy9
Posts: 149 - Karma: 10
most of them where i ski are foreign

Mar 14 2005 8:08PM
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sKi*eAst
Posts: 397 - Karma: 10
ohh mann the lifties at my mountain are the shitt. Half of them are jamacian, and its so fun to talk to them cause they are really cool. then there is this one stoner kid who is really cute so we always wave to him, and the other day he make like a little feild of mushrooms out of snow, they were soo cool.






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is when it hits, you feel no pain...
Mar 14 2005 8:45PM
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whoisikeEh
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 8
theres this liftie that offered me chew once, it was sweer

Mar 14 2005 8:46PM
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PEski000
Posts: 147 - Karma: 13
my mountain has like 1 cool lift guy... everyone else is gay... and wont let me up with a backpack.... i hate my moutain... its depressing

Mar 14 2005 9:09PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
haha our lifty's are rad.
lifty party's are amazing



-Chloe
Mar 14 2005 9:27PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
^ all of our lifties are australian

Mar 14 2005 10:05PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
although at wash we do get to take up backpacks and stuff...but there is this one girl who always wears kitty ears...weird

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Mar 14 2005 10:12PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
one of the guys at my mtn keeps pushing people off the quad right at the beginning, usually asswhole teenagers from out-of-state (in Vt you develop a keen eye for them). He's sooo discreet about it, he jes takes the snow broom and catches it on their ski and it flips them off the lift...funny shit, but it seems like a good way to get fired

Mar 14 2005 10:15PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
the one guy at my mountain has ONE TOOTH in his WHOLE MOUTH


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Mar 14 2005 10:22PM
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kyle_w
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this one liftie at our resort is 34 and he asked a 16 year old girl that works ski check to go on a date with him. also he smokes like a chimney




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Mar 14 2005 10:23PM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
theres this liftie at one of the mountains i got to that looks like A.J. from the backstreet boys i cant tak ehtat lift anymore cause I laugh so hard every time I see him that i dont notice hwen the chair is coming





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Mar 14 2005 10:26PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
who the hell is A.J. from the backstreet boys...this is more like, 'and I can't go over to that chair anymore because I just stare at him and fantasize about getting in his pants, and I don't even notice the lift ramming into my ass'

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Mar 14 2005 10:31PM
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crm
Posts: 286 - Karma: 10
the other day one of our lifties kept shoveling snow right into the people getting on the chair's faces. It was funny when you saw other people get on, but when you got snow shoveled on you it was really shitty.

Mar 14 2005 10:35PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
i feel bad for them, i was a liftie once, and it sucks...i had to watch people have fun alll day

Fuck tha police
Mar 14 2005 10:39PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
we have this dude named nick. but my friends and i call him vaughn isenburg the third. yeah him and i share music and stuff. hes tight

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Mar 14 2005 10:42PM
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skichica128
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
yea, hunter has this one liftie who's always stoned n he sits in his box and we blow him kisses and wave to him. Then yesterday he came out of his box and made a mushroom and a catepillar out of snow!

Mar 14 2005 10:47PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
where i ride we have this one liftee that's a pyro...He sits in the booth at the top of the mountain and plays with his zippo during his shift.

oh ya he burnt down his house too.

Mar 14 2005 10:50PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
every friday and saturday our lifties drink and they smoke every day.. but they always drink right in their boths and sometimes in the groomers... our lifties are all cool tho they let us jump off the lifts and like to load all the cocky little kids bad so they cetch their tips and eat it gettin on.. lifties are overall amuzing individuals..

Mar 14 2005 10:53PM
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Anathema
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i knew a crazy old lifty named marshall. what a nutcase.

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Mar 15 2005 12:28AM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
i theres this lifty at my hill who always bags the shit out of every one he made this kid cry wat a pisser
and theres this hot one who aways talks to me and asks me to go get her redbull after a big night



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Mar 15 2005 12:58AM
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Jenna1106
Posts: 3012 - Karma: 10
we have some really cool lifties. theres this one guy...Julio...he's really chill. he always talks to us and lets us cut the lines. good shit.

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Mar 15 2005 9:11AM
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Zook
Posts: 265 - Karma: 10
we have a midget liftie

Mar 15 2005 9:28AM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 529
we have one that uses his rake to practice his ninja skills

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Mar 15 2005 10:04AM
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Bigmilne22
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
Lifties are are crazy

Mar 15 2005 12:20PM
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punkrockerlhs
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
cowboy ur my boy


Mar 15 2005 3:38PM
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punkrockerlhs
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
even if u think ur a ninja

Mar 15 2005 3:39PM
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kkskishv
Posts: 1061 - Karma: 9
we have this craazy liftie named rich.. some people call him 'shorts' because he wears shorts in the middle of the winter .. and he is pretty sweet
he does crazy lift tricks .. like one is where he'll swing the chair around with his leg.. another he'll grab onto the reel thing where the chairs spin around on.. and he'll hold onto that and swing the chair around with his foot...

but this weekend we found out he bulldozed his house b/c he was really mad about breaking up with his g/f or something?
but he's a really sweet guy

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Mar 15 2005 5:33PM
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Jenna1106
Posts: 3012 - Karma: 10
thats insanee

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Mar 15 2005 5:38PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
2 years ago, we had this hot blonde liftie who was always getting hit on by everyone who worked at the mountain. anyway, we would joke around, and she didnt care what i did on the lifts, until i rode a towrope switch. well one day my dad was riding the lift and she was telling another liftie "well, i dont wear bras". my dad asked me who it was. so the next day she was loading me onto a lift and i asked her "so, you dont wear bras, huh?" she freaked out and didnt know what to say, it was hilarious

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Mar 15 2005 5:43PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
all our lifties are friggen mountain trolls. its pretty bad...




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Mar 15 2005 5:52PM
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Bigmilne22
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
one time I knocked over a lifties cone and he flipped shit so i told him to get a job

Mar 15 2005 7:00PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
man swain has the ultimate fucked up lifties




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Mar 15 2005 7:08PM
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skibabe2569
Posts: 237 - Karma: 10
wow at my mountain we have a super-hick liftie named tim. Tim calls me giggles and enjoys to touch my ass and also all of my girl-friends' when we get on the T-bar. He watches me when i come down from the park and comments on everything. He tells me when it's miller time and how when he gets off work hes going to get completely smashed. In return for touching our asses he gives us candy bars. Tim is the most hilarious liftie and he's a horny bastard.

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Mar 15 2005 7:39PM
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mackinnon
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at sugarloaf there's a liftie that yells when he takes people out of line he's like "FOUR, GIT'ER DONE!"

*Laura*

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Mar 15 2005 8:04PM
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sKILOve07
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all of the lifties at my mtn. are stoners and some are ok but theres this one lady who is super crazy and i guess has a pet pig?

Mar 15 2005 8:51PM
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punkrockerlhs
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
u have 2 be a stoner 2 b a liftie its like a requirement


triple threat dont get it twisted call cinco cinco cino nueve dos nueve dos
Mar 16 2005 3:16PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
most of our lifties look depressed all the time lol theres a couple cool guys

Mar 16 2005 6:56PM
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punkrockerlhs
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
ive never seen a liftie who isnt blazed


triple threat dont get it twisted call cinco cinco cinco nueve dos nueve dos
Mar 17 2005 4:35PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
hah theres a liftie at my hill and if epoeple dont go he makes funny noises at them... he sounds like a reatard and the first time i saw him i was like wtf is his prolme.... but now he has a sign that says hes deaf. i felt bad for making fun of a deaf guy

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Mar 17 2005 7:43PM
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parkerhouse
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 11
Our lift operator blares classical music and conducts to it at the mid station.

Mar 17 2005 7:48PM
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ensv
Posts: 73 - Karma: 10
If you spent hours a day sitting in the cold watching boaring lifts go by, then you would be crazy, too.

snow boarders are posers
Mar 17 2005 8:02PM
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michiganjibber
Posts: 587 - Karma: 61
We got muthafuckin' Vin Deezl rockin' goggle-sunglasses and a puffy, Down-syndrome looking kid, Krazy Kyle who shits in the woods at the the top of T, the old dude that waves to you really slow, and this hippy named SKI, who randomly wears a huge rainbow hat.




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Mar 18 2005 11:38AM
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Hctiws_iks
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yea most of the lifties i know are stoned lots of the time while they are working

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Mar 18 2005 11:40AM
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JackBach
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All our lifties are foreign exchange students who don't really speak English all that well (although they speak English better than I speak their language, probably) who work for cheap. Gotta love cheap labor.

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Mar 18 2005 2:38PM
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