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a user friendly guide to the ski industry
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ive summed up many ski companys into a few helpful words so when your thinking of buying from them you know what to expect so heres the guide:
Line SKis: a few drunk teenagers with some super cool 'Purfect Twintips'
K2:super punk graphics biotch
Dynastar: good quality skis from france
Head: you want to get some!
Volant:Just OK
Atomic: stiff mofos
Rossignol:SCRATCH yourself untill you buy them
Elan:shitty wannabe twintips
Fischer:more shittie wannabes
Armada: SHHH! its a secret!
Salomon: Good skis.
Bottom line everything sucks -Seth Morrison
free the heel!
dynastar is better than line i cant chage my screen name without losing my precious posts:( freeskiing is not a crime. washington represent! jonny moseley sucks! DOH!
Duffman can't breath ooh yah! That brown spot needs a little h20 ooh yah! snowlerblder hater.
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What the fuck, this shit is nothin. u should get your face out of your ass and stat to relize what the fuck is going on. that would be alot more helpfull then these faggot ass, explannations
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im just trying to entertain!!!!!!!!!!!! im good at dealing with people!!!!!!! what is wrong with you people!!!!!!!!! im going to kill you then me!!!!!!!!! because im good at stuff!!!! mother fucker!!!!!!!! 'sigh' i need anger managment class
Bottom line everything sucks -Seth Morrison
free the heel!
dynastar is better than line i cant chage my screen name without losing my precious posts:( freeskiing is not a crime. washington represent! jonny moseley sucks! DOH!
Duffman can't breath ooh yah! That brown spot needs a little h20 ooh yah! snowlerblder hater.
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hey giggles, why dont u suck my dick u pussy ass fuck
'Ride On'
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giggles is just mad because he rides blizzards and they weren't on the list.
''New socks is like sex to the feet.''
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The following is the MOST important thing I have learned while working in the ski industry for the past 7 years.
All the parties are SAUSAGE parties! (Weee for us girls!)
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Just when you think you are done throwing up...YOUR NOT!
Jodi...'Why don't you close your eyes when you kiss me anymore?'
Doug...'Cause I like looking at myself in your sunglasses.'
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plain fucking retarded, but i like it
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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
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volkl: the skis you left off the list because they own you
*smack*
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scott usa is still cool
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)
'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
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once again the 10 post bitch giggles is talkin shit about stuff he doesn't know. harvey can we just kick him off?
....west
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i no a lot more about this shit then your hairy ass, dont stereotype me to the dumn ass catogory, cuz ill be the most knoligble fuck u ever did totch
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kneissl's this year are the shit. why aren't they on your list coon?
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can we kill him now??
meh?
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with a name like giggles i bet you do
....west
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What about Olin Marks IV's those are sweet and twintipped. Sorta.
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Volant is not just OK, have you ever riden a pair? I ride machetes and they are great skis. How can you say something is shitty without experiencing yourself?
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Andrew
SUVs Suck!
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hes so knoligble...that he cant even spell knowledgeable right...thats cool man...but i probably shouldnt say too much too you, or else youll probably bust a cap in my ass...cuz we be bling blingin up and down the street. showin gold from head to feet. a badass mother fucker sporting a gun. makes little boys and girls get up and run.hahaha...ok...so i dont know what im saying...despite known reasons
'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
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'i no a lot...' - The infamously retarded giggles. i believe what you were trying to say is know, this forum is for people who actually want to converse w/ each other, some of are pricks some of the time, but it is funny then, you are just being kinda annoying
-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
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I love how he said 'Don't stereotype me into the dumn category' Classic shit.
PEACE - MATT
FIS SUCKS
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