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Schwags
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Buy this movie kidddiies! its siiick... ITs like scandalous but 10x better!!!! and scandalous was fuckin good.
Oct 4 2002 11:08PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
damn when you get your copy schwags?
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Oct 4 2002 11:43PM
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Schwags
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Levin was over today i saw it off a mini dv tape... but its fuckin gooooooood..
Oct 4 2002 11:44PM
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Five40Guy
Posts: 4733 - Karma: 39
matt were you 2 making it happen?


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Oct 5 2002 12:10AM
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yetirolfe
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damnit schwaggler i hate you
Oct 5 2002 12:27AM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
Lets be honest people: I make everything happen.
Oct 5 2002 1:05AM
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Five40Guy
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dave i know you make it happen. but was matt?


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Oct 5 2002 1:11AM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
Matt sat on the mat.
Like a fat
Cat

wearing a hat.

I beat it with
a
Bat.

I squished it


Flat.

now what the fuck are you fucking fuckers gonna do about that?
Oct 5 2002 1:30AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 399
dave.
im.
digging.
your.
grave.
Oct 5 2002 1:32AM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
Doobie snacks?
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Did you know the pen is stronger than the knife. And did you know that they can kill you once but they cant kill you twice. Did you know destruction of the flesh is not the ending of life, fear not of the anti christ. Did you know that I exist before the earth and did you know that I exist before the earth...Your body is just a vehicle transporting the soul, it whats inside the vehicle is beauty to behold...It was written up in the book of life.
Oct 5 2002 1:36AM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
Schwaglah, please...
Don't misbehave...
for I would
Hate
to bury you in that grave
that was ment for me.

then I would be forced to pee
on you while you were down dead in that grave

te he he he.
Look At me.

WHEEEEEEEEEY!
Oct 5 2002 1:36AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 399
yes master.
back to cooking your food.
for you strively need dood.
Fuck that shit.
I kill you now.
With my big rifle.
Cus i like to shoot people that are livin.
Named levin mostly.
Oct 5 2002 1:40AM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
damn it matt that didn't even rhyme.
You suck at life.
Don't waste my time.
I stab you in the neck with my poetic knife.

Then I deficate in the gaping bloody hole.
You can't breathe now.
I throw your twitching carcase to rabid rabies striken Mole.
It poops you out a day later, the poop is eaten by a cow.




you can't touch my beutiful poetic stylz.
Oct 5 2002 1:48AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 399
poetry is for saps
like levin when hes takin his naps
on planet mars.
i reach for my chochlate bar.
and i eat it with my mouth.
Im far out dood..
where are you?
Dead in my grave i built for you!
Oct 5 2002 1:51AM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
Silly Matt
Got less poetic rhyme style then a donkey with a bat
in its dump chute
while yo momma plays its skin flute.

Mother goose ain't got shit on me.
te he he he.

WHEEEEY

I craft poetic genious so efortlessly
and masterfully

te he he he


WHEEEEEEY

don't bother with a cheap retort to me.
Oct 5 2002 2:00AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 399
pardon me?
death to thee.
not matt harvey.
but his boyfreind dave levin.
from south cali
reppin his wack poetry
that only saps can read.
butter
is what im gonna spread on my bread
that i make out of your body.
Say hello to my little freind.
its called the end.
i win.
Oct 5 2002 2:09AM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
And I reply to thee:

pardon me?
'Yes Thee'

death to thee.
'No- Death to thee'

not matt harvey.
'Well why the the fuck not? he ran over my cat with his huge RV.'

but his boyfreind dave levin.
'True I am a boy and I am his friend, so yes I am his boyfriend, but no matt. Not me. Death to thee. To hell with your corpse, no chance at heaven.'

from south cali
'ya thats my home, I'd rather live in Bali.'

reppin his wack poetry
'My poerty ain't whack, and you will see...'

that only saps can read.
'That last line was fucking lame, so take heed:'

butter
'Cause biiiiatch... I don't fucking stutter.'

is what im gonna spread on my bread
'and I will spread on my bread the brains from your crushed head'

that i make out of your body.
'ah shut the fuck up already I gotta go potty.'

Say hello to my little freind.
'what friend? the poor little gerbil you put in your back end?'

its called the end.
'No it ain't, its your end, and to the depest pits of hell, your body I will send.'

i win.
'Negitive Ghostrider, the pattern is full.'

Oct 5 2002 2:31AM
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Five40Guy
Posts: 4733 - Karma: 39
wow i am drunk and that was deep


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Oct 5 2002 4:36AM
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threejay
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 15
that had to be one of the best threads ever on ns.


I thought the skis made you good. I got the skis and it turned out I was wrong. It must be the clothes.
-3gman
Oct 5 2002 11:11AM
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Sean14456
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damn dave is whipping out some nasty rhymes
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Oct 5 2002 1:11PM
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Jibtech
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YAAAAY!!!! I am the winner!!!!!
Oct 5 2002 3:50PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Yaaaaaa!

Dave Levin Is My HERO!
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Oct 5 2002 3:54PM
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Kornn101
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easily the best post ive ever read here
Oct 5 2002 4:11PM
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BlindFaith
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I'm starting to think that it's not the newbies that are bringing down this site.........haha.




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Oct 5 2002 4:29PM
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nulkkis
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levin busting some rhymes. lunatic.


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Oct 5 2002 4:30PM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
Pass the word along: I'm the winner but matt is the wiener.
Oct 6 2002 2:02AM
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SwitchMisty540
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haha...this is an awesome thread
Oct 6 2002 5:12PM
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cams
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this thread is defnately by far the shiznit.. freestyle showdown


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
Oct 6 2002 8:28PM
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