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Rude Poetry Corner
Here is some rude poetry. I encourage you all, no matter what you age or roots, to come up with some. That way mankind may go to bed tonight with a smile on its face.
These are limericks:
There once was a young man from Brighton
Who said to his girl: 'you're a tight 'un'
She said 'pardon my soul
But you're in the wrong hole
There's plenty of room in the right one'
While banging in a hard bed of nails,
'OOOoo!' Said the Princess of Wales,
She let out a great roar,
Said, 'we've not done it before,
In white tie, and top hat, and tails.'
There was a young vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were rather unstable
Once in a blue moon
She pulled out a spoon
And drank herself under the table
there once was a young man boston
who drove a little red austin
it had room for his ass
a gallon of gas
but his balls hung out and he lost em
(the austin is referring to an Austin Mini, some of which have a 1275cc engine, hence my name)
there are a few people who have nutted a rail worse than me
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