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what are some funny jokes?
i got one to start of bros... so this man and wife and in ben and the women goes..i was at a dick convention today and they were sellin the big ones for 100 dollars and the little ones for 10 dollars and the man asks. how much would mine go for? and the wife replied. they were givin yours away.. so the man gets mad and says oh ya i was at a pussy convention today and they were sellin the tight ones for 100 dollars and the loose ones for 10 dollars. and the wifer asks. oh ya what would mine go for. and he goes. what would yours go for? they had to have some place to hold the convention in..
ok mark......this one isn't very good but its the only one i could think of right now...so this zoo is trying to find a new lion tamer. all these people come to try to tame the lion but the lion just eats them all........one day a man and his wife come in and say that they can train the lion..the zookeeper says that the lion is untrainable but they can give it a shot if they really want....the man goes in first with a chair, a whip and a gun, he goes in and shakes the chair, cracks the whip and fires the gun and the lion charges and the man barely makes it out of the cage with his life.....the woman says that she'll show them how it is done...she goes in without the chair, whip or gun....all she does is walk in, pull up her skirt and reveal she has no panties on..the lion walks up sniffs her puss and rolls over and purrs like a kitten......the zookeeper asked the man why he didn't do that and the man replies 'if you get that damn lion out of there i will.'
Whats big, red and eats rocks ???
Wait you guessed it - A big red rock eater !!!!!
Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
ahahahah. shlong, i seriously laughed at that for 5 mins straight
Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
Two guys are sitting side by side at a bar, getting drunk. They're becoming rowdy, and start insulting each other. The other patrons of the bar start watching them, wondering if perhaps a fight will break out. The verbal abuse continues until finally one of the men screams, 'I fucked your mother! I fucked your mother!'
The bar turns deadly quiet.
The other man turns and says quietly, 'Go home, Dad. You're drunk.'
3 men are waiting for interviews with the CIA
to prove their loyalty the men are each placed in a room with their wives and given a gun (blank rounds but they dont know) and told to kill their wife. the first guy pussys out and runs away as does the second but in the room of the third guy there is alot of crashing around. 5 min later he emerges and says 'some asshole but blanks in here so i had to beat her to death'
Im like NASA - i get higher then all you!
What do you tell a bitch w/ 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
why did the redneck walk his kid to school????
cuz he is in the same grade
why did the woman cross the road?
who cares, she should be in the kitchen making my supper.
What is red, green an pink and spinning in a circle?
a baby in a microwave.
sorry, you didn't need to hear that one. very sadistic, don't you think?
A penny rolls into mexico and a man picks it up, what do you call that man?
The richest man in Mexico
A Koala calls up a hooker and asks her to come over. When she comes to his appartment, he tells her he wants to go done on her. When he is done, the hooker asks for her money and the koala gives her a strange look. She sees a dictionary, looks up prostitute and reads the definition- a woman who provides sexual favors for money. The Koala rips the dictionary from her and turns the page to the definition of a koala- An animal that eats bush and leaves.
what is the worst part of taking a 10 yr old out to the woods to have sex?
walking back to your car alone.
what do you call two white people pushing a car up a hill? WHITE POWER
what do you call two black people pusing a car up up a hill? BLACK POWER
what do you call two mexicans pushing a car up a hill? GRAND THEFT AUTO
Why did the monkey die??
It fell out of the tree!
(monkeys dont fall out of trees)
Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
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