today I was biking and I Was trying to clear the six pack, I cleard the first 2 then ate shit on the third, I couldn't move my left leg so I had to be caried out. When I got to the hospital the took a bunch of x rays and it turned out i had a hair Line crack on my right hip, so that was well... shity. but then I was sitting on the bed and this wolman comes up to me and expects me to pee in a cup, and I was like wtf, I couldn't get up so I rolled over and pissed off the sided of the bed into this little cup and it overflowed all over my hand's, so I was even more pissed, then this wolman HAD to clean up my little tiny cuts(witch were like nothing) and she made me roll over and stuff witch was extreemly painfull, then finaly they gave me a bunch of painkiller and sent me on home, the whole thing took like 4 hours whitch I though was realy dumb because all I wanted to know was weather or not my hip was brooken...
Silly fagot, dicks are for chicks