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The next time you go to the ocean...
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The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads. And you wonder why the ocean is so salty...
~* 'My sex God is a horrible warlock.' *~
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WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHA! FUCKING GOLD! OUCH, IT HURTS... ohhhhhh, shit girl.
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eeeeeeeew... thanks. now i am ascared to go in the ocean, ugh, and there are a lot of whales too...
eh?
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i thought i was the only one that knew why the water was salty. it is suprisingly good for the skin, but rough on the hair
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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home
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aw fuck
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A little sperm never hurt anyone (except for all those pregnant teens and such) I'm still going surfing!
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SUVs Suck!
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That's a pretty big load!
'I'm still Ugly'
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shit, i about pissed my pants. for once im glad i don't live near the ocean
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no wonder the average number of gays is higher in cities along the beach. san francisco.
luv,
Sonya
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just because i don't care, doesn't mean i don't understand!
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Actually the Ocean is salty because of the long residence time of certain ions allowing for a large build-up before eflux equals influx.
As for there being many blue whales, I'm afraid not, this leviathan of the deep is really on its last legs.
And as for spunk. Pigs are really up there at producing more for their body-weight
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i lived on the ocean for 8 years...
-Chris
skiing is fun
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Yea there is actually NaCl in the ocean, actually they are aquated ions Na+ Cl-, I don't think they're is actually salt in ejaculate.
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haha dont wow guys dont take it to seriously its just a joke
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yes punkrawk, it isn't whale spooge, you can stop drinking all that seawater.
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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home
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FUCK OFF! YOU ARE SUCK A STUPID DORK. I HATE YOU ReefAssFucker
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haha a dork... how appropriate
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ha...yeah the salt water kills the sperm almost instantly and there is no sodium chloride in sperm.
heres one you've probably heard, but since we're in the topic of manchowder....
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
---your girlfriend has to chew
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haha, likes here chowder chunky huh, but good god, 400 gallons of sperm, shit, thats epic
-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
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im laughing and i dont know if i can stop, and punkrawk is only fueling me
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