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stupid shit to get on a ski vid
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my friend today was like 'when we move to mammoth and theyre filming the next pbp movie, im gonna get a superman costume, fly down and do a backflip and crash hard. thatll prolly get me in it.' what the hell was all i could think then i went on to tell him that i like him less after that statement
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Not me, I wanna see that, but someone did that already. Only they landed, and it was a frontflip. Check Stereotype or Playground.
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no the superman frontflip in the game credits..... with the superman suit
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and that guy in 'Unknown' a few years back.
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i would like to see someone take off a ski and put it back on while in mid air
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Oh yeah, your right Erich. I watched too many videos last week. I think it was also in Balance as well.
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if you want in a ski video just stalk anyone important with a camra and get in the background of every shot possible. make it look like you belong there too.
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damn right darryl! the poached shot!!!
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what about a power rangers suit? That'd get you in. Or a ninja. That way throwing Liu Kangs with no spin or flip wouldn't look so awkward. It'd just be like you were fighting you're midair arch rivals.
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Shane Anderson wore a karate robe thing and did a japan for an Ice Ski Pole ad a year or two ago.
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mid air arch rivals, fuckin classic
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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
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hmm it sounds like the supermans been done, have your friend do something else, like a backflip in a dress or naked.
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my ideas are actually pretty stupid, and theres a naked jump in the not so secret secret section of scandalous.
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yeah and he prolly would too, hes a fuckin maniac
Dan Maguire
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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
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my roommate skied naked through sms this summer, i hope that makes it to a vid sometime
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that was dave levin himself jumping that hip wearing nothing but a pink wig and boots in scandalous
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hey, shlonginator, a couple of years ago, on a video or something, i did saw a guy, pull his ski off mid air and put it back on.
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you did saw? or you did see?
shit, i'm sounding like my mom
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I cant stand it when you have someone with a camera standing at a jumping just poaching film from everyone that goes off the jump.
I was skiing at mammoth and there was some amatuer filmaker just taking pics of everyone and he had no affiliation with anyone.
I am sure most people dont mind but at least he could ask first.
i just thought of that when i heard someone say poaching.
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hey twintips - welcome to the real world
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there is nothing i can do that anyone would want to use anyway.
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thats probably why it bugs me.
i only want my friends to see how much i suck even though they think i am the greatest because i will go big.
oh well
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anyone who know's tom dolozel - last winter blue got him to film for something or other - so he put on a pink thong (just the pink thong) and started jumping.
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