Call me retarded or sally if it pleases you but hear me out.
I know this dude and when he pulls backscratchers he sometime grabs his left ski with his left hand sort of like a tweaked back tail; but sometimes he reaches to far and grabs his right ski instead. What is this called? It kinda looks pretty good especailly if he crosses his skis.
Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as getting AIDS
There is no 'I' in TEAM but there are 5 'I's in INDIVIDUAL BRILLIANCE