Penis Size

schlonginator · 2002-09-30 06:14:28

Is penis size and weight an important factor in choosing the right ski length for you?? Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS

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yes,if you have a wide pen,choose the pocket rocket,if you have a long pen,go with the 181,and very small pen,go with snowblade and shut up!
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Sep 30 2002 9:43AM

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SUpilot

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good thing i got pocket rockets ;)

Sep 30 2002 12:10PM

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Hedekar

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too bad the pocket rockets are soft, suckers! HA!

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Sep 30 2002 5:29PM

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Sean14456

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i got some stiff racing skis!
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Sep 30 2002 5:58PM

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I got some long stiff racing skis what more could u ask for

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Sean14456

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i feel bad for skiboarders
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Sep 30 2002 8:26PM

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the are chodes

Sep 30 2002 8:47PM

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free10skier80

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do you guys ever do BONED out tail grabs with ur stiff skis?

Sep 30 2002 8:48PM

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Sean14456

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oh BONED out is underestimating the stiffness of my skis during some of my tail grabs, i just love to grab the tail
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Flowsion

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too bad for those dudes that think its cool just to go down on ski boots
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Sep 30 2002 9:42PM

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Yah, i'm gonna have to go with the rossiscratch dude on this one..

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i got some 1988 fischer 215cm, so stiff a mogul would break em

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Oct 1 2002 1:12AM

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Ha sucks to have those soft ass pocket rockets... I got big thick Atomic Stomps (186) and they are so stiff.

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Oct 2 2002 12:16AM

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SUpilot

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03 pocket rockets are alot stiffer than they were last year.

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Whistlermann

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SUpilot, you are wrong, they are beefed up a bit but only 5-10% stiffer... the right idea but still to soft.

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Oct 2 2002 11:03PM

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SUpilot

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well i cant be totally stiff...if was 100% stiff then the little colonel would never fit into anything.

Oct 2 2002 11:11PM

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but seriously folks, ,Id say no

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Oct 2 2002 11:51PM

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Krongos

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wow that was the funniest thing on here by far

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Ridiculous

ya?

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